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06 June 2006

06.06.06 - It's the 6th of the June, 2006 (or soon will be where you are). Isn't evil stuff supposed to happen? All I could find was a website devoted to listening to metal band Slayer all day and not going to work. Quick, though, grab your tin-foil hat right now!
I've heard its also Beatdown-Someone-with-a-bad-EMO-Haircut-Day but that was only a rumor.
posted by fenriq 06 June | 00:22
Tag whoever's born at 06:06. They're It.
i really wanted to make the 06:06 post but i aint gonna make it, i didn't even notice when the clock changed again.

btw: totally fine with the emo beat down, for satan and all
posted by ethylene 06 June | 00:24
Well, I just finished typing a three-day final for my AP English students. Does that count as evil?

(actually, it's only forty-five minutes per day, so not so evil, I suppose)

*adds another essay question/checks for cloven hooves*
posted by Pips 06 June | 00:46
Well now there's this comment from the Church of Satan:

For those needing some quotes for their articles, here are some thoughts on this occasion by our High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore:

For Satanists, numbers are just numbers, and June 6, 2006 is a day like any other. We are amused by Christians superstitiously being afraid of this number, as well as the date—which is not mentioned in any scriptures. Since we enjoy mocking irrationality in all its forms, we embraced this day to have a celebration of our organization’s freedom from such nonsensical fears. Anton Szandor LaVey called Satanism a “Cosmic Joy Buzzer” to emphasize our function as iconoclasts and pranksters, so going where others “fear to tread” is par for our course.

We are not afraid of 666, nor do we hold it in any particular regard—it is the same with the number 13. Historically, 666 is the name of Emperor Nero reduced to its numerological value through Hebrew Gematria. Satanists think this is quaint, but of no real value except for a record of the lengths people will go to force significance where none exists, objectively speaking.

Satanists are epicurean, skeptical atheists who see Satan as a symbol of pride, individualism, and the quality of questioning all dogmas. The word in Hebrew means “adversary” and so we are each “Satans” to the doctrines that would have people use faith instead of reason to understand the universe in which we live. Our goal is to enjoy this, the only life we have and not waste it in anticipation of a mythical afterlife or an imagined apocalypse.

We’ve heard that there are people who are on one hand trying to have children on this date, and others who are trying to delay or advance their deliveries to avoid it. We find this to be grotesquely primitive. Our suggestion would be to let nature take its course, since the Satanic position is always to embrace and flow with Nature, and to drop such ignorant beliefs as they are truly unfitting for those who live in the 21st Century.

Take from that what you will.
posted by sjvilla79 06 June | 00:49
My birth mother always said she felt sorry for satan. Kicked outta heaven and all.

Never attended any "formal" church for him, though, far as I know.
posted by Pips 06 June | 01:19
My birth mother always said she felt sorry for satan. Kicked outta heaven and all.

I heard he was kicked out for snarking on the front page of www.metaheaven.co.uk
Or self posting,

or for making weak self referential jokes.
posted by seanyboy 06 June | 02:44
It's reign(ing) in blood here in SLAYERsville and it's not even 7am yet!
posted by safetyfork 06 June | 05:57
From the link:
Angel Of Death - The most well known thrash track in the genre, and one that I suspect Slayer probably wish they wouldn't have to play again.  But they still will be when they're fifty.  I can only imagine peoples faces when they first caught an earful of this.  A generation of tight jean wearing, white trainer and long haired freaks headbanging in unison in front of their ghetto blasters.
May the punks and the longhairs live in unison in all towns across the globe! Rise up ye faithless army o freaks and slay on!
posted by safetyfork 06 June | 06:03
Ann Coulter's new book gets released today. That's pretty evil.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 06 June | 08:45
PinkStainlessTail, Ann Coulter is loser evil though, its just inflammatory rantings of an ego-suck.
posted by fenriq 06 June | 12:43
Well, I watched the most recent Docter Who episode today. So very appropriate.
posted by kmellis 06 June | 16:02
Let's go do stuff || Radio Sexpig Starring LT, Sasshat and Elizard - on now!

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