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01 June 2006

pee pee games ok, what games do you play while peeing? i'd bet this is mostly directed to other men, but ladies, feel free to chime in.

post by: nitsuj at: 15:17 | 21 comments

sometimes when i pee i try to synchronize the end of the flush-swirl with the last drop of pee to come out. i have varied success.

discuss.

posted by nitsuj 01 June | 15:17

PEEING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 01 June | 15:19

If there's a streak or a stain or just a single stubborn klingon - I'll try to do some pressure-jet cleaning work.

posted by porpoise 01 June | 15:20

This is where my last secret gets aired on the internets: I keep a little solitaire game in the bathroom and not only do I play it, I use it as an oracle. Like, if I get a perfect score? Good day. Can't win and the kids are banging on the bathroom door yelling, Come ON Mom I gotta GO? Bad day.

posted by mygothlaundry 01 June | 15:23

I keep a deck of cards on top of the toilet. I toss them in and pee on them... texas hold 'em style.

posted by bjork24 01 June | 15:26

I piss as hard as I can into the deepest part of the water, then look over my shoulder and grin, "Hear that, baby? I've got deep sound. DEEP SOUND!"

posted by Hugh Janus 01 June | 15:28

How Long 'Til the Bleeding Stops?

posted by PinkStainlessTail 01 June | 15:29

Jump Rope

posted by jonmc 01 June | 15:29

I usually, if I stand, look at the color and clarity of my urine. . .and also notice any smell. . .

But then I obsess about what's going on in my body, a bit too much.

In honor of MGL's post. . .I also do this. . .if *it* is in scared turtle mode, I stretch it out. . .just because. . .

posted by danf 01 June | 15:31

Every morning I pee straight up in the air and then do a little Matrix dodge the bullets thing in slo-mo with the resulting "pissy drizzle"*, then I mop up and change out of my rubber pjs. Helps me get my head in the game for work.

*Thanks Ween.

posted by Divine_Wino 01 June | 15:32

Naw, man like Richard Pryor before me, I can lie in bed and pee in the toilet.

posted by jonmc 01 June | 15:33

When I'm at a strangers house I like to take the opportunity to mark my territory. But that is not a game.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 01 June | 15:37

If the gimp makes the slightest twitch during the water sports, the roleplay is more likely to end in a puddle of his blood.

posted by danostuporstar 01 June | 15:42

SWORDFIGHT!

posted by Divine_Wino 01 June | 15:50

Don't cross the streams!

posted by ethylene 01 June | 15:52

Televised national competitional chess.

posted by chewatadistance 01 June | 16:07

When using the facilities in a public location that I don't like, I often tip the urinal by tossing a quarter in. You know, make a wish...

I picked this up from Bob Lemon. When he was working at Veco, there was a dime in the urinal for about a week. Then one day Bob gets his hand wet in the sink and comes out holding a dime, saying "Anybody lose a dime?"

What with inflation and all, I raised it $0.15.

posted by warbaby 01 June | 16:14

I always stop peeing suddenly midway, just so that I'm in good practice if an emergency happens, I can get cease the flow and go save the day.

posted by SassHat 01 June | 17:04

I always stop peeing suddenly midway, just so that I'm in good practice if an emergency happens, I can get cease the flow and go save the day.

Help! Help! Someone's set fire to me!!!!

posted by danf 01 June | 17:22

*still laughing about jump rope*

posted by taz 01 June | 17:56

Don't cross the streams!

Attempt to drill a hole through the (unfortunately named) urinal cake, ALA Sink the Wizmark.

posted by kirkaracha 02 June | 01:55

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