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20 June 2006

I'm not sure about this - if you are getting off with a robot, is it sex or just masturbation?
posted by dg 20 June | 20:00
is it sex or just masturbation


It's SCIENCE!
posted by jrossi4r 20 June | 20:23
I don't think you have to wait; it's kind of a fetish thing and already exists. No, I'm not going to find you any links.
posted by Miko 20 June | 20:39
It's just masturbation. Unless the robot has an orgasm. Then it's just freaky.
posted by delmoi 20 June | 21:12
This is where the Turing test comes in: if you can't tell the difference, there isn't any difference. Suppose they could fake orgasms real well?
posted by warbaby 20 June | 21:42
As long as they are not programmed to call my teapot 'puny human'.
posted by danostuporstar 20 June | 22:02
I'm pretty sure that all "robot" means is a machine that can accomplish work mechanically.
posted by Miko 20 June | 22:27
But is it ok to call your teapot short and stout?
posted by jrossi4r 20 June | 22:33
Mixed marriages never work. Some night you'd come home and find the robot screwing the toaster.
posted by Orange Swan 21 June | 00:04
Bwah ha ha, Orange Swan!
posted by overanxious ducksqueezer 21 June | 00:34
Are you ... fully functional?
posted by matildaben 21 June | 08:53
Tasha Yar and Data beat us to it.
posted by deborah 21 June | 15:34
Which seems to be what bean is hinting at...

*scurries away*
posted by deborah 21 June | 15:37
How much TV does $625/month buy? || Intimations of Robot Connubialism - Come See, Come See!

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