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I don't have any of those satanic portable communicator devices. I'll be at COCA from 7pm on and afterwards we shall retire to Clarke's crib (just around the corner) for further festivities, imbibements, and socializing.
Perhaps we could negotiate some discrete fondling in a more private setting.