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27 June 2006

Conspiracy or a healthy, good time for all? [More:] In related news today, I saw an article for the "green apple pill"...
Do they have any data on whether fellatio also fights prostate cancer?
posted by Hugh Janus 27 June | 12:41
That would be gay!
posted by matildaben 27 June | 12:51
Test product is 100% vegetarian.

But the test itself isn't.
posted by danostuporstar 27 June | 12:53
Hugh,no, but frequent ejaculation may.

Win/win.

This reads like a joke. "Women suspected of perfomring frequent fellatio" The doc saying "I make it a practice to fellate every other night" and then "those women who for whatever reason, can't do so two or more times a week"

(yeah, I'm just remembering the quotes, so what)
posted by rainbaby 27 June | 12:56
I wonder if cunnilingus prevents tongue cancer...
posted by sciurus 27 June | 13:02
"Women suspected of perfomring frequent fellatio"

What were the first clues? Bruised Cheeks? Stained Dressfronts? Well-worn kneepads?
posted by jonmc 27 June | 13:11
It most certainly does, sciurus. If you ask nicely, I may help you out. Then, maybe you can help me prevent breast cancer.

And this totally reads like a joke.
posted by Specklet 27 June | 13:13
* opens breast cancer prevention clinic *
posted by warbaby 27 June | 13:15
Definately a joke...but the second link is interesting. I've heard broccolli has the opposite effect. Wasn't there an askme about improving semen taste?
posted by danostuporstar 27 June | 13:22
Being the tester for that would have to rank at the absolute bottom of the lousy part-time jobs list, I imagine.
posted by jonmc 27 June | 13:26
Clearly this requires more research. I suggest that women who would like to take part in this ground-breaking study meet me at my place.
posted by clevershark 27 June | 13:27
Has to be a joke. What doctor will say that she makes a point of performing fellatio every other night? And that women should "make it a part of their daily routine"? Does it have to be the same guy? ;^) Can you just see women walking in to their local pharmacies?
Woman: "Excuse me, I'm trying to prevent breast cancer."
Male Pharmacist: "Well excuse me while I whip this out.."
posted by redvixen 27 June | 13:36
Well, now was definitely not the time to invest in that aspargus farm.
posted by bonehead 27 June | 13:58
Y'all are noticing, aren't you, that it's not a CNN URL?
posted by mudpuppie 27 June | 14:41
Still banned from Slashnet... || Neato Travel Site

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