In the bathtub, you mean?

No, no, by inviting the family pets over for a little snack.

No, by tying little sponges to the feet of trained roaches.

Gah, if you train them, you have to pay them Mr. Bubble wages.

what the hell is happening in this one?

i don't like it when the internet gives me nightmares...

I want to post to the rat one, but if I comment that

if this is from metachat, you are in big big trouble

I'm sure Jess will ban me. Forever.

This was the best MeFi thread evah!

imho of course

lollerskates, Doohickie - That should be our fucking motto: "if this is from metachat, you are in big big trouble"

Gah! FIRE. NEED FIRE NOW.

Anecdotal: I've seen the rat-in-bowl thing. I didn't believe my roommate, and he was freaking the fuck out. "Dude, you must be high." And then I saw it.

Tangenting, we had one of those dangerous halogen floor lamps. Our hovel wasn't sealed well. Large outdoor moths and other insects constantly burst into flames on it. Once a particularly juicy something or other met it's doom on the superheated glass, was smoking noxiously, and he climbed up to blow it out.

Fine and good except he inhaled a bit too much right before attempting to blow it out.

He swears that this insects crematory gases were psychoactive if not outright hallucinogenic. I remember him going all funny, wobbling off the chair he was standing on and shambling over to the couch to sit back down again. "Duuuude. Why the fuck am I so high!? This isn't right!"

OH.
MY.
GOD.

I would be tossing the dishes out with tongs.
Which I would then also toss out.

While screaming. And crying. And browsing apartment listings.

*shudder*

Is that something that people in big cities just get used to? I don't know if I could deal.

Evariste's comment made me LoL. And I don't do that lightly.

I had a co-worker/friend who did the same thing. She ended up tossing the dishes and getting a new dishwasher because roach parts kept showing up.
*barf*

If this is from MetaChat, you are in big trouble.

That is so an angry parent response. We're naughty little scamps! Are we going to get a spanking?!

*lines up for spanking*

Man, that thread was nothing compard to the Poop Coach one.