The World's Worst Energy Drink →[More:]As you all know, LT is quite the connoisseur of those Frankenstein creations known as "energy drinks" - your Rockstars, your Monsters, your Red Bulls. But this morning I found one that literally tasted like Diet Sprite mixed with lawn shavings and aspirin - a neon-bright liquid that made the inside of my mouth gecko green.

One of the ingredients was listed as Horny Goat Weed. Now, one of the fun things about energy drinks is the unusual stuff they toss in along with the rocketfuel and the taurine/ginkgo biloba/etc.

In Rockstar, it's Milk Thistle, but Horny Goat Weed???

Their website says that drinking Socko "captures life in it's purest form!" - well, gauging by the anorexic-looking lady on the front page, I think she's been captured by whatever hideous effect Horny Goat Weed has on the human metabolism.

Scary, just scary.