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01 June 2006

Hi, I'm new here. Can I get you a beer?
post by: Vive La Biere at: 07:58 | 51 comments
Oh yes indeedy.
posted by JanetLand 01 June | 07:59
Hi! I'll take two, please.
posted by taz 01 June | 08:00
FIRSTSECONDTHIRD BEER!!
Oh, umm, 4th.
*glares at taz*
posted by danostuporstar 01 June | 08:02
Tetleys Smooth please.
Oh, and get some sweet chilli crisps while you're up.
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posted by seanyboy 01 June | 08:07
(Taps a keg of Victory Golden Monkey, another of Hoegaarden, and tosses seanyboy a can of Tetleys Smooth.)

(Puts a few burgers and dogs on the barbeque.)
posted by Vive La Biere 01 June | 08:12
Welcome! I'll take a Grasshopper with Lemon (of course). Mmmmm, beer.
posted by LunaticFringe 01 June | 08:13
Iced tea, please.

Chili crisps should not be sweet! that's ... just so wrong.

Welcome Vive la Biere ( as in Switzerland?). Don't eat the brown acid, even if one of the mods tells you it's clean. (I'm pretty sure that iconomy licks all the free samples.)
posted by reflecked 01 June | 08:15
Beer for breakfast? Aw, what the hell. Welcome!

*grabs a lawn chair*

Hey, seanyboy, mind if I try some of those crazy chips you got there?
posted by elizard 01 June | 08:20
(busts out the creme de menthe, creme de cacao, and cream for LunaticFringe.)

(makes an unsweetened iced tea for reflecked, and passes it along with a bowl of sugar.)

Well reflected, I didn't realize Vive la Biere had anything to do with Switzerland. But now that I know, I want to go!

And beer for breakfast... well, it's not every day I throw a get to know me party.

posted by Vive La Biere 01 June | 08:24
Shiner Bock, please.
posted by sarah connor 01 June | 08:25
Welcome! *buys Vive La Biere a beer*
posted by sciurus 01 June | 08:26
Just bring me a pitcher of Bud.
posted by jonmc 01 June | 08:32
I'll have a Babycham thanks!
posted by dodgygeezer 01 June | 08:33
Thanks sciurus, but the bar's on me today :-)

(Tosses jonmc a cold can of Bud. I knew there was I reason I bought that case of Bud.)

(pops the cork on a bottle of Babycham.)
posted by Vive La Biere 01 June | 08:39
some peanuts might be nice.
posted by jonmc 01 June | 08:42
(tells jonmc where the corner market is.)
posted by Vive La Biere 01 June | 08:44
*loads gun, goes over to corner market*

you need anything, man?
posted by jonmc 01 June | 08:51
A Hefe Weiss, please.
posted by Doohickie 01 June | 08:52
Do you have peppermint tea?
posted by flopsy 01 June | 08:56
jonmc: just need a clone to keep tending the bar and the bar-b-que :-)

(puts out plates of burgers and dogs. tosses doohickie a hefeweissen and muddles some mint for flopsy.)
posted by Vive La Biere 01 June | 09:04
Pacifico, please. And jonmc can have my share of preservatives. :D

I can fill in for ya Vive if ya need a chamber break and such.
posted by chewatadistance 01 June | 09:07
*buys Vive La Biere a bear*
posted by sciurus 01 June | 09:11
(tells jonmc where the corner market is.)
Haha...I like this person.

I hate beer, but if you're in a buying mood I'll take a new laptop.

What? I like to aim high.
posted by iconomy 01 June | 09:16
Hey jonmc, my daughter could use some maxipads, while you are there. . .it'll throw off the cops, anyway. . .a robber going out the door with menstrual supplies.
posted by danf 01 June | 09:28
I'll take a newcastle brown please. Thanks, Vive La Biere!
posted by gaspode 01 June | 09:34
I'd like something in a locally brewed Amber please. And do you have tater tots here?
posted by matildaben 01 June | 09:56
I hate beer, but if you're in a buying mood I'll take a new laptop.


You'll have to negotiate with jonmc on that one. I don't have a gun *or* a mask.

chewatadistance: I'd love a little break, thanks!

(finds some shade under a tree. drinks a nice cold one.)
posted by Vive La Biere 01 June | 10:00
* tears open crisps, and places them in the middle of the table for all to eat. *

What do you mean - Not Crisps. I'll have none of your American "They're Chips" talk here.
posted by seanyboy 01 June | 10:10
mmm sweet chili chips. yum!

they're chips. so are fries. we kiwis are nothing if not confused.
posted by gaspode 01 June | 10:12
Oooh kiwi! Confused kiwi is even better.

*makes fruit salad*
posted by iconomy 01 June | 10:14
Do you have any limes? If so, I'll have a Pacifico also, along with my huevos rancheros order.
posted by danf 01 June | 10:14
I like Trappist ale. How about snaring a few?
posted by Smart Dalek 01 June | 10:17
(suggests that Smart Dalek try a Golden Monkey instead.)
posted by Vive La Biere 01 June | 10:30
Got an Anchor Steam in there?

(welcome!)
posted by small_ruminant 01 June | 10:31
Can I get a Natty Boh?
posted by Hugh Janus 01 June | 11:00
Can I get you a beer?


Does the Pope shit in the woods? A more relevant question is why you haven't bought me one already. And thanks for the beer.
posted by trondant 01 June | 11:09
Is it beer time already? That magic moment when one switches from coffee to beer? Awesome. PBR, thanks.
posted by mygothlaundry 01 June | 11:21
No, but thank you.
posted by Eideteker 01 June | 11:26
I'll have what everyone is having, thanks.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 June | 11:45
Can I get a Natty Boh?


I ♥ Hugh
posted by gaspode 01 June | 12:22
Anything but whey and cider.
posted by ethylene 01 June | 12:34
I'll have a really spicy bloody mary if you've got one. Otherwise a nice Belgian beer.
posted by kmellis 01 June | 12:35
Whatta buncha thirsty peeps. But good taste they have.
posted by chewatadistance 01 June | 12:42
Free beer? That's my favorite brand!
posted by me3dia 01 June | 13:01
hey! good to meet ya! You sound like you know about beers. Catch me something you like. Cold, please.
posted by carmina 01 June | 13:14
I'd like a lovely Honey Lager from Ethiopia, please. And dinner's on me, Viva.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 01 June | 14:01
Taking beer from strangers is my favorite thing...
posted by SassHat 01 June | 16:49
A nice barleywine with a side of pepperoncinis, if you please.

Always happy to get to know the bartenders.

I like this place...'s'got character(s)...
posted by croctommy 01 June | 17:05
How did I miss the free beer thread? Dang!
posted by jrossi4r 01 June | 17:19
Where'd everyone go?

*rolls in new keg*

(welcome, none-the-less!)
posted by Pips 01 June | 17:27
Ummm...fresh kegs

*wiggles mug hopefully*
posted by croctommy 01 June | 17:33
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