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08 June 2006

Monkey Chow.

post by: togdon at: 11:35 | 8 comments

I must be desperate. When I saw he'd lost 5lbs in as many days, for a fleeting moment I actually considered eating monkey chow as a sensible weight-loss method.

posted by essexjan 08 June | 11:45

Also, the slightly more in depth blog version which I believe he links to approximately 75 times on the page above. Note this gem:

No, it is not diet monkey chow. It is monkey chow diet. When monkeys need to lose weight, they are simply given less chow.

posted by togdon 08 June | 11:49

*starts slamming Feeding Tube on the table*

"More Chow! More Chow, or no more dancing!"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 08 June | 11:52

Monkey Chow Vodka Shots

posted by togdon 08 June | 11:52

fun to read. thanks togdon.

posted by mcgraw 08 June | 12:19

He's a cutie. A little weird, though.

posted by Specklet 08 June | 14:03

/depresses lever frantically

posted by porpoise 08 June | 16:44

Stays crisp in milk.

posted by Pips 08 June | 17:20

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