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16 June 2006

I'M CERTIFIED! You always knew I was certifiable, but now it's official... [More:]

This morning, I checked the status of my application for final teacher certification online at the New York State Department of Education website, and, after almost a year of purgatory, waiting for my application to be reviewed, my certificate has been "Issued."

I almost can't believe it... I tried calling the state this morning, just to put the cherry on the sundae, and to find out when I'd receive the paper in the mail, but I couldn't get through. Yesterday, it took me several hours to get through to someone, but finally I did. I even managed to talk to one of the elusive "evaluators"; she pulled my file, and, literally, five minutes later, completed the evaluation. I'm no longer in danger of being taken off payroll for an expired certificate.

My new certificate is also backdated to the expiration date of my previous one, which means I'm definitely tenured (i.e., guaranteed a job in NYC schools). Ten years ago, I didn't think much about job security or pensions, but now, the prospect of growing old at my desk doesn't seem so scary. (I can still write my books, right? And travel and get naked on the porch...).

Thanks to all, though, who kept fingers, toes, and various other appendages crossed... your support is greatly appreciated. In the past, I've tended to keep troubles to myself, but, I must say, it's been good having y'all there with me, virtually or otherwise.

For all Gotham dwellers, Jon and I are meeting at the White Horse, at 567 Hudson Street, later this afternoon, and all are welcome to join us in raising a celebratory glass.
Congratulations! I will take a raincheck on drinking with you, for I will be heading to the Mets-Orioles game this evening.

*uncrosses all appendages*

*books a massage*
posted by gaspode 16 June | 11:24
go pips, go pips

*does little dance, trips over own feet*
posted by jonmc 16 June | 11:24
Congratulations, Pips!!! That is good news indeed!
posted by Specklet 16 June | 11:25
Wish I could be there, Pips N' Pints, but alas, cannot. Congratulations! Feast on the young!
posted by Lipstick Thespian 16 June | 11:25
LET'S GO METS!

(sorry 'pode)
posted by jonmc 16 June | 11:25
YAAAAAYYY!
posted by rainbaby 16 June | 11:26
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 June | 11:28
YAY PIPS! : ) So happy for you!
posted by sisterhavana 16 June | 11:29
Finally! I had my fingers crossed for you.

Congratulations!

posted by SassHat 16 June | 11:30
(nah jonmc, the O's are gonna get their asses handed to them. At least it's by the Mets, who are my second team to support, and not that other NY team.)
posted by gaspode 16 June | 11:31
The White Horse, for those wishing to raise a glass in celebration.
posted by jonmc 16 June | 11:32
'pode, the Mets are tearing it UP this year, thanks to Wright, Beltran, Milledge, et al. LET'S GO METS!
posted by jonmc 16 June | 11:33
cheers!
posted by matteo 16 June | 11:38
Now teach those damn kids how to swear and shoot firecrackers, lady! Hurray for you!
posted by Divine_Wino 16 June | 11:38
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEE *kaff-kaff-hack-kaff ahem* EEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEHAW!

Congradges, Pips!

My heart says Mets but my memory says
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posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 11:40
meet us at the White Hoss, hugh? We'll be there from 3pm on and we'll wait for youse.
posted by jonmc 16 June | 11:42
'pode, the Mets are tearing it UP this year

...I know. Which is why the O's are gonna get their asses handed to them, as I said.
posted by gaspode 16 June | 11:42
I know. I'm just reveling in it.

*revels*
posted by jonmc 16 June | 11:45
Thanks so much everyone! I'm gettin' all misty here, truly...

Now, sit down and do your work... : )
posted by Pips 16 June | 11:50
I'll sit down, but I ain't workin', dammit.
posted by jonmc 16 June | 11:52
YAY!!!!!
posted by danf 16 June | 11:54
you GO guuuuurl!

we gotta drink to that soon!
posted by Joe Famous 16 June | 12:03
I might could show up for the 3pm shift if I handle business right. We'll see.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 June | 12:16
Cool Beans. Also, I just accidentally set off the elevator alarm with my pants pocket. I have a gift for very original stupid mistakes.
posted by jonmc 16 June | 12:23
I also found out that a co-worker of mine who I used to take smoke breaks with (and talk music with) but haven't seen in awhile was apparently shooting smack in the company washroom.
posted by jonmc 16 June | 12:26
Woo! Congrats!
posted by matildaben 16 June | 12:27
I can possibly get there by three but probably not and I don't know if I can drink with my stomach all carved out of my body sitting there on my apartment floor in bile and blood looking through the window at the mourning doves' nest (they wake me up at 7:15 every day), mourning lost time and goddamn endives, god damn them to hell.

Hope to see you there.
posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 12:30
Huzzah!

*throws confetti*
posted by deborah 16 June | 12:37
EEYAY Pips!
posted by chewatadistance 16 June | 12:39
Rock. and. Roll.
Whoooooo!
posted by Wolfdog 16 June | 12:47
yay! yay! pips. Now relax and enjoy NY school teaching!!!
posted by carmina 16 June | 12:55
Y'all are so great! Many, many thanks...

Extra recess for everyone!

(A+, essexjan!)
posted by Pips 16 June | 12:59
*returns to smoking dope in the parking lot*
posted by jonmc 16 June | 13:02
That's a good idea, it'll prolly calm my gut enough to take tha boose.
posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 13:12
Jonmc,

Check your work email, sucka!
posted by Divine_Wino 16 June | 13:13
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posted by krix 16 June | 13:23
Checked and answered, homeslice!
posted by jonmc 16 June | 13:26
Wow, Pips! Congratulations!!!!!
posted by small_ruminant 16 June | 13:26
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posted by taz 16 June | 13:56
Congratulations, Pips! It takes guts, stamina and a huge amount of commitment (not to mention imagination, intelligence, etc etc etc) to do what you do. Respect to you.
posted by elizard 16 June | 14:19
Congratulations, Pips, that's really an accomplishment to be proud of. You probably worked your ass off for this.

You're going to be very popular with the kids, because of your smile. They're going to think of you as the cool, funky teacher that's fun to be around.

I can't believe no one uploaded Hot For Teacher by Van Halen yet.
posted by iconomy 16 June | 14:46
Congrats, Miss Pips! You earned yourself a drink, next time.
If I may, here's my mashup version, Hot for Family by Fam Halen.
posted by Hellbient 16 June | 15:08
Congratulations! And may I say, better you than me. It takes a special and beautiful form of madness to teach high school kids - congrats again.
posted by mygothlaundry 16 June | 16:17
Congrats, Pips!
posted by LeeJay 16 June | 22:01
Taz made me a cake! A deeeelicious cake! (I'm not sharing, so there... what kind of example am I?)

Thanks again, everyone... this is one I'll reread on those rough days... now I can relax and think about summer (one of the perks of being a teacher). A little reading, a little writing, a little snoozing on the porch... a pitcher of margaritas, I mean, Kool-Aid... : )

Love you all...
posted by Pips 17 June | 12:50
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