Shoutout rollcall: To the lost, the forgotten, the quiet ones. Who's
never had a shoutout?
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If I don't die in transit, I'll do my best to make at least one master shoutout for all of the excluded, downtrodden, and forgotten among us. Time and conditions permitting, I'll customize a shoutout based on your personality!
And this thread has complete amnesty. You don't have to feel like an attentionwhore for doing this, because I'm asking you to. You can even e-mail me if you want. E-mail's in the profile. And no, it's not less special because you asked for it! It's more of a tipping point phenomenon. Once people see you being shouted-out, you will start getting shoutouts all the time. Act now, and with your $5 donation towards my gas money to Boston, I will have your personal shoutout posed with a hot MeCha girl or boy so that your cachet immediately goes through the roof!
All this because I love you guys, and I don't want to play favorites. Thank you for being cool, listening to my music, and (occasionally) finding me funny.