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08 June 2006

Who would win in a fight: Mr Clean or The Brawny Man?

post by: sciurus at: 10:21 | 19 comments

A better question: which one is the top and which ones the bottom?

posted by jonmc 08 June | 10:22

No contest. Mr. Clean wields a cutlass.

That's an answer to jonmc's question, too.

posted by Hugh Janus 08 June | 10:23

Well, I was also going to ask which was the better lover after we settled who'd win in a fight.

posted by sciurus 08 June | 10:23

If Mr. Clean gets a cutlass doesn't Brawny Man get himself a woodaxe?

posted by sciurus 08 June | 10:24

Mr Clean. No ifs, ands or buts.

This too is an answer to jonmc's question.

posted by grabbingsand 08 June | 10:24

Mr. Clean, totally. The Brawny man is a strange, fey creature, prone to crying fits. Mr. Clean is the real thing and I swear I saw him at a bar in Charleston in the mid 80s, eating fried oysters. It was the one and the only Mr. Clean, it was, I know it was.

posted by mygothlaundry 08 June | 10:24

Mmmmm. Fried oysters. Yum.

Seems Brawny's had a makeover? Didn't he used to havea mustache?

posted by rainbaby 08 June | 10:26

I think the old brawny man had an accident with a bull moose.

posted by sciurus 08 June | 10:27

The Man From Glad would kick both their asses without marring his suit.

posted by Capn 08 June | 10:29

The Jolly Green Giant would stomp all three into goo without even breaking a sweat. Ho-ho-ho...

posted by jonmc 08 June | 10:33

Old Brawny Man had a definite Tom Of Finland air about him.

posted by grabbingsand 08 June | 10:35

Oh yeah, like any of them would stand a chance against the 50 foot woman. Morans.

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posted by iconomy 08 June | 10:36

I always wanted to set the Jolly Green Giant against the Keebler Elves.

posted by sciurus 08 June | 10:37

Yea,,, yea. But what I really want to know is which one is a top and which is the bottom?

posted by jelly 08 June | 10:38

Cause, the green jiant just called and is hard up for a date

posted by jelly 08 June | 10:40

If only there was a way to settle this once and for all

posted by Capn 08 June | 10:41

That raccoon is scared and is going to take the first chance it can to escape. The eagle's already made it. The deer is acting as lookout for the raccoon.

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posted by essexjan 08 June | 10:43

Oh yeah, like any of them would stand a chance against the 50 foot woman. Morans.

Look closely, there's like 3 dudes on the freeway running away, and three other dudes just standing there looking up her dress.

posted by Capn 08 June | 10:43

Mr. Clean, no question

posted by amberglow 08 June | 18:17

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