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01 June 2006

This Post is for the Adoration of Taz. →[More:] Any other comments will be deleted by the Admin.

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 17:58 | 38 comments

She makes the most delicious birthday cakes.

posted by matildaben 01 June | 18:07

I hope the Greeks realise there is a goddess in their midst.

posted by essexjan 01 June | 18:09

Waaaah?!! Gee Wilikers, LT, what did I do to deserve this?

posted by taz 01 June | 18:17

The Adoration of the Taz*:
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*Shown here as a child.

posted by mullacc 01 June | 18:17

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Standing here in your presence is the greatest honor we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetimes.

posted by stilicho 01 June | 18:21

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posted by Eideteker 01 June | 18:28

Waaaah?!! Gee Wilikers, LT, what did I do to deserve this?

Appreciate a skillful public suckup when you find it, sister.

You're pretty much ok in my book. I've always felt you had potential, at any rate. :D

*ducks potential missiles*

posted by reflecked 01 June | 18:33

It's not the potential missiles that hurt, it's the kinetic ones.

posted by warbaby 01 June | 18:39

Galaxy Quest is one of my all-time favorite movies. And taz is ravishingly beautiful.

posted by mike9322 01 June | 18:43

Can this post also be for starting rumors about taz?

posted by iconomy 01 June | 18:48

Well, I've heard that she used a lawnmower on a neighbour's landing strip, but it may have been a part-time job. She DOES moonlight.

posted by reflecked 01 June | 18:52

I happen to know that she is a very skillful, patient, and experienced "web designer", which is a euphemism if I ever heard one.

I don't know this personally; I heard it from dodgygeezer. Apparently they have "meet-ups", and do a lot of "shout outs". Uh-huh.

posted by iconomy 01 June | 18:59

I know a little something about Taz, a roadie, and a vat of creamed corn.

But I'm not at liberty to say any more than that....

posted by mudpuppie 01 June | 19:00

she used a lawnmower on a neighbour's landing strip

Does that have anything to do with snatch-waxing?

posted by matildaben 01 June | 19:05

more like part-time guerilla gardening, matildaben.

posted by reflecked 01 June | 19:25

Taz is openhearted and generous. And beautiful and creative and talented.

posted by Miko 01 June | 19:26

with 2 r's; she's a good speller.

posted by reflecked 01 June | 19:27

I apologize; I hadn't thought of that phrase being a naughty euphemism.

posted by reflecked 01 June | 19:29

Taz ROCKS! in the non-geological sense of the term

posted by dhruva 01 June | 19:35

Oh yeah, taz is awesome, fer sure.

posted by Divine_Wino 01 June | 19:48

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Nah, it's been done. Taz is damned bright, though.

posted by elizard 01 June | 20:06

That's you, taz.

posted by carmina 01 June | 21:46

What is this taz that everyone is raving about and where can I get one? All the cool kids love taz!

posted by jrossi4r 01 June | 21:49

part-time guerilla gardening

Which explains why she's keeping Alan Titchmarsh chained up in her garden shed.

Of course, everything at MetaChat is a naughty euphemism. "Bunnyhead", yeah. Yeah, show me your "Mecha" and I'll "bump" your "shouting thread" and "whuffle" all over your "OMG", your "YSI" AND your "IRC"... But I must confess, I've never geezed a dodgy.

And taz is awesome, ifyouknowwhatimean, winkwink, nudgenudge; she can "Blame Wendell" any time she wants.

posted by wendell 01 June | 21:51

my nephews all have Taz t-shirts, which is pretty cool. I dropped by the other day and they all ran at the door yelling "Taz power!!!!" and then they vogued around in various superhero postures. The whole effect was quite delightful, as you can imagine.

posted by scody 01 June | 21:52

jrossi watch out, you are next.

posted by carmina 01 June | 22:00

(((taz)))

posted by deborah 01 June | 22:46

♥ taz

posted by gaspode 01 June | 22:50

When, over all the distance, and still felt through the screen, a person's kindness is that apparent, one can only conclude that she is an extraordinary person.
Taz, your kindness has meant so much to me. Thank you.

posted by jelly 01 June | 22:58

The closet with the pictures, the candles, the incense, the human sacrifices is not enough?

posted by arse_hat 01 June | 23:03

♥ taz
posted by gaspode 01 June | 22:50

♣ taz, drag back to cave, then ♥ taz.

posted by Eideteker 01 June | 23:13

You guys are funny. And sweet.

Also, why do I have a bump on my head and wax all over my hands?

posted by taz 02 June | 00:18

I don't just love Taz. I LUURVE Taz.

posted by SassHat 02 June | 01:13

Also, why do I have a bump on my head and wax all over my hands?

*calls Madame Tussauds' to see if any of the figures have been molested recently*

posted by iconomy 02 June | 09:02

If all it took was being a good person, there'd be a lot more people like Taz running around. She's proof, though, that there must be more to it: a special kind of wink, or a twice-big heart, or a knack for shaking the truth into the rest of us without breaking any bones. Is it a surplus of equanimity? A penchant for friendliness? All of the above, and a bunch more, all fused together, add up to make Taz, whom I like a lot and learn from even more. Thanks.

posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 10:00

*hugs taz, only to make dodgygeezer jealous*

posted by me3dia 02 June | 10:13

ΘαΩ!!!

posted by safetyfork 02 June | 12:20

Taz is warm and welcoming and wonderful and full of everything that is good in this world. Even the things that don't start with 'W.'

Nothin' but love for you, lady.

posted by wimpdork 02 June | 18:10

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