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14 June 2006

Okay, Last Post from LT Du Jour: A Challenge! →[More:] As I will miss your pink-nubbined faces all night as I toil in theatric obscurity - I give you a challenge! I demand a 100-comment response to this post.

Do with it what you will (outside of closing comments, Admins!) They have to be good ones, no filler.

Here's the topic: You, LT and an exotic plant are the last surviving things on the planet. What happens?

There will be prizes given for Most Original Post, 25th, 50th, 75th and 100th post.

Have at it, lapins!

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 18:19 | 25 comments

I'll get you started with this comment - I will be home at midnight tonight, PST. Contest ends then.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 14 June | 18:20

I blast off on the exotic rocketship-plant, leaving you stranded in your own egotistical vanity thread! Wahahahahhahaha!

posted by agropyron 14 June | 18:24

(And yes, there are rocketship-plants.)

posted by agropyron 14 June | 18:31

I know what I'd like to be doing tonight.

posted by jelly 14 June | 18:43

*stamps foot, crosses arms angrily*

And where were you? Off with one of your little acting gigs while I had to stay here and water the plant? Do you think this plant waters itself? Just WHO are you acting for, hmmm? I'll bet you forgot to pick up the fertilizer again, didn't you?

posted by redvixen 14 June | 18:52

I use the juice of the berries of the exotic plant to write a story for LT, who is still suffering night terrors from that production he was in, all those years ago.

posted by Triode 14 June | 18:53

Cock.

posted by mike9322 14 June | 19:12

FADE IN:

EXT. WASTELAND

LT is sitting on a rock, staring dejectedly at The Plant.

LT
Well. It's just me and you now. I wish you could talk or something.

The plant rustles, giving silent agreement.

INT. BOMB SHELTER

cmonkey is sitting in a large chair in a dimly lit futuristic room, surrounded by computers with blinking lights. He is sipping a beer and watching LT and The Plant on a bank of surveillance monitors set into a security console with lots of buttons on it. He strokes his chin and mutters:

CMONKEY
Haha, my plan is working. He believes he is the last human left, alone with that plant until the day he dies. Let's see how he likes my next surprise.

We see cmonkey reach over an press a button marked "HORDE OF ROBOTIC CLOWNS".

posted by cmonkey 14 June | 19:14

I offer the plant my big hairy throbbing pistil and we breed a race of of drunken photosynthesizing superbeings. We keep you around to water the children.

posted by jonmc 14 June | 19:35

It obviously starts with me beating you over the head repeatedly with the plant while yelling "What did you do to make this happen, you fuckwit!!!!" After that, it depends on what's left of you or the plant, but it ends with me playing solitaire on my laptop for the rest of my life.

posted by wendell 14 June | 20:09

*calls dibs on 'top bunk'*

posted by danostuporstar 14 June | 20:27

*steps from behind monkey puzzle tree, pulls pistol out of hidden pocket in her evening gown*

We meet again.

posted by elizard 14 June | 21:00

THIS

posted by SassHat 14 June | 21:55

IDEA

posted by SassHat 14 June | 21:59

posted by SassHat 14 June | 22:00

COMPLETELY

posted by SassHat 14 June | 22:06

AND

posted by SassHat 14 June | 22:14

UTTERLY

posted by SassHat 14 June | 22:23

WITHOUT

posted by SassHat 14 June | 23:03

FAIL

posted by SassHat 14 June | 23:20

oh fuck it I'm too tired for this

posted by SassHat 14 June | 23:29

posted by arse_hat 16 June | 00:33

posted by arse_hat 16 June | 00:34

posted by arse_hat 16 June | 00:35

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