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You've got it backwards, weretable. She works for the NSA and is spying on us.
She's head of the Joint US Committee on Cat/Bunny/Snakes (on planes) Terrorism. If the animals are planning a turrist attack, she will be the first to know.
I think she hasn't posted because she is worried about the kind of internet stalkers who check your profile to see if you've posted (Guilty!).
I actually feel bad about this post, Wimpy D. I feel like I invaded your privacy a little - I just thought it amazing you of all people had never posted anything to the front page.
If you're irritated, I'll eat the blame. Sorry for stepping on you like that.