Deprecating MeFi Posts Deprecating Dads. →[More:]Four cards, one making fun of being poor, one making fun of physical abuse (at the expense of sexual, mental, and emotional abuse), one making fun of jail, and one making fun of drunk driving.

I may be unique--and my MeFi login is too Googlable to test this theory, which is why I'm here with a less Googlable Sock Muppet--but I've got dirt poor drug abusing sexual rapist deviant bastards that beat the snot out of me between jail stints for DUIs in spades for dads (note the plural, they were all rotten).

If you're going to mock bad dads you could at least try harder.