This thread would consider selling its soul for... →[More:]
1) Money and time to write its books (eight novels and a play keep poking it in the ribs at night...).
2) Bikini underwear that fit (just because its ass is on the "pleasantly plump" side, does
not mean it wants panties so gigantic they stretch up under its boobs).
3) The opportunity to travel the world (with jon, of course). First stop, Seattle?
4) Why stop at the world? A hundred healthy youthful years (you have to watch your wording with the devil) to bob around the universe, see what it can see, meet who it might meet (bring the camera, honey...).
5) World peace (it likes the irony of the devil providing this).
6) Spaghetti-Os, with the little sliced franks (can't find 'em anywhere).