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30 June 2006

PSA. Just because you think it's out does not mean it's out. Some patriotic young folks just set of a bunch of fireworks from the traffic circle in my street. Great fun until one guy approached "a dud". Happily no serious burns.
News from my hometown This happened about a mile from the house I grew up in.
It's Really Cute when you guys chat on IRC with me. So do it!
post by: agropyron at: 22:17
what do i do with a .bin and .cue? yo soy idiota con el osx.
post by: sam at: 21:53 | 7 comments
BP Radio I got those "working on a holiday" blues... but playing cool tunes on the radio will make me feel better. :) Come join in.
And interview with DMC I found this fascinating. Daryl Mack from RUN/DMC sharing a bond with Sarah McLaughlin?

Who knew?
Konbini Life --an examination/review of all the stuff this guy eats from convenience stores in Japan Read more...
Circumhorizontal arc. Freakin' amazing and beautiful.
How Not To End Your Vacation Read more...
Chameleon, lemon-headed, coward, terrorist pussy. [YouTube linky] Psycho complains to city about 'rogue helicopter pilot': "Local lunatic David Thompson complains to Charlotte, NC city council during a community access forum, which is conveniently captured on tape and broadcast live on the local community access channel. There aren't enough tags to cover his rant against ice in the arena, rogue helicopter pilots, and 'terrorist pussies'."
The Leica Freedom Train "After being hired by the New York Office of Leitz in 1938, on alternate weeks, I witnessed the arrival and processing of thirty or more Leitz-sponsored refugees who were lined up along the wall of our office waiting to be interviewed by Alfred Boch, Executive Vice President of E. Leitz, Inc. Boch put them up at the nearby Great Northern Hotel and spent the succeeding days on the telephone finding jobs for them throughout New York and the nation."
These refugees were Jews, trained in the camera business by Leitz in Germany so that upon immigration, they could find jobs in the U.S.(.pdf).
LP to CD? Does anyone know how to put an LP onto CD?Read more...
I'm so excited! Read more...
Ask MeCha: Doing Drawrings When I was in high school, I drew rather well. Read more...
In Disco Jungle you play a funky blue elephant with a secret power and a mission to turn the dance floor at a local disco club into speakers. Nice graphics, great music. Make sure to read the instructions before you start the game. [via jayisgames]
The thread that should not be! Read more...
New Sufjan Stevens music. Links to lengthy online audio inside. Read more...
Warning: alcohol snobbery inside Read more...
Or...NOT. Read more...
It puts the lotion on... What simple, easy to see/use skins can you recommend for Winamp 5? Read- and use- ability should be close to 100%, or even over!
The Magic of the Mix Tape Read more...
Sign-twirlers In the last year or two, I've noticed there's always some listless-looking guy standing in front of any given strip mall, holding a sign advertising one of the businesses inside. Read more...
Make available offline? Have you ever used Explorer's "Make available offline" feature to take MeFi with you?
Well. Back. Read more...
So my 3-year old nephew was staying at my parents' house in Maryland this past weekend, during the major storms that lashed the Eastern seaboard.Read more...
I can't keep my eyes open. Literally. (Rough week.) Coffee does no good. Any suggestions?
DumbCo 11th Hour? Read more...
Ariel, The Great Dane - too quick to be caught, she could be seen wandering the area like a gazelle in the Serengeti ...
'case you don't visit MeTa much, you should stop by and check this out.
"Furry Friday again, since many new pets are popping up here, and we all want to wish weretable's Mr T well and remember to appreciate our own fuzzy friends." As per shane, shoot your pets for Photo Friday! :)
Radio mudpuppie, now. Hoping not to drop the baton after SassHat's awesome inaugural set....

29 June 2006

The Crossed Dog Meme by request from IRC...Read more...
I made a movie! What do you think?? (some swearing in it)
Soulheaven Radio On Now and Kicking ASS! With your host, Black 8! Read more...
damnit to hell Bunnybrigade, come tell me a story about something that worked. I are see.
Paging the Good Mojo Brigade.... Read more...
Tufte, oh my! Version 3.0 of the SparkMaker from Bissantz. If you don't know what I'm talking about, and care about data and representation and stuff, you should look at this.
CILANTRO. The documentary.
T-shirt Ideas? Read more...
Kitty rescue sorta still in progress. I'm not one normally for sites looking for donations, but I know MeChas do like their kitties.
Threadless Escher Bunnies Threadless does another bunny-related t-shirt.
i know some of the country's flooded, but i have to praise the rain finally getting here--it's like 20 degrees cooler already.
It's been a few years... ...since I had a Mac to use.
Disapproving Bunnies I like Cinnamon the best.
It's not just bunnies [YouTube video]
plus, this guinea has the cutest hairstyle ever.
Sudoku combat. As if normal sudoku wasn't painful enough, here's a two-player version.
Cat in a bottle [YouTube video].
Dutch government resigns over Ayaan Hirsi Ali citizenship row. You heard it from me first, guys.
The Red Hot Jazz Archive Hundreds of songs from the first half of the 20th century. sadly in real format
That's all.
Grownups are dumb. Doing the right thing - the wrong way. Or - how, I lost a baby boot not ten feet from my house.Read more...
In honor of nothing in particular Read more...
Joan Fucking Jett Videos Something to get you all rocked up and ready for the Joan Fucking Jett show Monday night... I also offer this up as a consolation prize to those of you who won't be able to attend.

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So, does anybody wanna a have a beer with me and Pips in honor of her libeartion from work? This will be at the usual place, around 5.
Cool new Internet Radio Read more...
Give me your poison ivy remedies. I have poison ivy all up my right arm.Read more...
WYSIWYG HTML Editor for Mac OSX -Help a Wino out? Read more...
Vocabulary AskMecha What word describes actions and reactions that build on themselves exponentially?
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Your extended weekend plans? Read more...
A fire. So last night, after chilling with my landlady for a couple hours, I took the train down to the East Village to watch a movie at my friends' place.Read more...
Free Ferrari with purchase of girl.... or is that the other way around?
Somewhere on Earth at this very minute, someone isn't...
Go bastards! I wonder if this team sells a lot of jerseys to their fans.
For Smart Dalek: "Text-only" Slate is working again, and she looks gorgeous!
Tell agropyron , tell good ol' mc jon Read more...
Is that a flower in your garden, or are you just happy to see me?
Photo Friday Revamped! iconomy has some GREAT themes, but I think they require a few days advance notice for thought and preparation. And it's Thursday and I'm just posting this now. I am a flake. SO: Tomorrow's theme shall be Furry Friday again, since many new pets are popping up here, and we all want to wish weretable's Mr T well and remember to appreciate our own fuzzy friends.
NEXT FRIDAY'S THEME: "I AM CURIOUS YELLOW" !
A potentially stupid Ask Mecha So, feelin' groovy after a rather sweet bonus check, I bought a new TeeVee.Read more...
Ask the bunnies part two: How many gmail addresses do you have? How do you manage them?
Fake or Foto? An entertaining quiz from Autodesk. Take a look at ten images and try to tell the real ones from the CG ones.
I need a gmail address, can anyone provide one to me?
Summer recipes? What do you like to cook/prepare in hot weather? This is for all of us, so chime in with whatever, but I'm on my own at the moment, and mostly interested in cooking-for-one, non-bbq, healthy.
Ask the bunnies: Is there a way to disable the annoying "downloads completed" smooth-scrolling popup thingy in FireFox?
Fireworks night makes me happy. Happy early birthday to the U.S. of A. and Canada.
Can I just say? Hellbient is one cool guy. He pays attention to my music tastes, and he emailed me a zipped album for my birthday. I love it. Also, safetyfork rules on the musical front.

28 June 2006

Radio Unrepentant Gentle Hippie on now in IRC and Internetically! Read more...
Humpers (3:18 youtube) Tim and eric of Tom Goes to the Mayor in "Humpers". I am now insane.
Again, people who have been "banned" from #bunnies, see inside... Read more...
Major pet peeve: Why the frack does every program have its preferences in some different part of it menu structure: Read more...
I was a bad taco.
Life's tough for the handicapped in Taipei. This certainly keeps those pesky wheelchairs off the sidewalk!
doggy update I posted it in the original thread, just linking it here. I just want the last week to fade to a memory.
Ask MeCha: What the heck is up with the RSS feeds 'round here?Read more...
Metafilter was founded in 995 by Quonsar the Dipshiterous, and to this day he rules over Metafilter with his winky stink and a large jar of Miracle Whip.
Confession Booth Things You're Ashamed of/Embarrassed About
What is CNN's fixation with 'kin' lately? Read more...
I would love to meet some of you.. . . . but not sure how.Read more...
Bump. JFJ at the Marin County Fair, July 3rd.

Y'all are coming, right?? Anyone want to make an afternoon/evening out of it? I'll buy you cotton candy!
I don't really like me all that much, either. Over the past few months, there's been a worsening trend in my comments here.Read more...
Flipping through MetaChat Flickr accounts, I see that Capn has uploaded an excellent drawing of a horse. Capn... what's the context? Was this used in a post?
The proper way to do it! (if you know what I'm talkin' 'bout)
We have a new creature. We're calling him Simon for now, although Liner has a ring to it also. He seems to be getting along better each day with Zin, whom we are concerned will miss her longtime buddy (gray one in this pic) many years older, who is teetering on the edge of the next world.
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They like me. They really like me. Read more...
So, I walking through the dumbco offices back to my desk after a smoke break, and the office manager is wheeling around a GINORMOUS dumpster cart full of paper and file folders. Why am I having visions of some kind of scandal a-brewing? Or maybe they're making confetti. I just don't know.
Hey! Did we know about this?
So you wanna know what I do at anime conventions? (sfw, youtube) Thankfully, we do not allow videotaping or photography at the Anime Love Chat panels...
Tell me where da party at, Tell me Tell me where da party at?
We are flooded! Read more...
Do you think it is possible to live on nothing more than 4 king size snickers, 3 quarts of gatorade and a multivitamin a day? Without dying of malnourishment?
Drink locally, warm globally!
Great Photographers on the Internet Hi Irv, I don't know what you were thinking here dude! You got a pretty model (altho kind of old), but you have caught her with her eyes cloes in a not very good pose. Biggest problem is YOU NEED CROP to a vertical!!!!! (via)
I'm back I was gone for a week or so. What did I miss?
post by: box at: 11:22 | 4 comments
Neutral Milk Hotel Fans Rejoice Rumors of new material, purportedly from the keyboard of Mangum himself.Read more...
Do you plan to see the new Superman movie? I will probably wait for DVD unless I hear a lot of enthusiasm from friends. I'm kind of meh on Superman as a character anyway.
The 10-Year Boner -- Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000.
Ask (Canadian) MeCha: What's wrong with cutesy misspellings? Read more...
What the hell is this? An anti-panopticon! I want one.
I finished The Sandman #8: World's End yesterday and I'm a bit puzzled. I know Gaiman's not always a classic storyteller in the exposition/climax/denoument sense, but I feel like I missed something. Spoilers and Read more...
Naked Turtle? Read more...
Valley Of The Dolls Read more...
Ask MeCha: What alternatives are there to PowersuckassnontransferablePoint for making a slide show with sound?
to my right is a radio. on it is a miniature panopticon. it plays jingles when you shake it up. [in 10 minutes.]
Somewhere on Earth at this very minute, someone is...

27 June 2006

Car Stuck Girls. There is truly something for everyone on the internet. (Sorta NSFW)
IRC! I'm all alone in #bunnies.
Behold the Chandel-hair! It's as if Charles Addams were dabbling in home design. (For full eerie effect, watch the movie.)
Multimedia Projectors I'm looking for something around $2000 that's going to be used in a fairly bright room. Any of you gearheads have any hands-on reviews?
The ban is lifted. Come talk to Item so I don't feel bad about leaving.
post by: mudpuppie at: 19:02
Disregard my last post... and mudpuppie? Hero.
post by: item at: 19:02
Item's IRC bannation continues... and I intend to continue posting about it at will until this injustice is put to an end.
Happy Birthday, Agropyron! (mushy alert) I celebrate you today and love you with all my body, mind and soul. xoxox
Lordy, lordy, lordy... It's "naked time" again... Somebody please hope me... Read more...
There has to be a first time for everything. This picture is captioned "Alyssa - first time touching a bunny".Read more...
Camp Bisco looks fantastic this year. Too bad I'll be in Turkey.
On the side of the road, on I-65 North somewhere south of Lafayette, Indiana, there's a stenciled wooden sign which reads,
VISIT WWW.THE
SQUATTINGTOAD
BAND.COM
So I'm excited about my shitterine dinner tonight... Read more...
Boy George, Garbage Man. And heh, the NY Sanitation Department's spokesman's name is Keith Mellis!
Remember the infamous eBay laptop? Well, it's on it's way! Who wants to bet it won't get here before Friday?

More to come...
Help me figure out window coverings because I am ignorant and confused Read more...
There's this old Defenders comic which has our merry band of radioactive deviants, sorcerers and sword wielding chicks in some sort of alternate earth or something where there's these wierdly colored humans with wings enslaved by reptilian (or amphibian) ugly things. I remember an image of one of the winged beauties dancing in a golden cage for the enjoyment of the uglies.
If anybody can give me issue and volume numbers, or even years, they would become unto gods and their names would ring down through the ages.
I love this! Of course, by now I'm reasonably assured that all you internetsters have seen it already. BUT...it's damn funny and sick and cute.

Yay for funnycutesick!
Help me! Quick! You have six minutes.Read more...
I am tired and it took me two hours to get home thanks to London Underground... Read more...
Have you ever... Read more...
Wendell desperately tries to start a meme, part two... Read more...
I've wasted too much of my life... Read more...
Still banned from Slashnet... Read more...
Remember my rapacious capitalist bisexual swinger 'uncertainty is disarming' asshole boss? He just tried to talk to me at the urinal again. Either he's insane or in love. or both.
Soccer is on... drinks and tacos for all!
This is an emotionally embarrassing AskMeCha. Read more...
Hey Look! It's Me at the Mermaid Ball!
This is the music that got me through. Read more...
AskMecha? Headaches, stomach pain, nausea (often after eating). Sometimes individually, sometimes simultaneously. The last four days. Does this sound like anything? (I've been pretty miserable and can't afford to see a doctor unless absolutely necessary.)
Banned from Slashnet? Me? Read more...

26 June 2006

"is it lasting?" and in asking
the sphere becomes a line
here - all we have here is sky all the sky is is blue
all that blue is is one more colour now
So now that I've 'fessed up ... which anonymous AskMe question did you ask and how did it end?
Southern California bunnies: are you ready for your closeup? I will be in LA this weekend. My camera, too. Let me know if you'll be free for a meetup on Sunday.
You must eat this. For lunch today I had a salad of mixed greens with chopped up peaches, goat cheese, walnuts and raspberry vinaigrette. It was yumptious. Consider this my PSA to y'all.
At least the bunnies are on fire... I can't help it, I find cheese hilarious.
Ask MeCha - path/file name limitations in Windows Server.Read more...
post by: dg at: 17:40 | 5 comments
This cracked the shit right out of me. I think it's the narration. I can't stop laughing. (Youtube + chicken.)
The surprise on my bird feeder This gorgeous creature showed up unexpectedly on one of my bird feeders. It answered back to my poor attempts at whistling, and knows how to wolf-whistle. It flew away, but came back again. I'll have to look up the kind it is, I've never seen anything like it!
It's Official Read more...
Scientology orientation video. Do with it what you will... [via digg]
Let's pretend it's Saturday morning and watch cartoons in our jammies! Read more...
Y'see, kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage....
TO meetup for the ten thousandth time! Read more...
Raining cats and dogs and bunnies... ..and I am snug in my new house.
If I were in the old one I'd be dodging plaster as I put out buckets and pots to catch all the dripping water in the kitchen AND dining room AND now the living room.

I'm so grateful.
Prom and virginity Someone today commented about the prevalence of people losing their virginity on prom night, but I don't think I have a single friend for whom this is true. Is this just a myth perpetuated by TV?
New Business Idea My new business will be called 11th Hour.
New definition of hang time - Kid dunks from trampoline, injury ensues. (google video)
The YouTube Hall of Fame As nominated by The Sports Guy. This is distracting me... a lot.
Three-point big picture to-do list. We've got to simplify, people.Read more...
It disturbs me that there hasn't yet been a MeFi post on Aaron Spelling's death.Read more...
"Ask TL Anything" for her 101st post! So since I had to break bad news re: the Vegas meetup in my real 100th post, I'm opening up the floodgates for this one instead.
Time to vitch* I hope I don't offend anyone inside, really I don't, but argh... *Vitch is a combination of vent and bitch say my co-workers.Read more...
Ephemeron. Ephemeron. Ephemeron. Ephemeron. Ephemeron.

I like that word.
An official Metachat Happy Birthday to seanyboy!
Happy Birthday me.
Cheats. Cheats. Cheats. World Cup spoiler inside.Read more...
iPod Issue. Read more...
Get on the pole! What songs, regardless of subject matter, make you wanna strip it all off and/or dance all hoochie-like?
maximumpayjobs Yeah, right. Has anyone ever done any of these? Are they listed with the BBB as frauds? Read more...
Vegas MegaMeetup: The good, the bad and the ugly Read more...
World of Warcraft Read more...
is this for real? So I'm thinking of buying a used car. It's got 250k miles...but!
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Azzurri v Socceroos The battle of the nicknames!
I just looked at Slate's new redesign and I think I'm blind. What should I do?
Stuckitude Read more...
Want to start a MetaChat Constructive Criticism group at flickr?Read more...
90°F in Seattle, 99°F in Portland. It's hot!
Bump: OMG live bunnies!
The history of a house A week or so ago I signed a deal to buy a house a mile from High Park in Toronto (more specific than this I cannot be for security reasons, unfortunately), and I'll be moving in in November.Read more...
I can't IRC at work but I can Gabbly. Join me, eh?
Went to the Pride Parade, Got Rained on, and all I got was a few margaritas.Read more...
post by: danf at: 07:50 | 1 comment
Movies in 15 Minutes Cleolinda Jones writes very funny capsule reviews of movies she likes.Read more...
Help a girl out. I really really enjoy chatting with y'all when I've got some time to spend on the internets, however, I am one broke panda.Read more...

25 June 2006

This post has been replaced with tubgirl.com
The Return of Random Radio Matildaben I'm pretty sure we're up to songs beginning with the letter "R".
You're missing out. Not to rub it in or anything.
animal planet: While walking to the laundromat tonight, I saw Read more...
NSFW: So I'm showing my kids some of the toys I used to have when I was a kid... Why..just...why? (Scroll through the listing, but not at work or in front of anyone you care about). Admin Edit: There was a inline Tubgirl image when you clicked the link, but it's been removed by eBay, so the link is now sfw.
Nostradamus v. Malaysian astrologers v. MetaChat I am not warning you, because I want you to read it!Read more...
It's Raining! Crap. And I left my motorcycle uncovered. Come fiddle with me while Rome burns (metaphorically)!
Radio Moonbird: Bathtime. After almost an hour of public speaking today, I need to decompress with a lovely sudsing on this rainy mountain day. Whatever is on random is my soundtrack, and since I'm in the tub, I can't get up and change it if something embarrassing pops up (and no, that's not a euphemism).
Oh I don't know, just come and entertain me. I'll fill your afternoon with stories of high - and low - adventure.
SIH PSA: I just talked at length to elizard on IRC and she is indeed awesome. Suck it, haters! Read more...
Bunny! OMG! (NSF Other Bunnies)
Venture Brothers returns tonight! After a two-year wait between seasons, one of the hilariousest shows on television is coming back tonight on Adult Swim at 10:30pm Eastern. I bought the DVD set of Season 1 to celebrate! If you've never seen the show, I highly recommend you check it out.
I got a question... I've known this woman for something like 10 years. She's not much of a reader, doesn't really have much of an appreciation for the arts, is not particularly stylish or interesting. Her own teenaged daughter calls her a 'depressed bitch.'Read more...
Am I bad? Read more...
Orange swan revisited. In this thread someone took a pic of orange swan and showed two "mirrored" versions. Unfortunately they really screwed up the first one (and didn't do a good job with the second either). Here is a slightly better version, although I'm pretty tired and didn't spend too much time on it.
BP Radio A set called "I can't believe I'm still up so late" and lasting about an hour. Starting now.

24 June 2006

Portland Meetup Beer + Camera Phone + No Internal Censor.
Presented for your approval: The Dollyrots like BUNNIES. Today my Joan Fucking Jett station on Pandora provided a "similar" artist called: The Dollyrots.

The Dollyrots website prominently features bunnies. I can't decide if they are very cute or fairly disturbing. I kind-of like the skull and cross bones one...
Bug mix now playing
WTF is this? Two guys are in the woods at night, with a flashlight and a video camera ...
The three faces of Orange Swan Some guy off OK Cupid did something odd with my picture. Read more...
I've always wanted to do this: OMG! SUPERBUNNY
Just for fun seriously. Most of the people I know are very intelligent.
The Dancing Sky Here are the photos I took last night. It was very crowded, but well worth the crush to see such an amazing show.
Al Gore vs. Bender (YouTube, animated, movie trailer, SFW)
Cico Buff/Cocteau Twins --a good song for a gray, hungover day
World Cup: I don't ordinarily like soccer, but... Read more...
Come in, the water is hot! I just saw jonmc pop his head in. Where is everyone? Also, I'm on the radio.
Happy Pride, all! : >
Is it possible to be addicted to digital photography? If so then I'll go to my grave hooked, since I took something like 300+ pics yesterday. Theres frying meat, bar dogs, dragqueen drum circles, spontaneous barroom portraiture, TV Stars, and bottles of bodily substances. Gotta love New York.
This Post is Paying for Itself Or somethingRead more...
post by: danf at: 06:52
Rabbits! Michel Ancel Bunnies! (YouTube)
BP Radio A short-ish set, starting now, with kind of a story behind it. Read more...

23 June 2006

Should I buy a laptop of eBay? The price isn't "too good to be true," but it is affordable. Seller has a good rep. :|
Women are really neat people. Really great essay about why we cannot, should not blame individual women for buying into anti-woman norms, which I thought was interesting given several recent threads around here.
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Fishing for some tunes... Read more...
post by: SassHat at: 21:32
David Milch broke my cable modem. So this afternoon my Cox Cable internet connection goes out. After much time on hold, I discover that my service has been cancelled for "security reasons." Huh?
Say hallo to my leetul fren'. It's redvixen's first time on IRC! Come say hi!
For the birds. A friend has a 4th of July party each summer on his houseboat on Lake Union, which is located on a dock near Lynn Street, which happens to be about a quarter mile east of the barge from where the fireworks are launched. He's a vintage jazz and blues 78 collector and a musician and all the local old time blues musicians young and old come to his party, where there is much food and drink and jamming...Read more...
my cat is really sick
having a little crisis Read more...
post by: k8t at: 19:04 | 7 comments
Astonishing, wondrous, magical ... Read more...
3 Random Things Read more...
I want more pen pals! Read more...
DMB Why does everyone hate DeMarcus Beasley?
Adorable Newborn Blog Mum and Dad are blogging the baby. This is REALLY CUTE.

post by: k8t at: 16:18 | 7 comments
Over 50 La Linea shorts. The link's to TV5 (France) and Windows media files which start to load as soon an you get to the page. What's La Linea, you ask? Read more...
the Cannes Grand Prix Winner Best ad in the world this year is Guinness - Evolution / Noitulove. It's just gossip still down in Cannes, where the Lions are awarded (it's much like the filmfestival) since it won't be announced and official until tomorrow night. Read more...
Bad Reputation Nation The incomparable Miss Joan Jett is playing at the Marin County Fair, San Rafael, California, on Monday, July 3rd, 2006 at 7:30 PM. I hope to see you there.
Math. Reading. Success. Fear, confusion and cluelessness? Would you send your kid here? Isn't that "smiley" face just the way you felt in school? (WTF were they thinking when they made this sign?)
żAny members in Guatemala? żAny members in Guatemala? I´m in Antigua, Guatemala until July 2nd. and we could have a meetup. Travel advice also welcome, although I am mostly visiting friends here.
Goofballs! WolfDaddy's posting all hopped up on goofballs!Read more...
Vive La France! C'mon my lovelies! (fair warning: World Cup thread)Read more...
Who says white men can't dance? Word to your mother. (youtube, sfw)
The world needs more people like this. An article about a long-time elderly shopkeeper here in Buffalo who just passed away... and the amazing surprise for everyone else once he's gone.

I've been in a good mood since reading this.
Places the Land Conservancy won't be considering for conservancy this year Read more...
King's Progress Read more...
Funny Work Haiku I must drive to work
So that I can afford gas
To drive back to work

PostSecret on fathers.
Epiphanies, please. Tell me your experiences with things that challenged your preconceptions.
Yay Friday! With a lighting budget of $95,500, I came in at $84,072! My client will be so happy.
Cancel the Account! You Tube, I Tube, We All Tube.
Street names: Booze, brew, juice hooch, liquor, beer, wine or the product brand names Hard Facts About Drugs, by the Christian Life Commission & Baptist General Convention of Texas Read more...
Tell me if this is a terrible idea Read more...
I bring you the Daily Puppy. Silver is today's puppy, but there is lots of cuteness here for your Friday needs.
Call me SUPAVAYCAYSHUNMAN! For the first time in 5 years, starting this weekend I will offically be on a paid vacation!
This means June 24th til July 4th!!!
What a way to end it too!!!

What should I do (besides spend a few endless hours making music)?

I need suggestions....
OK Firefox geeks, hope me. Read more...
Single-link editorial post In refusing to address the leader of Reform Judaism as "rabbi" — and in publicly stating that he would behave the same way toward any other rabbi who isn't Orthodox — the president of Israel has deliberately and directly denied the legitimacy of the religion followed by the majority of American Jews.
Mermaid Parade? Place to meet?
post by: brujita at: 08:28
This thread makes me sad. So many people are scared of water, which I have to admit I don't really get. Can you swim? Are you comfy in water? When did you learn? Is it just an age thing? Tell me.
My unfortunate change of plans: I can't go to the Mermaid Parade tomorrow.Read more...
Foto Friday 23 Jun '06: Gimme Some Skin! ...as suggested by iconomy! Plenty of room for creativity here...
OMG! Bizarre Japanese toilet pranks! (Potentially NSFW, youtube, public humiliation) Words fail me.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!? Cue the jokes about bad drivers...
Huffpomania Does anyone read the comments on huffpo threads? They're the most conspiracy crazed people I've come across online. Seriously, it's so bizarre. No other liberal sites are like this.
Thanks again, Y'all! You guys are wonderful, really.Read more...
Lipstick the Ficksture - Radio KBNY - on now in IRC!

22 June 2006

WD-40 is the Duct Tape of electronics. Case in point: two guitar pedal-effects, with flaky on/off foot switches, some magic oil squirted into their guts, and voila! They work again, every time. If only all life's problems could be solved with a few well placed squirts...
Parvum Opus --pretty flower blog : >
AskMecha: Help me upgrade my computer memory. Read more...
WifeJobFilter: Good news, bad news Read more...
StumpleUpon A cool way to find new sites that fit your interests. Has anyone else messed with this? I've been using it all day and I've found a lot of cool stuff, although most of it seems to be old.

Anyway, here's my profile page where you can see all the stuff I've given a thumbs up or thumbs down to.Read more...
I'm sick and tired of "Conan O'Brien vs. Bear". I want...Read more...
Since scarabic isn't updating his list of eponysterical posts, should someone less lazy than I set up a wiki page?
There's a fly in my pho? I wanted pad thai this evening and right beside Mai Thai (I swear I'm going to make signs for a 2 block pun-free zone in my nabe: C-Food, MEATing) is The Happy Buddha. As I approached the shared stoop, a largish white dude with dreads came outside The Happy Buddha, swore an unintelliglble blue streak for a good 30 seconds, then went back into the place.

I listened for gunshots, heard none and carried on with picking up my order. It's days like these, I truly love this city.
"Our whole purpose is to hasten the end times" 'End times' religious groups want apocalypse sooner than later, and they're relying on high tech -- and red heifers -- to hasten its arrival.
Ask MeCha. Has anyone found a way to stop the shower curtain from flying in and clinging to your body like a drunken, unwanted suitor?Read more...
A startling decision Due to recent events, I have decided...Read more...
HoodyFilter: I'm looking for a very specific kind of hoody Read more...
Why, hello. Metachat, I've been in Pittsburgh. Actually I'm still there, but I'm at the airport. Read more...
Kinky made the ballot. Bugmenot login: statesmansucks@fake.com/suckit
Did someone say beer?
I want this Cthulhu pipe more than I've wanted anything in a long time. (Scroll to bottom of the page.)
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You! Stoooopid! Bunnies! Read more...
The Grassroots Festival Of Music and Dance This is where we (LITTE EGYPT) will be performing on July, 22nd at 1:30pm.
It's our 5th anniversary show at this unbelievable Woodstock-like festival that runs from July 20th-23rd.
Go check it out just for the ambiance if anything! You won't be sorry.
I'm BACK! I'm now in my new house, with a (finally!) working internet connection, and wondering if I missed anything.
Who is your favorite hungry hungry hippo? [mi]
Songs Needed from Radio LT Read more...
Note to my mom! Please don't put together a huge plastic tub of steamed broccoli and then never serve it. I had to throw out most of them, which pains me, because I love broccoli. I just have no way of knowing you have some stashed in your fridge rotting away.
Come on, Socceroos! Read more...
Radio for a bit. We're into the Ps!
Note to Hellbient! Read more...
I was just in the drug store, and a woman was on her cell phone. Read more...
MeCha! I Challenge You to count these coins and guess correctly!
The Official God FAQ - In the quite unlikely event that you were to discover any omissions or inaccuracies on this page, they may be reported to the international headquarters of The Official God FAQ, at aod@400monkeys.com, where they will be thoroughly investigated, submitted to rigorous scientific testing and, if substantiated, included in a subsequent update. Thank you.
Pillow fight tonight and you are all invited! SassHat and my boyfriend and I will be meeting outside the doors at 9, should any of the Toronto bunnies wish to show up! There will be girls wrestling with pillows, and beer! What could possibly be more entertaining? (Sass: BESIDES ogling the ref!) :)
Naughty bird. It's like your baseball team is missing a catcher.
Action Figures!
I'm bad at the Internet. So, I'm trying to find that thread where somebody was asking about calling people baby, but I'm apparently no good with the search button. Can anybody hope me?
How do you organize your digital music? Read more...
Obligatory Post.
I'm published! And it reads like a shouting thread. Awesome.
I saw them and I knew them all. And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came."

But I'm not thinking about Browning today. I'm thinking about King.

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Ask MeCha: How do I promote my forum? I am in charge of a new forum at my job. It's a forum for professionals in the Profound and Multiple Learning Disability field, as well as the parents/relatives of kids with profound and multiple learning disabilities. How do I embiggen and interestify it?Read more...
Hydrogen atom. To scale.
This is a stressed-out thread! Read more...
Radio mudpuppie, for a little bit anyways.

21 June 2006

Kalamune and from Under the Moroccan Sky. Senegal's Musa Dieng Kala's hauntingly beautiful Islamic songs of praise.
If you had two nights and one day to spend in Europe, where would you go?
Remember when VH1 was for the old people? Now VH1 Classic rocks my world.Read more...
Hitler or Coulter? Coulter or Hitler? Identify the author of each quote. Then weep for the nation.
June 21 is more than just the Summer Solstice... it's Pee on Earth Day.
Yeah, I know, you're pissed you didn't hear sooner
Bee Stings and Summer Substructures A summer solstice music post. Read more...
Lipsticky Radio Until Further Notice! Come join us in IRC!
Up here in Canruckistan..... Some of the middle schools have a grade 8 graduation party. My son's school is having a 4 hour cruise on Lake Ontario, complete with four-course meal, dj and dancing. His chosen attire for the evening is complete: white on white pinstripe suit, white shirt, white tie, white belt, white shoes, white doo-rag and white fedora. He says the colour is him.

I look forward to taking as many pics as possible with which to embarrass him in decades to come.

While I don't have my Farrah Fawcett-coiffed pic. scanned, are any of you willing to post that one pic you wish Mom would just destroy already?
NIN's latest music video, courtesy of MS Paint.
Chicago meetup! Oh, yes. It's about damn time. Read more...
actually, I need a little help here The quakers say, hold in the light. And so I'm asking you to please hold my mother in the light right now. Things are not so good.Read more...
Music for Lipstick Thespian and anyone else!Read more...
Book thread. The Outsiders. You?
Five-day forecast. What does yours look like?

Three point status update. Read more...
Let's reminisce. Post a link to your favorite Mecha thread(s). Krix's bowl post earlier reminded me of this night in IRC. Hilarity ensued. And you totally had to be there.
How good or bad was your public school? Did anyone ditch public school for private school? What were your experiences?
Is no one going to do a Happy Solstice post?
Huh. And I thought it was just my dyslexia kicking in.Read more...
Welcome to The Bunny Cafe... Would you like a table or a booth? Read more...
This is a whiiiiiining thread! Read more...
What should I do for the holiday weekend? Read more...
Foto Friday this week: Gimme Some Skin! ...as suggested by iconomy! Plenty of room for creativity here: Skin with tatts or jewelry, skin in the shower or at the beach or in your fave clothes, sexy/suggestive bits of skin, "Guess what skin this is"... Have fun, eh?
Silver doing his Muttley impression.Read more...
Should I hug you? If I come to a meetup and finally get to meet you, can I give you a squeeze? Or would it weird you out to have a stranger touch you? Are you a "hugger"?
At lunchtime today ... Read more...
wet nuts Read more...
Dance. Laugh. Sing. You can do no wrong. Life is transitory. Enjoy your travails, relish your tribulations. No need to scoff or disdain your anxieties, but rather, learn from them. Turn them around, find the pain, and learn to love it. Give it a hug. Go towards the discomfort.
saw this over at waxy, thought I'd share... dear god, that's a level of perspective I haven't encountered since I watched "The Power of 10."
I CHALLENGE YOU! Read more...
I'm on the metachat radio.Read more...
The Coney Island Mermaid Parade is this Saturday, and I'll be there; will you join me?Read more...
Knights of the South Bronx This movie inspires me!
Jandek Live In Toronto It's True! The mysterious and prolific Texan will be rolling into Toronto Sept. 17th! previous Jandek on Metachat here and here
This cartoon my sis drew for me years ago - I find it relevant just about every day, but today was a spectacular example.
Argh. I have yet again let the water in the pot boil all away, because I forgot about it. If only they made something for people who make tea that, I don't know, whistled or something when the water was ready...Read more...
I've never done this before/Tell me it'll all be alright. Read more...
SHOUTING THREAD!!!
Printer hope, please. My HP deskjet 9650 does a cartridge alignment after every print job. Which is wasting paper and ink. And annoying me. There's no setting to adjust in the dialog box in control panel. Should I just download and reinstall the driver? Any other suggestions not involving sledgehammers welcome.
Per WolfDaddy's request, post nipples here. Here are lots of nipples. Congrats to Oscar and Carisa on their six babies, five of whom survived. I took care of the expecting couple when they were homeless.
World Cup Read more...
Barter. Where can I find public domain (or at least royalty free) vector format sign symbols? I'm talking about like the "men's room" dude and the biohazard symbol and this guy?

In trade I offer you:
High-rez scans of historical anatomies.
Arcade game flyers
Rock posters
Fruit crate labels
Polish circus posters
What photos do you want to post this Friday? Maybe just any photos that you want to post? Or maybe your WORST photos (iconomy's idea)?
SON OF A! Read more...
Photolobo "I left for Mae Hong Son with mixed feelings. The lonely planet had described the place as a human zoo. Online I had read how women with neck rings were often paralyzed and could not do much except sit about in agony. I expected refugees with long necks and longer faces. The village was picturesque. The padaung were even more so. When we arrived, "long necked" women ran about playing football with small and filthy ruffians. They pushed, yelled, shoved and beat the ruffians 3-0."
Sweet Jane and redux. Jus cuz I am sitting in my backyard and the air is redolent of Roses and Hibiscus and this is the right sound track.

20 June 2006

Service industry jobs and famous people. Inspired by muddgirl's post anyone here had encounters with celebs while in the service industry?
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THE DAY IS MINE, EIDETEKER! YSI uncompressed .zip. AFAIK, all of SNL's Jeopardy! skits.
Is it just me, or is it totally rude NOT to thank a waiter/waitress?Read more...
AskMecha: Say you're a rich bussnesswoman in her mid-20s. Somewhat successful and enjoys luxury. What designers do you wear on an airplane? Your flying first class, of course. This is for a novel.
KBNY Radio Spinning Early Set Just For You - On Now in IRC!
Tool 10000 Days Megamix Apparently two songs connected layered over a third song make a super song!
post by: tetsuo at: 20:14
Intimations of Robot Connubialism - Come See, Come See!
If you have to ask why you need a laser pointer that can melt a garbage bag from 14 miles away, you just don't get it.
post by: dg at: 19:19 | 6 comments
Use your Zombie Bunny Powers!!! Read more...
I am employed, woots! Read more...
Quote of the day: "I'm from South Jersey, so I don't take any crap from a cat."
I need good juju do you have fingers and toes to cross? England scored a goal against Sweden. Oh please don't let us loose!
Who are these guys? I've been collecting photos of celebs and stars as kids.
Old school Nickelodeon game show Kids' gameshow from Nickelodeon, Finders Keepers. The host seems to hate kids, or at least be incredibly annoyed by them.
Is it me, or is Flickr getting harder to use? Read more...
World cup update (spoiler inside) Read more...
I always wonder. If you've emailed some information to someone, does it please you to receive an email reply consisting of only "Thank you"?Read more...
AskMecha - Have you ever... Read more...
I give you a JFJ song. Seems terribly appropriate today, since it looks like we're about to start a missile-pissing-match with the North Koreans. I'm waiting for the duck-and-cover alerts. Stupid fucking administration. Blech.
Seanyboy! Inquiring minds demand to know ... Read more...
Obscure Vices Read more...
Taz Made MeCha Even Better for Me Thank you, Taz, I'd never noticed that I could turn on the inline images and now MeCha is soooo much more fabuloso than before (and it was pretty darned awesome before!).

You have turbocharged my enjoyment of MetaChat!
Deborah! Thanks you for the books! I got "The Lovely Bones" and "To Say Nothing of the Dog" yesterday, and I've already inhaled The Lovely Bones. So good. Now I'm reading Connie, which is delightful. Thank you, thank you, thank you! It's been so hot the last couple of days, that I've mostly lain on the couch reading in front of the fan. Yay!
post by: taz at: 11:43 | 6 comments
Bunny! OMG! No, you're not mistaken, he's eating the herb that dare not speak its name ...
Should I even bother? Read more...
New York in chaos: so I had this awesomeRead more...
Agropyron - don't be like this guy
Link to the best photo you've ever taken. At flickr, or wherever. One photo, maybe two. Show us what you got. Hit me with your best shot.
I have the strength of three! ... or something Read more...
New home for Stanley. Read more...
Bump. Bunny Debunkathon. Wiki dat shit.
This is not big news. It's just some good music.
I want to get a sense of what nice people would do, so metachat I came to you.

19 June 2006

Radio Messy Amber-lit Nostalgia now playing in IRC! (LT pushing buttons...)
Should I evict the groundhogs? Read more...
This is my most recent Amazon purchase.
Incredible Raptor Conception Get yer butts over here!
Why? Why do people in Las Vegas go to the gym to sit in the sauna? Why do people call their friends on a cell phone to bitch about their bill?
humima-humina-humina BOING!!! zuuuUUU-bong! About an hour and a half of novelty* songs, starting - oh, about now.

* loosely defined, by my own shifting and biased parameters.
Ginger Ale and BushMills for me, what are you having? And please don't say a mojito because I abused our mint plant too badly yesterday. We'll have mojito's later this week.
2 questions Read more...
OMG OATMEAL BEAR! Bear needs more fiber in its diet; has breakfast in woman's kitchen. Hilarity etc.
This is a post for the 'pup. New Line wisely decided to leave the title alone, and went on to embrace SoaP's fan base by adding five extra days of shooting to amp up the film's over-the-top elements and, per fan requests, letting Jackson deliver a line about "m -- snakes on the m -- plane."

Palabra.
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Finally Got It Open Read more...
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I like menus. I request that you send me menus. Really. Read more...
Are we ready for some football? Read more...
Today's moment of WTF? I was just walking into the elevator and walking out was this chick holding a cellphone, but plugged into it was a red handset (complete with curly cord) from a old school landline phone. Tech problem? Retro Fashion Statement? Delusional Psychosis?
Askmecha: Reprinting the DIY mosquito trap instructions I was thinking of making some line drawings based on the photos from the this site and getting my town to publish it in the monthly newsletter. Can I make my own pics and use their instructions as long as I credit them? Thanks to anyone who can help!
Cross your fingers and toes! I just put in an app for a terrific apartment. Pray for me MeChas. Make it so.
Kitten-proofing! Read more...
Download "God Save the Internet" Because it rules. "Don't change my reality, keep net neutrality!"
I had way too much end in my weekend. You?
NerdAlert: Read more...
Hitler Cats (Sorry, no bunnies available this morning)
Hi Loquacious sorry i got cut off talking to you The shell died. try to talk to you later. am repeatedly trying shell but the home router is faulty of late so I've likely lost connection.
OK, I took it to MeCha :: loquacious' AskMe, swiftly deleted, is being systematically debunked via the power of wiki. Join in! Bare-knuckle-edge-of-your-seat-excitement guaranteed! Dancing girls!
I love Gullible.info. The theory: people will believe/quote any kind of statistical information or trivia they come across, without checking for accuracy - or even noting the url where they found the info. Read more...
post by: taz at: 04:00 | 6 comments
Every South Park episode. Until they get shut down...
NHL playoffs as guide to world peace? Read more...

18 June 2006

My Neighbors Suck Read more...
Lipsticky Sex Bomb Radio on now in IRC! Read more...
ZWoK! Turn-based 3PS? Err, more like Scorched Earth/Worms + Internet. Whee! So addicted.Read more...
Happy Father's Day to all the bunny papas.
Classic American Popular Music Read more...
post by: k8t at: 19:14 | 5 comments
Keep or Return this Gift? My lovely wife bought me an XM radio for Fathers' Day. But I am not sure I want it.
Shipping a batch of frozen cream of sweet potato soup. Good idea? Bad idea? If good, how would I do it? It's going to Alaska.
Father's Day Radio 4-10 PM EST. Fine for background noise, better with a good pair of headphones. Dancing recommended but optional. Consume at maximum volume.Read more...
Today at 4 pm EST I'm doing a radio set tribute to my late father. Tune in to hear just a small sliver of my father's collection, primarily harvested from an mp3 CD he left behind (I've only just started ripping some of his LPs).
World Cup Update Read more...
All things must come to an end ... Read more...
Stanley Cup. Read more...
Bunny! OMG! Orking, a faux-hawk and widdle feets. What more could you want?
I hate when friends break up: a vent So, a long-term couple in my circle of friends just split up.Read more...
I need my Steve McGarrett fix, man! The show is allegedly being released this year on DVD, but... but... THE YEAR IS HALF OVER!!! Read more...
How's your day so far? I'll start. :) Read more...

17 June 2006

Bottle of wine won't open! Read more...
One-sided friendship
So I drive up to my apartment parking spot yesterday Read more...
The "GOD CHILD" Naming a child "GOD", good or bad?

I was watching an old episode of one of my favorite video blogs called Chasing Windmills and this particular episode raised the question about naming a child "GOD".

What are the moral, ethical and legal issues involved in such a thing?

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San Francisco Meet-Up TODAY! 3pm, Dolores Park! Last reminder! Because I'm running out of exclamation points!
GO GHANA!!!! Excuse me while i go drown myself in a vat of vodka.

Anybody else watching the Bonnaroo webcast? I'm having a technology moment: tons of wub, fluffy thoughts, puppies and kittens and rainbows. Ain't the web great? Huh?
Soccer widow for the day. I'm home alone while my husband is off enjoying World Cup madness AND a New England Revolution game. Someone, entertain me.
Menace 2 Society Okay, so, apparently, Dennis the Menace used to be much, uh, edgier.
post by: box at: 11:30 | 4 comments
Worst Customer Service Name Evar! Read more...
It's only just occurred to me that North Korea is covered by Google Maps.
So we made a thing. We've been writing and performing for years, but only recently got a camera and editing software. We tested it out and this is what we made. [piů interno]
No, caption this!
Take anything you want. Spare me my life!
just...wow thanks to mefi's gyc. watch it.

16 June 2006

Random Beep noises My entire music collection, on shuffle and on the radio. Playing for at least an hour, starting a minute ago.
The Graphic Imperative has some really great posters from 1965 - 2005 encomapssing Peace, Social Justice and the Environment.Read more...
Ivan the Recalcitrant Canna Come on in, the water's warm!
Ghost stories While I know this isn't the time of year for stories, I was wondering if any of you have had experiences with ghosts/spirits/the "beyond". This is my favorite T.V. show. Although sometimes recently it seems as though they're trying too hard for ratings. But nevermind them...Read more...
Claws Come Out On "The View" -- Sandra Bernhard gets into it with 'View' co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck over First Lady Laura Bush. [video]
I needs some orkut! Are there any trusted members who might invite me. I promise, I won't make you sorry. You can vouch for me!
I'm mad Commander in Chief Was Cancelled. Read more...
post by: k8t at: 17:11 | 2 comments
3-Year-Old Picks His Birthday Party Theme. Arthur? Barney? Zoombafoo? Nope. "The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer". Video here.
Fellow Thespians and Public Speakers! Anyone else get dry mouth when speaking live? Read more...
I would be careful how I raised this child.Read more...
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reccomend me some pop music Read more...
The blade of my knife / Faced away from your heart Help me find some Rock or Pop murder-ballads.
Quote that explains your personal philosophy Read more...
So Long Suckas! I'm leaving work early today to go camping. How about you? Read more...
I fell in love with a bunny at the pet shop.
Let's Be Maughty!
What does it say on this t-shirt? Sorry for the blurriness - the subject wouldn't stand still.
Odds are that someone, somewhere presently on this planet is making a pillow. Long time lurker, first time poster.
Ever since I was a young lass, I have been fascinated with the notion that "Someone, somewhere on this planet is presently dying, being born, laughing, brushing their teeth, etc..." Read more...
Possible New Philathropic Ventures for the Overlord Gates? Read more...
I Hate T-Mobile Read more...
Tell me. What poems do you find to have a satisfying cadence/rhyme scheme?
So, um Lipstick Thespian? How did it go? Don't leave me hanging.
I have a new communication strategy for work. When drafting emails, use the same tone of voice I do on MetaFilter. I thought after half a decade they had graduated up to MeCha conversational status, but I'm downgrading them back to my "rational, measured, and impersonally polite" writing style.
I'M CERTIFIED! You always knew I was certifiable, but now it's official... Read more...
Where does your Senator stand on Net Neutrality? I called mine to encourage them to support it!
For Miko and anyone elseRead more...
HAAAASSELLHOOOOOOOFFFFFF! Post your favorite David Hasselhoff pics, gifs, trivia, articles and memorabilia for a (slim) chance to win his heart!!
keep me entertained I'm really bored. Tell me something interesting.
Jeff Mills - Live on John Peel 22.05.2002 (96011 KB) Godfather of techno/acid house in a live John Peel DJ Sessions for you to download via yousendit.
Adventures in Commuting Read more...
Quonsar, you promised! Ok, you really didn't promise per se but what the hey, it'd be lovely to have you in attendance. Come see us in Otsego tonight and tomorrow night. All Michiganers welcome!
My nephew, Read more...
I'm just full of anger. I'm not functioning properly. I hope I can find a way to fix it.Read more...
THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! Read more...
A Home to Its Owners, a Museum to Its Fans The NYT talks to the people who live in some of Los Angeles' most famous houses. Among them, John Lautner's Garcia House and Richard Neutra's Reunion House (where his son Dion now lives)
>Convert infidel.

The infidel does not want to be converted.

15 June 2006

tone loq spinning now for at least an hour. maybe some noise, ambient, and even maybe some spooky stuff.
Online stalking googling before a first date? So suppose, hypothetically, that I recently met a woman online. Suppose said woman has a blog which she hasn't mentioned to me, yet is revealed by a simple google search for her username. How much, hypothetically, can I or should I read without being officially creepy?
Rose leaving Dr. Who (and this new season has not at all been as good as last year's)
brains...... What's your favorite, all time Zombie FPS game for windows? Something where you can stand on a burning bus and make zombies' heads explode with a nail gun would be quite welcome, for example.
Reasons Why the American Legion Kicks ASS Read more...
IRC! Just do it.
Out-Stress Me! Read more...
Animated gif! ...my latest fave inside. Show me yours?
Cut it or let it go?
It's time to play the shopping list game again. The rules are simple. Imagine a list of three items that could be bought at a supermarket/walmart/costco that taken individually are innocent, but as a set, make the cashier look at you askance.
Oh my GOD I'm so bored I could cry.
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San Francisco Meet-Up Reminder. This Saturday, June 17, 3pm. Dolores Park, probably closest to the 20th and Church corner. Bring your puppies!Read more...
Photo Friday Theme for tomorrow, 16 June: Photo (or scan) your handwriting or doodling. (Suggested by somebody in the wiki.) (Shout-outs are welcome, as long as I get at least one.) (Mysterious notes, poetry, messages, cartoons--any content is welcome.)
"Hey, hey ,hey!", ... ...said Duane as he entered Rob's Diner with an enthusiastic innocence...

Just showin' a little love to Mecha family.
Been pretty busy here at work.
Sux a**, but I gotta eat, ya know?

HOW YA DOIN'???
Politics and Sandwiches? Read more...
agropyron? Is that you?
Coochie coochie cooter! Read more...
I am hungover I went out with a friend last night to commiserate some bad news. I commiserated a little too hard. Ouch.
Make up interesting stories for your scars... Read more...
Help Me Create a Guide to Living Cheaply Read more...
Trinidad v. England Read more...
Why would you shoot at a naked guy?
They Like Me, They Like Me! Or rather, they like one of my photos and want to use it in their weekly Photo Blog roundups on a national photography site! With full credits and everything (but, I'm guessing no seven figure payout, damn!).
Crap! I was at 99 posts and 2500 comments, so I was all ready to show off my round numbers as my 100th. Read more...
Where's the hate? So we just couldn't get Slayer in the top ten for 666 day, huh? Top 100 even?!
Music lovers: What should I learn as cover tunes? Read more...
Friendships are more important than dignity. Unrelated: Why not take the drum sounds from the previously recorded "Night Fever" and use them to create the drum track for "Stayin' Alive"?
Kaleidoscope the only bummer that I couldn't save the trppy beauty I made. Fun!
Wish me luck! I'm off to a job interview and I can use all the luck I can get!Read more...
Bear! OMG! (flash, brief ad)
Come on, folks, we can do better than this! We started here, but haven't exactly set the world alight. Is this the best we can do?
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ERs I just spent 4 and a half hours in the ER waiting room because my friend got food poisoning or something and freaked out.Read more...
Won't somebody think of the kittens? actually it's this image that makes me wanna go "kittens OMG!"

14 June 2006

Tonight, I goofed about with the wiki Mainly after stumbling on this cool page in the wiki.Read more...
Speaking of myspace... Read more...
post by: k8t at: 22:05 | 8 comments
WHY MYSPACE WHY? This could turn into a shouting thread just for what it is... Read more...
It's a musical with a religious theme ...sort of. Enjoy. (youtube)
So I'm on the verge of sending off a story for publication... Read more...
What TV shows have I missed? Read more...
Please get this bullshit off my tv. I fucking hate psychics. Especially 'crime-solving' psychics.
IRC early, IRC often Anyone about?
post by: Miko at: 20:13
Sucky and Boring? parts one and two ("...compared to stick figures, i think you'll find dinosaurs are more interesting...")

(i'm actually rofl from these) : >
1:01am: Tonight I sought the song of the nightingale. Read more...
Okay, Last Post from LT Du Jour: A Challenge! Read more...
Operation Mount and Thrust? Is the Pentagon f'ing around? We're through the looking glass here, people.
Ask Mecha: Why does Firefox suck lately? Read more...
American Sublime. "Morton Feldman was a big, brusque Jewish guy from Woodside, Queens—the son of a manufacturer of children’s coats. He worked in the family business until he was forty-four years old, and he later became a professor of music at the State University of New York at Buffalo. He died in 1987, at the age of sixty-one. To almost everyone’s surprise but his own, he turned out to be one of the major composers of the twentieth century".
Mecha Newbies, Low-quantity Posters, Lurkers, Ephemerals! Read more...
Register Now! The US Puzzle Championship is on Saturday. You don't have anything better to do with those 2.5 hours, do you?
Russian kale is the most wonderful thing ever. Especially when combined with white beans in a soup.
Today is Neuter Your Bunny Day -- sponsored by Panasonic OxyrideTM batteries.
I agree with I Love Tacos Read more...
The number one reason to kill advertising execs I, too, am speechless. (video, SFW)
What's the highest number you've counted to? Read more...
AskMeCha: Where can I find a replacement lampshade? Hi everyone, so I'm a longtime lurker of both MeCha and AskMe (had the account for years, too shy to post...) but I would really, really appreciate your help. I broke my boyfriend's beloved Ikea lampshade, and I want to find a replacement. Any ideas? Read more...
Update on Yesterday's Dreampost. . . The one about kissing AlysonRead more...
Happy Birthday Eideteker! it's still the 13th here.
If you wanted to post an Ask Metafilter question that would generate a lot of controversy, a flamewar, or just incredulity, what would you post? Please don't actually post anything that gets suggested here. I just love to think of bizarre questions. The ideal candidate would cause an uproar, but wouldn't violate the guidelines or otherwise be considered delete-worthy.
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Elizard! Thanks for the Pep Takk! Read more...
Roxy Epoxy's plaid corset I saw The Epoxies last night at Beat Kitchen, and they were amazingly awesome. Roxy was wearing a kick-ass plaid corset, and now I'm on a mission to find one just like it.

The only bad thing is that my old boyfriend was there and I was there on a date, which = AWKWARD. Luckily I drank lots of beer to make it all ok.
Folks! Computer question! Tonight, I'm teaching an 'Introduction to Windows' class. What should I include?
Chicago Folks! Internet Question! I was thinking about getting internet at home! Fast Internet! But all around it seems like it's gonna cost 60 bucks a month! Is there a cheaper way?
We're at the Diner. What do you order?
Music Listening Night (AKA The Joint Group Howl) With thanks to Divine_Wino and The Harvey Girls.Read more...
Weight Advice. Read more...
1st approved shot from the photo shoot ... Hope you like. It's the first of what seemed like
about a hundred million. LOL.

Afternoon, my people!
It's all my fault. Let me have it. That thing that made you angry, frustrated and full of hate the other day? I'm sorry, but that was me. So get off your high horse and come ride the escape goat. I can take it.
DumbPlayCo Update: Blood is Shed! Read more...
Tell me three things about your life right now Read more...
CUTE ALERT. Purrrrrrrr...zzzzzz....
There's a hole in my life. How are you today?
People choose many reasons to justify bias. All are wrong.

Goodbye biased MetaChat Admin. My thanks and best wishes to those who spoke out in favor of fair treatment for everyone on this site.
A coworker brought me a beer [Stützengarten] back from Switzerland. Should I drink it at work?
Funny faux pas Ever have one of those moments where you blurt out something that is completely tactless and wrong — but that is so funny that you're forgiven?
The Great NYC Indie Comic Artist Food Run Which is a hell of a way to see a city, I think.
Ask MeCha. Am I supposed to clean my DVD player? Read more...
The Ed Ruscha monument in L.A. How to better preserve a landmark like Kent Twitchell's famous mural? Easy. Just paint over it.
I want to have Jorn Barger's babies.
Metafilter Writers Group. I keep forgetting to check in here. There is a theme set for this week "Start your story with a word picked at random from the dictionary". Deadline is Friday, so I should have posted this earlier... but, it's only 200-500 words, so if you're in the mood why not give it a shot? (And if you do it, of course give us a linky!)
post by: taz at: 02:55 | 9 comments

13 June 2006

Poll: should I post this on metafilter?
News Flash. Celeb has baby and gives it real name. Jack Black and his wife had a son on the weekend and named it Sam. I saw Jack on the Tonite show. No links with the name yet.
Just home from work. Read more...
Can you hear the "adult proof" ring tone? (There's a link to listen on the right side of the page.) I'm 30, and I hear it loud and obnoxiously clear. Do I have bat-like hearing, or is the ring not so adult proof after all? Read more...
A Fox News anchor opens a can of whoop-ass on a member of the Fred Phelps family/cult, live on the air.Read more...
If Metachat had a smell , what would it smell like?
Ask MeCha...work stuff Read more...
Who's the toughest guy you know? Or are you really tough yourself? Let's hear some real-life stories of toughness.
So GET THIS Update on the anal roommate dramaRead more...
Banjos and fiddles. I really really rly like the Dixie Chicks' "Home" album. Are there any other rootsie pop/bluegrass albums I should, hmm, obtain? No overly pop- or rock- or alt- country, please.
Tell occhiblu what she should do for her 30th birthday, cuz thinking about it is seriously stressing me out.
Tell LT What He'll Be Missing Tonight On IRC!
This is a useless fact thread. Share something useless!Read more...
This Should Be Fen to Watch Ann Coulter and George Carlin are scheduled to appear tomorrow (Wednesday) on NBC’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno.Read more...
AskMecha King, Queen and Read more...
THIS IS A RAVING POST! Read more...
Now, do the games begin! Read more...
Unfortunate Occurrences in Happytown. Trace Drury paints bunnies, birds, bees and bears who have been hanging out with an unsavoury crowd. Her latest exhibition brings together an assortment of stuffed animals and dolls who are living life (and sometimes taking it) on the edge.
Brazil v. Croatia (and a betting question) Read more...
When the moon hits your eye, Like a big piece of pie, that's. . .
I'm blushing. Read more...
A Short, Short Tale About The Pants Family! Read more...
Help me think of a word! Ok, writing an article on Wallace and Grommit's Wererabbit.

I need a word, and I believe that there is one though I can't think of it, that describes this situation:

In the bunnyvac, the rabbits all have fingerprints on the "clay" that they were modelled in. Except, that was all done with computers.
I'm looking for something that sums up anachronistic counterfeiting. Googling has been fruitless, as has the thesaurus.

Can you bunnies help?
Do not let sick cats nuzzle and headbutt you in the face Read more...
Chew your nails with me? I sure could use some sympathetic cuticle shredding... Read more...
What's the most interesting thing you've licked Read more...
Can not rescue kitty from the clutches of e-vil! This is the only time in my public transportation existence when I have just wanted my own car already. Read more...
Pouring! Read more...
Insurrection! Read more...
Heh. Jonmc's man Dick Manitoba quoted on Page Six.
Let's Go to the Beach Come on, it's a beautiful day. Let's play hooky -- come to the beach with me.Read more...
Bunny jailbreak thwarted Read more...
THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! Read more...
I hardly ever have celebrity dreams, and never celebrity sex dreams, butRead more...
My first ever FPP has bunnies and OMG CUTE KITTENS!!! in it, and it didn't get deleted.

I'm pretty pleased with myself.
Asia Carrera recently lost her husband in a car accident. She's currently pregnant with their second child. She writes about it in her bulletin. It's pretty fucking sad too.

12 June 2006

A beautiful and inspiring tune. Raise a glass of whiskey to the brothers and sisters who can't be with us tonight.
Stay Away From The White House. I love Allen Ginsberg's stuff. No matter the subject matter he stays upbeat.
Princess Ramona - The Cherokee Princess Read more...
We are cautiously optimistic. Whitey Ford seems to be on the mend.
A little summertime funk... Read more...
A curious thing happened on my wait at the bank today... Read more...
amazing new Amnesty Intl ad campaign in European streets (suppposedly the copy says, "It's not happening here, but now" or something like that)
soooo my cannas have a virus Read more...
Have you guys seen Google SMS? Because I just ran across it. And I think it bitchin'!
What kind of pop star would you like to be? I would want to be Mylene Farmer.

Bonus points for excellent parodies.

Yes, this is really just a shameless ploy for links to eccentric lesser-known pop stars. I apologize in advance if this has been done before, and thanks in advance if you can show me where. I kiss you all!
Sunday Night Me, Pips & Hugh went to see my beloved BellRaysRead more...
New mix, cos i can't play it radio-style
Illustrious Reunion Chat. Bored, Unbanned, and Willing to Strip, 2006: The Tour.
THIS IS A BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE RANT THREAD Read more...
Maybe Lipstick Thespian should read this pretty funny story about an acting class. Or maybe not.
Good music, deconstructed Read more...
Hair Crimes: the mofohawk Read more...
Italy versus Ghana Read more...
Bump or dump? Is the SF meetup still happening this weekend?
What's a good gift for a Deadhead? Read more...
PUMPFILTER Since we're talking things people use to aid them in the nastyRead more...
Help me find cheap flights to LAS. Pretty Please?Read more...
LUBRIFILTER: It is time, in our sex life, to introduce a lubricant of some kind.Read more...
So, uh....what are you wearing? Make more dolls. I demand more dolls!
US v. Czech Republic Read more...
Who knows what evil lurks behind Toronto's front doors.... I've been house shopping since mid-February. Shopping for a house on my budget in Toronto is an adventure. I've reviewed hundreds of listings online, seen perhaps two dozen houses in person, and made two abortive offers. I thought you might enjoy this description of one particular house.
RANTING THREAD Read more...
Cadence Weapon - Black Hand No idea yet what the song is about, but I certainly dig it and this vid(QT). via Screenhead.
Slingbox. I want to watch HBO & the SciFi channel. Read more...
I just hit two rearview mirrors on my bike, one on a small parked car, the other on a ginormous Escalade. I almost kept going...Read more...
OMG! Firefoxes! Another cute animal video, from Japan.
If you like 80's arcade games, and if you get jokes, why not click on this link? Then click on the little gray rectangle.
Anthropomorphic Flute Robot. Their robotics skills are better than their web design.
post by: Wolfdog at: 08:17
Date Update So, I had my date yesterday. Read more...
irc://freenode/metawhat? Give us your tired, your hungry, your unfairly banned mudpuppies. Remember to register your nickname on the new servers!
This is me, knocking on the window of #bunnies. Tap tap tap. Tap tap. I can see y'all in there. It's like you're in a bubble. Hi!

*breathes on window, fogs it up, wipes away the steam with a tear-stained sleeve*
Just got back from seeing The Black Angels open for Pink Mountaintops. Both bands were fantastic--best show I've seen in ages. If they're coming to your town, go!
If you're like me, you often wake up terrified in the middle of the night, full of regrets and thinking "Damn, I really didn't spend enough time watching someone else play Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Sega Genesis version)". Thankfully, things will be OK.

11 June 2006

am I a jerk for dancing? Read more...
Deleted Ann Coulter askme An intresting new insight to her odd body.
Return of the C*cksuckers! Who watched Deadwood? What did you think?
Impromptu (and Random) Sunday Nite Ray-D-O yhbc in the hizzouse. Well, kinda. Okay, in hizzroom.
NYC MEETUP PICATURES! Starting there and going forward.Read more...
I wonder how Seanyboy's date is going. That is all.
So I was saving my 100th post for something awesome. And I think I have just the thing.Read more...
Puns I was discussing this with some people at dinner. Do you not agree that puns based on homonyms are stronger than those based on words that sound similar but are not actually written or pronounced in the same way?
One mom and grandma's story on her son's bday (beautiful, but you might cry--i did)
I just received a spam email with the subject line "AmyNeedsSxxx" and thought, "Why does she need socks?"
*sigh* BrainCrampFilter. Which is the back slash, and which is the forward slash? /? \?
You Think You Know Fear? Read more...
Vegas meetup update! Read more...
Your favorite cover song? Your favorite original song? So, I was asked to DJ and they wanted me to do a covers collection. I fear I don't have enough to play with and ask ye talented mechamusikfreaks to please teach me more! I got two weeks to beef up my collection, wanna start listening now.
OMG, WTF CSS? Okay, this will probably not thrill most of you, but a couple of people 'round these parts may love me for it: CSS for IE only. This just ended several hours of fuming headache for me trying to position some text where IE and FF interpret the line-height differently.
Juju Sparkle - torturing my humble soundcard.

10 June 2006

Los Angeles area bunnies: Hold on to your forks Read more...
BoringPostcards Radio I'm starting up some tunes for us to eat dinner to, and figured I might as well share in case anyone wants to hear. Broadcasting now.
Hey, Slack-a-go-go! Read more...
OMG Llama llama duck! Flash, adorable earworm song.
A Whitey Ford update. As I mentioned yesterday my pal is very ill. Read more...
It's never too early for IRC... Come inside and keep me from offing myself.
Suckpranos Read more...
It is confirmed by Nordstrom's even...Read more...
Make A Doll That Looks Like You Yes, this is lame. And yes, I am over the age of 15. Click the boy or girl tab, and then the little b/w tabs up top. Let's see how cute you are!
Lizards! OMG! (NSFW if animal pr0n is NSFW)Read more...
Popular songs about home and coming home? Hey bunnies, it's been ages. I emerge from my cloud of teh busy to ask you for suggestions of popular songs about the theme 'home' for a special project. Any ideas?

PS I hug you I kiss you, you're fabulous.
Oh boy, did we get it wrong ... Read more...
post by: essexjan at: 13:03
This post lubricates with a gentle tingling heat.
Black bean soup Read more...
T-Shirt Ideas Read more...
Butt cleavage So to continue a series of discussions on underwear that began yesterday, I ask you this question. If a female friend is showing butt cleavage and you think she might not mean to, should you tell her? What if she's only an acquaintance? Or should I assume it's intentional?
Electronic stuff for LT, not you... Read more...
Go-Go for Hugh and all the party people... DJ Flexx - one two three
G'night!
I went to a film festival yesterday to see a movie about Beowulf, and on the way out a really hot girl asked me for a jump start. She asked what I was doing there so I told her I saw a movie based on Beowulf. She said she had never heard of Beowulf, even after I explained that it was the first epic poem in the English language, dating from around the year 600.Read more...
Chests: Smooth or hairy? I have approximately 7 chest hairs.
Interrupted? Ok, from now on they're just for fun. No hard feelings, joelf! Read more...
Goodnight Mudpuppie. Read more...
i don't mean to interrupt you. but i just wanted to say this is my 51st post.
The time has come to speak of many things.
Read more...
3 in a row? Yes. In fact, I'm going to keep going until someone interrupts me. Every 30 minutes, baby!Read more...

09 June 2006

Two posts in a row? Yes, I'm tipsy. Go to hell if you don't like it. Read more...
How come deborah's never on IRC?
whatcha doin' this weekend? I am gardening. *blank stare*
Radio Languorous Ibex on now on the Internet Thingy, (with LT at Starship Control)
Do you look like this guy? Or know someone who does? Let 'em know over at Medium Large.
post by: agropyron at: 21:00
Public Service Announcement. Does anyone remember how Winamp used to be...?Read more...
Susan Polk ran out of pencil nubs. Also, the judge sipped inappropriately.

Closing arguments next week.
Home-Made Voiceovers/Mashups/Mixes Using Audacity? Read more...
Electronic music for LipstickThespian (and anyone else, of course!)

Underworld "Mmm Skyscraper I Love You"

Orbital- "Satan" (I played this once and you dug it, LT)

Squarepusher- "Cooper's World"

Elmer Bernstein- "Staccato's Theme (Meat Beat Manifesto remix)"

So my son (yeah, that one) finally landed a job! w00t!!! Read more...
Futbol, anyone? And how about a friendly guidline for the World Cup: no scores/results on the front page until 24 hours after the match?Read more...
I'm drunk at an airport. Read more...
law and order:pieoverdone How can I request a police report in order to verify that a crime did occur approx 10 years ago? I have reason to believe it may not have happened as I was told and I want the truth. Do I just call the police department of that area and give what information I have?
I'm stuffed. Just took a pie and tart cooking class. During the process I ate: 1 slice banana cream pie, one chocolate ganache tart, a berry tart, a patise brassel (sp?), a salad and a quiche. I'm about to explode.
Leave the boxer briefs at home, gentlemen, for tomorrow is World Naked Bike Ride Day. (NSFW)
That was quick. It took less than 24 hours for the media to start fueling the debate over the HPV vaccine.
OMG WTF BBQ Read more...
I just quit my job. Read more...
I tried to do this on Plastic but got too sick to continue, and now DailyKOS is having their own convention right here in Vegas. (I tried to crash it yesterday afternoon, but I stood out like a sore thumb in my pink "bunny's humpin'" t-shirt with 'mischief' across the top.)Read more...
Jaimee Foxx as Bob Marley??? Ok, Ray Charles, no problem.
Stellar performance even.
But Bob Marley?!

Hmmmmmm.....
Are all women like this? (NSFW)
Are all men like this? I just returned home after being gone for 9 months. My boyfriend seems to have not done much right in my absence.Read more...
Ole! Anyone else excited about the World Cup kicking off? Got any good World Cup stories?Read more...
Football! Who else is waiting up for the first game?

(Or is it lunch time where you are?)

I'd be going for Costa Rica, but memories of Italia 90 still smart.

There hasn't been a good workplace shooting in a while, has there? Read more...
Suggestions from my Fellow Mecha DJ's and other Muzeek Lubbers? Read more...
Help with Sending a Song Here? I finally have a song I need to post here. .Read more...
It's Friday, and that means it's Balloon Art Day, right?
NYC MEETUP REMINDER! Hope to see many of you there!
A noise like the kicking of a flabby football, and the enraged spider fell off the branch, only catching itself with its own thread just in time. The others laughed. You were quite right, they said, the meat's alive and kicking! I'll soon put an end to that, hissed the angry spider, climbing back onto the branch. Bilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something. Read more...
Photo (or Picture or Image, for a change) Friday 9 June: How do you feel right now? Read more...
Worst name ever - or the very best? H&M names mens jeans "c*nt lick".
MoCCA: semi-self link Anyone going to MoCCA (in nyc) this weekend?
What happens when I text message a cell phone that has the feature turned off? I.e. the subscriber has chosen not to buy SMS service from the cell phone company?

Does my message bounce? Get blackholed silently?

Alternatively, what happens when I text message a landline?

kThx!
Ask TL Anything! Since it looks like I won't be doing much until tomorrow evening out here...
Think you know films? Come on folks, get to work!
post by: dg at: 01:31 | 41 comments
Far out Friday for Eideteker we have "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun" and "Careful with that AXE Eugene". Read more...

08 June 2006

Hallelujah. (1 Brilliant Song, 34 Versions/Covers)
Wall flip!!!!!! How cool is *that*? thanks to MOOKIE
I'm at the new Apple Store on 5th Avenue, waiting to meet with a "Genius" about my iPod. You know, the one I got just a few months ago? Yea, it's broken.
Sauerkids is an odd little website. Art, odd little comics and most importantly, music! From the sounds of the south seas to truck stop blues. Heavy on the cheese!
Salsa! Jon's post today and the recent death of Hilton Ruiz has me listening to Salsa and I wanted to share.Read more...
post by: arse_hat at: 20:12
what should i wear to a summer wedding. Read more...
post by: sam at: 19:05 | 4 comments
help me put the moves on a shy guy so I met this guy at a rock show. Read more...
Awesome! Who wants to go on a road trip with me?
HPV vaccine approved. I truthfully didn't think it would happen.
Weird encounters in gas stations. Any guesses wtf this strange woman was up to? Read more...
OMG!!! Neuter Your Bunny dot com!!! Assaultin' battery!!!
post by: wendell at: 17:12
An important question for the 21st century. Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs? Discuss.
OMG! Monkey... (poem, that is). Read more...
post by: Pips at: 16:54 | 1 comment
Lost bumbershoot at Seattle meetup Read more...
In an early Dilbert strip, Bob the Dinosaur confesses his awful secret to the world:Read more...
Mets - Yanks Series During my time in NYC, I would like to get to the Stadium or Shea, or both, to take in some baseball, New York style. Not sure that I can get my family to two games, but one is doable for sure.

The Mets-Yanks series has long been sold out but there are all these brokers online who seem to only slightly mark up their tickets.

Does anyone have experience with ticket brokers in NYC, and if so, which are reputable to deal with online?

(A bitchen day, in my mind would be an afternoon game at Shea then
here
on the way back to Manhattan)
are you earth wind or fire?
!!!!!! I don't know what to say!
Ask MeCha: What magazine(s) should I read? Read more...
101 Ways to React to the Death of a Pet. Reaction #83: Beat the dog's breeder over the head with said dead pooch.
A giant meteor is coming! I have 10 hours to live. What can I do to spend the time?
The story of a bad wedding..... Just because I was at a nice family wedding a few weeks back and it made me think of this one. And because I like to tell stories about people behaving badly and to amuse you all....
Quite Possibly The Loveliest Cover ... ... of any Beatles song. (Produced in 1972 -- the year o' my birth -- by an undisputed genius and performed by an angel of soul).

Of course, this is only my opinion. You might have others. So tell me ... everybody and their monkey has covered The Beatles, but who has done it well?
Possible Reasons Why Wimpdork Has Yet to Post?
DumbCo Saga cont'd Read more...
In this thread, we make a list of the world's shortest books. Read more...
Cat Bondage The post and photos are SFW although some of the other stuff on the blog are definitely NSFW.
Who would win in a fight: Mr Clean or The Brawny Man?
Taking Suggestions for a New E-Mail Signature Quote Got any wise ones?
Thanks, Senator. So, did you contact your Senators to thank them for voting against the anti-gay-marriage amendment?
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Oh dear god, no ... If you thought Big Brother was the nadir of British TV, think again ...Read more...
Happy Birthday dolphinporpoise!
Can anybody YSI me Minnie the Moocher? Meanwhile, inthread: Read more...
Zim theme mix? Read more...
If all goes according to plan, watch for me standing outside of "The Today Show" holding a sign that says "Hi Bunnies!"

07 June 2006

Meerkat Manor on Discovery A cute furry animal reality show that premieres this Friday.
there is just 1 thing we need to know: is marissa dead?
The Poker Site Where Wendell Finished Last proudly presents: "The Best Poker Faces in the World", self-proclaimed 'network rejected' TV commercials (stealing ideas from GoDaddy?). More WTF than LOL (especially if Phil Ivey is really married).
A dragonfly walks into a house with four cats and says, "So what's for dinner?

Very funny* pics and video of four cats who DESPERATELY wish they could fly.

*funny is relative, and if you don't like cats, don't bother clicking.
JFJ!! For Pup.
MeCha Projects: A Super Sneaky Sneak PreviewRead more...
The Sodom and Gomorrah Show --new Pet Shop Boys : >
This Thread Utilizes Relay-Race Commenting Technology Read more...
BP Radio Just an impromptu set, starting now. Hope y'all enjoy.

You seem to like bunnies... Maybe some of you like kitties, too.Read more...
Thomas Keller to open a burger joint. But first, he'll operate a temporary restaurant that serves good ol' 'Merican food. Get it while it lasts, because it's only going to be around for 6 months.
Axe MeCh Is there a handy dandy way to create an RSS feed for a page that does not provide one? Read more...
I am buying a house! Now I just have to buy window coverings, and a refrigerator, and a washer and dryer, and a dining set, and a couch, and a new desk, and a lawn mower, and tools, and a new car, and ...
Arthur has a huge stash of culinary pr0n.
Fibroid tumor experiences? This afternoon during my annual girlie exam, I learned that I have a fibroid tumor. I have to call to schedule an ultrasound. Fibroids are usually not malignant, and I'm trying not to freak out, but gah!

Share your fibroid stories with me. Have you or a girlfriend, sister, or friend had them? What kind of treatment did you/she have?
Yee Haw! Yippie! Yappo! Read more...
"I don't hate the Internet -- I have an AOL account, and I e-mail all the time," she said. "But as a parent, it can be scary." After a number of years of monitoring my daughterRead more...
I just got a wine club delivery, and I was joking to the UPS guy that it's been a rotten day, so the delivery is much appreciated and maybe I'll start drinking early. Read more...
I think I have dating fatigue I'm so sick of dating. It hasn't ended in anything other than disappointment for some time.Read more...
Ask Mecha: What are some of your favorite recent spam e-mails? [No newspaper reporters interviewed me today. I need no movie stills.] Read more...
Ask Mecha A newspaper reporter interviewed me today about my previously hyphenated name and my system regarding it—I've written about it many places, but she found me via MeFi.

What she really needs, though, is some expert opinion on the hyphenated trend and some stats and other authoritative data.Read more...
I JUST QUIT MY JOB!!! Read more...
Ask mecha: I need a still from the movie Apollo 13. Specifically the scene where the engineers are looking at the miscellaneous pieces parts on the table that they have to fashion a breathing (?) system out of. Help?
How much Mecha is too much? Read more...
Mr. Preston Read more...
So I bought a MacBook yesterday. The video is not mine, but does accurately portray my reaction to FrontRow and the remote.Read more...
Is this the AntiChrist? Born at 6am on 06/06/06, weighing 6lbs 6oz and named Damien.
MetaDream I dreamed mathowie posted on Metatalk that I was obnoxious and he totally hated me. :-(
OMGWTFPRINCE??? I wish I could go.
Three Point Status Report!
I am in the doghouse... Read more...
Ridiculously Catchy and the lyrics are pretty sly.
I [heart] Jon Stewart Watch as he humiliates Bill Bennett as Bennett tries to explain why gay couples aren't "real" families. :)
OMG! Tiny pieces of jewelry that look like food, and smell like it, too!Read more...
Goodnight mudpuppie, hope your cat didn't pee too much! It's the "I was gonna say goodnight but you left IRC too fast, so don't bitch to me about it!" thread.
Tunes for Team Vag Some great girl bands, left over from my YSI fit this evening:
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I have a date on Sunday. And I've no idea what to do. Read more...
Genetic tests show US accountant descended from Ghengis Khan. “I’m not sure we have too many similarities,” he said. “I obviously haven’t conquered any countries, and though I’ve headed up accounting groups, I’ve done nothing as big as Genghis Khan.
post by: taz at: 02:11 | 3 comments
It's not even a battle, it's simply a massacre. This one is for iconomy. 30 badass hornets genocide 30,000 honeybees.
Radio Who Care's Who She's Dating, with your host LT!

06 June 2006

Do I still have time to post this killer Maiden tune?
YSI was choking this morning, so enjoy it now.
Gravity's Rainbow Illustrated. Covered on the blue about a year ago it came back to me today. Today, but not back then, I instantly thought of cortex and his seemingly endless supply of time to do cool/random shit.
My Mac finally pisses me off It's been a great ten months of Macintosh, but today it managed to piss me off.Read more...
Tonight in IRC, we discuss the works of Stanley Kubrick.
Good Omens. A list of great quotes from the Pratchett/Gaimen masterpiece. My last 666 themed post for 100 of your earth years.
This thread contains Pi's 666th comment!
This amazing death calculator uses several very secret methods to calculate not only at what age you will perish, but how this grevious misfortune will take place. Read more...
More E6V6I6L tunes for ya:
Mezzerschmitt (like Young Gods meets Mayhem)
Mayhem
and, of course, Slayer (live)
MeChazens in Minneapolis area? I know there are some. I'll be there July 14-16 for a Jaycee conference. Anyone want to meet up?
That darn cat! Read more...
Ask MeCha: How can we make him pay his fair share?Read more...
New Yorkers Drinks tonight at the Kevin St. James.

Be there or be square.
Ways to ruin your class photo
This is a shoeless thread Read more...
What's your favorite horror flick? My sister and I watch about everything. So, I'm always looking for new titles.
SHOUTING THREADS SPILLING INTO METAFILTER. ALSO, I'VE MISSED OUT ON TWO HOUSES WHEN THE SELLERS ENTERED CONTRACTS WITH OTHER BUYERS BEFORE WE COULD SUBMIT OFFERS. LET'S SHOUT ABOUT IT! AAARGH!
Yesterday....We Love You!
This Thread Speaks from the 10th Anniversary of Metachat! Read more...
Time to Get Started Read more...
BUMP! Where are all da SoCal bunnies at?
This thread would consider selling its soul for... Read more...
Quick 666 Survey: How Many of Your Fellow Co-Workers Come Out as Born-Agains Today? Read more...
Anyone have the SF Bay Guardian's endorsements? I am a bad citizen who has not prepared for the election. I usually use the SFBG endorsements as a starting point, but their site seems to be down. Do any better students of the democratic process have a list of who and what the paper is for?
We want to go to the Today Show and wave like morons. What time should we get there? I'm having trouble Googling it. Help me.
Speaking of dreams... In last night's episode, my parents and one of my sisters and I were on a road trip from Savannah-ish area to Raleigh. Apparently the interstate terminated in a mall in Greenville, where we were to pick up the next interstate somehow on the other side.Read more...
What's your juju? Seriously. Do you have any special objects that represent magical power to you? Even skeptics sometimes have a lucky piece of some kind. Rituals? Images? Coins? How do you call up the idea of magic, if you feel it's needed?
I had a totally nerdy nightmare last night. I dreamt that somehow, one of my friends had emailed something like "what's up suckers?!" to my personal email address AND a mailing list here at work AND all the really email-chatty people we know, and they were all replying-to-all and it was all going to this work mailing list and everyone at work knew it was my fault.
OMG Kitten on a Laptop! This is really cute. You have to have your sound on to appreciate it. Via AskMe.
Word of the day! Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. I absolutely love trying to say this out loud.
As of yesterday this bunny is a homeowner. Interestingly enough the house # is 6006.

Am I the only one that finds this whole 666 kerfluffle kinda silly? I almost expect to walk into Food Lion and see a birthday cake for the Antichrist displayed. (Devil's Food, natch.)

More Musical Beast It doesn't get more on-topic than this, folks.

Iced Earth - Damien
1010011010 The binary representation of the beast.
(* Invites people to add their own *)
Musical 6/6/6 Happy 6/6/6 remix Day
In honor of the day, I'd like to salute Metachat user 666... signal! I hope you all will join me in wishing signal a very merry Mark of the Beast!
This is an interesting use of photo sharing.
Big Crash Outside My Window An Hour Ago. Went out to see a totaled Porsche in the middle of the intersection of Aloah and Broadway and a new Beetle on its side on the sidewalk in front of the building next to mine.
Radio Sexpig Starring LT, Sasshat and Elizard - on now!
06.06.06 - It's the 6th of the June, 2006 (or soon will be where you are). Isn't evil stuff supposed to happen? All I could find was a website devoted to listening to metal band Slayer all day and not going to work. Quick, though, grab your tin-foil hat right now!

05 June 2006

Let's go do stuff I just found out about meetin.org, and I'm in love. It's a great way to make new friends.Read more...
Harry Potter/Half-Blood Prince question --am i reading a fake version or does it suck? Does the book start with Harry and Dudley needing to pee really badly?
Check it out, bunnies. It's the Essence of Rabbit! "No other living creature features as heavily in contemporary character design and art as the humble hare."
via BF
post by: Lynsey at: 22:54
OMG, anna nicole is pregnant Also, Christina Aguilera is now skinny but no longer famous discuss.
Things are looking up.... kind of.... My wife has pretty much given up on her current school, feeling that even if she wasn't let go in the recent purge, the school has a high likelihood of not opening in August (or going under soon thereafter).Read more...
Saw "The DaVinci Code" yesterday. (Hey, it was sweltering out, so we were desperate to get into a chilly movie theater for as long as possible.) The part that made me laugh outloud the hardest... [beware spoilers!] Read more...
LISTEN UP YOU SHITFUCKS I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DISABILITY SO SHOW A LITTLE GODDAMNED SYMPATHY.
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I R(eally) C(are) Do it, do it!
The wrong winner gets crowned at the Mrs. World pageant and chaos ensues! It's Beauty Queens Gone Wild! Watch Alan Thicke try to maintain his composure!
Desperately Seeking Seattle Storm Fans Anyone want to go to the 7 p.m. game with me on Wednesday? None of my usual friends can make it.
When there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire. Read more...
MP3 editing software...what's good and free? Read more...
Origasmi. "Now you fold the paper this way, and then you fold it over like this -- and then, if you've done it right, you will barely be able to concentrate!"
Ditch the Bitch -- website notifies you when friend breaks up with boyfriend.
Welcome to my world... Read more...
I know one shouldn't wish time away, but I really wish it was Wednesday at 10PM already.

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Today they called my references Read more...
I was born on a Sunday. You?
Fair is Fair! Ladies, Tell Me Why You Should Be My Next: Read more...
Update on iconomy vs flickr: A happy ending! No, not that kind of happy ending.Read more...
Is it Friday yet, Craig? Lie to me if you have to, folks.

I'm friggin' DYIN' ove heeere!
Now taking applications for my new MeCha crush! Read more...
I love Robert Altman and I LOVE A Prairie Home Companion but I don't love the idea of Robert Altman making a movie of A Prairie Home Companion... Why? Shouldn't this just be two great tastes that taste great together?
BeadForLife Women in Uganda making beautiful beads in hopes to rise above poverty. Read more...
What's the rule on when to go for a hug? Or when to offer a handshake? Neither? Both?? Read more...
The LT-brador Grows Up Read more...
some songs for you to listen to Read more...
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Anger management class @ the Learning Annex. Sign up today. Mr. Snippy-Pants needs to find a more appropriate outlet for his frustration. What anger management issues are you confronting today?

What I learned this weekend I learned that...Read more...
Daft Punk live @ Coachella Very excellent live open-air bootleg of the much-talked about Daft Punk show at Coachella this year.
Italian Proverbs I'm learnin', man. I'm learnin'!Read more...
I'd post this to MeFi, but, uh, I'm still banned. Cory Doctorow visits a Radio Shack.
DumbCo Update Read more...
Focus. Discipline. Motivation. Help. I need it.Read more...
May I present...The Tomato Pavilion! For those who asked, here are a couple of photos of our ridiculously well-built tomato shelter. For those who didn't, OMG, kitty!
In case you missed it me3dia got married this weekend!
New Logic Board in iMac. == Bittorrent no worky Read more...
Another possibly tiresome metachat dream, but I think it's funny Read more...
Hello my friend! Read more...
Queen 6-pak Read more...
ClickDragType You may have already seen this flash game, but I found it very well done and a neat idea. Read more...
Sunday Night Vook Toons - now on in IRC! Come join us!

04 June 2006

Animator Vs. Animation flash, newgrounds link. Cute though!
At 14, he taught himself to play guitar. At 18, he moved to London looking for a band. At 19, he played the San Francisco scene. At 20, he returned to New York and landed at CBGB's.
Yodeling. Flute. Whistling. Hocus Pocus. By Focus. (YouTube.)
pssst.... over here... Read more...
UWS playing some tunage Limited time only.
jonmc buys a digital camera. and of course goes nuts. But his insanity is your gain. Enjoy.
Hi. How are you? How was your weekend?Read more...
Ask MeCha: Cool recipe boxes? Read more...
My vote for the Worst Reality Show What's yours? This one is so laughable, it's my "favorite" in the worst catagory. How about you?
Cool word of the day: aichaku
Niçois version of gnocchi? This story says:Read more...
DVD region codes: Does anyone have the software to make your DVD player region-free? Read more...
Are Google/Gmail/etc slow today? Or is it just me?
Scattergories Categories...help! I can't find my Scattergories game, and we want to play it after dinner tonight. I'm just going to make up my own categories...can you guys help? Read more...
So what are you doing today? Read more...
Ask MeCha Girl band cover of "You Really Got a Hold on Me"?Read more...
Random unsubstantiated but fantastic "fact" I read on the internet today: True fact: There is a circular current in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and square miles upon miles of plastic and tennis shoe soles are slowly revolving, year after year. And it is getting bigger. USNews and World Report, The Atlantic Monthly.Read more...

03 June 2006

Something for everyone!...Radio Soulheaven Join me wontcha?

Experiments in Vinyl → MP3 conversion. I'd like you to download some music. You guys like doing that, right? Read more...
Does anyone have an mp3 of Joan Jett and the Blackhearts' "Frustrated" from the album Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth? I will love you forever if you YSI it for me. Aw heck, I'll love you forever either way.
I'm thinking of starting one of these. Not quite as stuffy - like a modern version.
Does Mathowie read Mecha? Just curious.
Gah! Youtube link. A really big hornet.
How we spent our Saturday. What have y'all been up to?
Okay, I'm Leaving Now, and There Better Be Some Goodies Here for Me When I Get Back!
MeFi Writers Group is born - Post from MeTa, but I wanted to make sure no one who was interested missed it.
Taco Bell or KFC? I'm hungry.
Monkone - Breakin' Rocks "As in rock records that break. And um, oldies that break, and maybe a little country that breaks too. Dollar bin to top shelf, Monk mixes together some of the best that this digger-created genre has to offer, guiding us with the usual finesse and ear for lining things up properly. Never taking things too seriously or letting the popsicle fun melt by playing the songs too long, he sets the table and then lets the (war) pigs go crazy. We like this: Led Zep, Ballin Jack, Alice Cooper, Sweetwater, Paul Butterfield, Donovan, Flaming Ember, Tommy Roe ("Dizzy," hell yeah), Steve Miller, the Turtles, that Kenny Rogers break, Flaming Ember, etc."--Turntablelab review

Big download, but then again, I'm a big fan.
post by: box at: 11:01 | 7 comments
You know what I'm doing today? Nothing, that's what. And it's as good as I imagined it would be.
King of all he surveys Read more...
So I was reading the local rap sheet and saw that my neighbor's newly 18 year old son apparently decided to celebrate by committing aggravated assault and theft on a high school student with some pals. Bummer, he seemed like a decent kid who's probably going to prison.
Hey everyone! I'm going to be in Galveston for my annual vacation for the next week without internet access, so I'll see you next sunday night. Cheers all! Shout-out to taz and dodgy, keep on rockin' in the free world!

02 June 2006

Late Afternoon Radio with Lipstick! Come join us in IRC!
It puts the wuffles in the basket or it gets the hose again
Sometimes strange and good things fall from the sky. Read more...
"Got any DVDs for me?" - a thread of triumph So today, I was sitting on a bus, reading the day's paper when a porky teen-aged kid and his similarly aged friend come up and ask "Have you got any DVDs?"Read more...
Like everyone else around here, I'm finally back! I made it to Texas in one piece, AND I got through my first week of Real Work.Read more...
Pat Robertson's plane crashes, unfortunately, he was not aboard.
Susan Polk: Susan Sarandon? Or Winona Ryder? Read more...
Animal Zen. Feline Zen 2006, Canine Zen.
Note that a lot of the links are to audio/video files, so careful if you're at work.
My Way, by Def Tech sort of reggae/pop, from Japan, in Japanese and English--they played this song everywhere while i was there--bars, stores, on the street, etc--it's actually really good : >
Midget, midget, midget... (Well that explains a lot about the South Park / Tom cruise episode). File under R. Kelly, W.T.F, YouTube and "Sorry if you've seen this before". And again... W.T.F.
Give me a job or else a really creative way to off myself! Read more...
Blog Help Read more...
It's Whit Sunday this Sunday, and Whit Monday this Monday. I learned this from my "Flim Posters of the 1950's" calendar. It's ok, I had to google it too.
post by: Capn at: 15:22 | 1 comment
My personal hell. Read more...
So I'm home sick today. Read more...
Even the spikiest lizard could use a whuffle sometimes Read more...
Motorhead is so my new favorite band. Please help me find more to love.
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Cross post from AskMe: What can you tell me about your experience, past or present, working for Amazon.com? Read more...
Maybe you've seen the Starship Schematics Database before, maybe you haven't. It's new to me.
Firday Dance Party KICK OUT THE JAMS!
Grateful to be me today Read more...
Cigarette etiquette question. My (totally annoying) neighbors don't smoke in their own apartment. They were coming out into the main building hallway, outside their front door, to smoke Read more...
New Orleans, here we come! Read more...
perpignan and some island in greece for a little over a month...AHHH I found out yesterday I'm going to the south of france and somewhere in greece to assist with sound for a movie project. I leave tomorrow. I'm sittin at my desk going insane. I have a house, job, dogs, plants, etc that will be left behind. I've traveled around europe before, but never such last minute plans, never with a group of kids I don't know, never for 6 weeks. ill be posting photos to killyb.org...i'm scared/elated! experience in field recording or that area of france?!
It's official: I'm moving!Read more...
AAAAGH! My doctor has abandoned me. I just got a letter saying he is closing his practice. Read more...
Nigerian fee scammin' for the Lord. Read more...
jonmc's 300th post. Bask in my glory! Bask I say!
This post is the name tag on the toe of our long-dead love affair. . . So why, Read more...
As a companion piece to this post, I would like to declare that THIS post is for the adoration (and shanking, if you like) of dodgygeezer. I will bump this up later so that latecomers can share in the adoration of both taz and dodgygeezer. Also... Read more...
Photo Friday 2 June '06: Post your favorite clothes. Or goofy clothes. "Defining" clothes. Favorite flannel shirt (jon?) Halloween clothes. Friend's clothes. ("Clothes" includes shoes, jewelry, accessories...just general wearable stuff!)
Your dick look$ 1ike from a doll world? Read more...
Please give me a word to use in a poem. Thank you.
Say Something. Yeah, a site where anyone can some along anonymously and post text and images to the front page, instantly. That couldn't possibly go wrong, could it?Read more...

01 June 2006

Memechat: is it meem or memm? because I've been saying memm. It took me a long time to figure out what a meme was, too.
Music Box I'm on the (Mecha) radio, playing I'm not sure what yet. I'll also probably hop onto #bunnies, and try in vain to fill requests. So, y'know, hi there.
post by: box at: 20:38
YSI Request Has anybody got "The Luminous Rose" by Robyn Hitchcock?

I've got "Globe of Frogs" on cassette and I'd really like to hear it.

I'll hook up later, if I can.

Thanks.
Gary Graham --clothes designer, inspired by my absolutely, no question, most favorite photos in the whole world--Disfarmer's
Reach out and touch me. More specifically.... Read more...
This Post is for the Adoration of Taz. Read more...
Five Days to 6/6/06 Read more...
This thread demands that you invite me over to swim in your pool. Read more...
This is a rant thread! Read more...
HI SO WHAT'D I MISS

(a quick scan came up with jonmc's job sucking during pee games and duct tape plus boobies and someone went on a boat, but I may have elided the good bits)
I'd like to have an argument, please.
Big Star producer Terry Manning discloses a few details about #1 Record.
AskMeCha: If a job posting says "Please submit cover letter, résumé and three references." does that mean 3 letters of reference or just the names and phone numbers of 3 references?
Radio Dodgy I'm trying some stuff out. Come along and I'll play you a few tunes.
pee pee games ok, what games do you play while peeing? i'd bet this is mostly directed to other men, but ladies, feel free to chime in.
Saga Of Dumbco Cont'd Read more...
What is it about families?
Life Lessons from the Old-Timers! Read more...
Fargin' Corksuckers! Now how the hell am I going to get my Ian McShane fix?
Internet Dating Survey Does anybody have happy stories from these places? None of my friends will admit to have even tried them...Read more...
Visiting Apartments! I'm visiting an apartment tonight! What things should I ask?
Photo Friday tomorrow!: Post your favorite clothes. Or goofy clothes. "Defining" clothes. Favorite flannel shirt (jon?)Halloween clothes. Friend's clothes. Um, clothes. Please. Thanks. (edited at Shane's request to say that "clothes" includes shoes, jewelry, accessories...just general wearable stuff! ~ iconomy)
In The Homestretch Read more...
I Ran Away to Sea.... But I missed y'all too much and came back! Read more...
The Mighty Boosh. Three songs and a clip. (YouTube silliness)
Cheese Song, Tundra Rap, Love Games Song, Old Gregg Clip.
post by: seanyboy at: 11:01
Somebody sent me Borges' "Fictions" from Amazon! Thank you, somebody! It's fabulous. Did you mean not to sign your name, or did Amazon mess that up? Anyway, I love it! And perfect timing... exactly what I was in the mood for.
post by: taz at: 10:56 | 5 comments
Weird spam today. Subject lines:
"did PETER SEAN review CALVIN consider WILLIAM"
"in her return MARTIN advised WESLEY"
This is tommorow's thread. All comments can be considered tentative.
New (Used) Computer ROM issues I got a used computer a few weeks ago. Read more...
This thread had too much fun last night and feels a bit woozy...
Rate the following experiences on a scale of 1 to 10. Read more...
OMG Squirrels Taking Photographs! Unretouched photos of squirrels happening upon and interacting with vintage cameras. This one looks a lot like sciurus. Via a link in an email that dhruva sent me this morning.
If I were cool, I'd use less words and more punctuation.
Hi, I'm new here. Can I get you a beer?
Curiouser and Curiouser. Literary agents, a scam-watch website, angry writers, the DMCA, and an ISP that could be evil but maybe isn't. (via boing boing)
orezenoowteerhtruofevifxisnevesthgieenin.net doesn't exist, but it ought to.
What's the name of this decade? It seems like it dosn't even have one. At the beginning of this decade people were wondering what it would be called. It's half over and it doesn't seem to have any name at all. People were always going on about "the 80s" and "the 90s" during those time periods and continue to do so today. But there doesn't seem.Read more...
Radio Hedwig on in IRC in mere minutes! Come join us!
Mother, Please!
Anarchist Retchcore collective United Cutlery offered us a hundred and fifty Euros to do a video for this track, which they told us was about monkeys and domestic violence. We reinterpreted it as a Betty Crocker morality tale. With fireballs. The one minute piece uses about 5s of source footage from a 1950's industrial film we found on archive.org.
I don't know why I like this but I really do.

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