MetaChat REGISTER   ||   LOGIN   ||   IMAGES ARE OFF   ||   RECENT COMMENTS




artphoto by splunge
artphoto by TheophileEscargot
artphoto by Kronos_to_Earth
artphoto by ethylene

Home

About

Search

Archives

Mecha Wiki

Metachat Eye

Emcee

IRC Channels

IRC FAQ


 RSS


Comment Feed:

RSS

06 June 2006

This Thread Speaks from the 10th Anniversary of Metachat! [More:] This thread talks about what Mechazens are doing 10 years from now.
Sitting in the basement, demanding the return of my red stapler if current trends are any indication.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 06 June | 13:53
I never expected your violent death. That was a doozy. We talked about it for months.
posted by ethylene 06 June | 13:54
But ten years from now, it wouldn't be the 10th anniversary, right?

In ten years I'll be in prison or dead.
posted by SassHat 06 June | 13:57
Either I'm married to someone from Metachat, or I have 26 cats.
posted by matildaben 06 June | 14:02
May I mention that today is first annivrsary of 9622v2?
posted by danostuporstar 06 June | 14:04
I've been retired for a year (just before I turn 40!) and am sailing around the world.

I wish.
posted by gaspode 06 June | 14:05
Hi, this is jonmc checking in from Queens County Hospital. The artificial liver is working out just great.
posted by jonmc 06 June | 14:07
I've got two kids (Nathaniel and Superfly), a lovely wife (or two), and am trying to work my way out of the sophomore slump following my best-selling first novel.
posted by Eideteker 06 June | 14:09
I'll be emailing you all from the basement of my parents home on the mountain top.

I will be happy. My parents will wonder what they did wrong and why their 40 year old daughter is determined to live with them forever.
posted by Lola_G 06 June | 14:26
send help please i have to go now
posted by Hugh Janus 06 June | 14:32
HAVE INVENTED INTERNET TELEGRAM STOP EXPECTING MILLIONS IN ROYALTIES ANY DAY STOP
ALL THOSE EXPECTING A LOAN FROM YOUR LONG TIME METACHAT BUDDY STOP


YRS TRLY
DANG WENTFORTHENBLUTH ESQ PHDOODLY
posted by Divine_Wino 06 June | 14:52
I'm currently taking applications for my new cabana boy, after having exhausted the previous two. Any takers?
posted by TrishaLynn 06 June | 15:00
My tits still look fabulous. Isn't that all that really matters?
posted by jrossi4r 06 June | 15:17
*is spooked the fuck out by ethylene's comment*

I'm convinced you hate me.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 June | 15:36
My days will be spent either songwriting or going to Republican functions with the usual politician's wife's plastic rictus grin.

Actually there's gotta be a song in that last phrase, pass me a pen, willya?
posted by bunnyfire 06 June | 15:38
Helloooooo from the crazy dog lady at the end of the block. : )
posted by sisterhavana 06 June | 15:56
Don't worry LT, I expected your violent death.

MUAHAHAHAHA!
posted by kyleg 06 June | 15:57
please help they burned my arm off hurry im very scared
posted by Hugh Janus 06 June | 16:01
I'll either be strung out or living in a small flat in Prague.

Or both. Hopefully both.
posted by cmonkey 06 June | 16:40
I'm posting with voice recognition software as the bones and joints in my fingers have become so brittle...
posted by safetyfork 06 June | 17:03
I hope to be one of the lucky recipients of the newly perfected back-transplant operation.
posted by mudpuppie 06 June | 17:11
im wendels clone and i am thismany yeres old
posted by wendell 06 June | 17:31
Living somewhere in Euroland, which is probably at war with Dictator for Life Bush (either jeb or dubya).
posted by amberglow 06 June | 17:33
I am posting from the grave. But then, I am still surprised that I lived this long, so who knows.
posted by dg 06 June | 18:09
Don't worry LT, I expected your violent death.

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Flagged as fantastic.
posted by Eideteker 06 June | 18:37
Well, that's three votes for the violent death of Lipstick Thespian! And that puts us over the top for this year's KILL LT Telethon!

All of us here would like to thank those of you who phoned in and contributed to ending LT's life! We couldn't have done it without you. You'll all be receiving a handsome matching tote bag and coffee mug set, adorned with the KILL LT logo!

Tune in this Saturday for LT's Televised Execution, with the Seattle Preparatory School Girl's Choir!
posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 June | 18:51
Doohickie and Mrs. Doohickie are bouncing our new grandbaby on our collective knee. Leah Victoria Doohickie is just plain adorable!
posted by Doohickie 06 June | 20:52
The Secret Service is still keeping tabs on me.
posted by trondant 06 June | 23:11
I've quit my day job since my mullet-rock/gospel fusion album just went platinum.
posted by muddgirl 06 June | 23:17
Either I'm married to someone from Metachat, or I have 26 cats.

Ditto.

And I don't really like cats.

More seriously....I'd like to have one more degree than I do now, not have to work quite so slavishly to get by, maybe have a book or so written, and be with someone wonderful. Maybe kids in the picture, maybe not, hard to tell. Depends on the whims of fertility, I suppose.
posted by Miko 07 June | 17:17
Remember my external hard drive problem? || Yesterday....We Love You!

HOME  ||   REGISTER  ||   LOGIN