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05 June 2006

Another possibly tiresome metachat dream, but I think it's funny →[More:]

There was a big meet up in my house. All the guys sat around the living room and solemnly showed each other their hoo hoo dillys one at a time, then zipped back up. Women kept trying on my clothes. And while it was cool that there was a full size functioning auditorium in my house. . . .skits are a bad idea. Then, ominously, in the garden, there was a bunny head on a stick.

post by: rainbaby at: 08:52 | 29 comments

So my hoo hoo dilly was biggest, right?

posted by jonmc 05 June | 09:01

Did I win the hoo hoo dilly contest? I did, didn't I?

posted by mike9322 05 June | 09:01

*shakes fist at jon*

Heh.

posted by mike9322 05 June | 09:02

I did not see jonmc's dilly. We talked a bit in the kitchen and he seemed nice. mike, I assume you were in the cabana where you belong.

posted by rainbaby 05 June | 09:07

*walks away whistling, dragging hoo hoo dilly behind him*

posted by jonmc 05 June | 09:07

That's true. I'm not allowed out of the cabana for hoo hoo dilly contests because it's not fair to the other guys.

posted by mike9322 05 June | 09:10

*throws hoo hoo dilly over shoulder, gently leads mike back to the cabana*

posted by jonmc 05 June | 09:11

*drops hoo hoo dilly out of cabana tower, rapunzel-style*

posted by mike9322 05 June | 09:12

Were we solomn because of the skits? Or because the women were more interested in your clothes than our whatsits?

posted by danostuporstar 05 June | 09:12

...bunny head on a stick.

"The horror! The horror!"

posted by Pips 05 June | 09:13

It was like a solemn, quiet, but not overly sexual ceremony, lit only by candles. Some women were doing it too, just unzipping and flashing woo woos. It was quiet, so I thought nobody was having fun, but maybe it was like a preliminary thing. Or a thrid grade thing. I dunno.

The bunny head impailed on a stick was what woke me up, yup.

posted by rainbaby 05 June | 09:20

rainbaby, can I keep the scarf?

posted by Pips 05 June | 09:29

Sure you can, Pips. But I must disclose that I never wear decorative scarves. Just use them sometimes - that's why you found them in the special drawer.

posted by rainbaby 05 June | 09:41

Your dreams are so literal.

posted by kmellis 05 June | 09:41

Actually, I edit out the non-literal parts in the interest of clarity. I think it makes the always potentially tedious dream sharing less so.

posted by rainbaby 05 June | 09:50

74" scarf.

posted by danostuporstar 05 June | 09:52

Much obliged.

Hmmmm.... silky.

posted by Pips 05 June | 09:53

Your dreams are so literal.

How do you know the hoo hoo dillies didn't symbolize cigars?

posted by taz 05 June | 10:11

it was probably a dream about cigars.

posted by taz 05 June | 10:12

I definitely enjoy a nice Hostess Woo Woo or Hoo Hoo Dilly when I'm in a snacking mood.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 10:18

I suggest the MeCha boys (including Cabana Boy) play this hoo hoo dilly-showing game in Vegas.

posted by essexjan 05 June | 10:36

No way, EJ Jose! You din't bust out your Woo Woo in that English pub at your meetup!

The Good Ship LT will not leave the port before the HMS Woo Woo sets sail!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 10:55

Metachat: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

posted by rainbaby 05 June | 10:57

You din't bust out your Woo Woo in that English pub at your meetup!

You don't know that. After all, I was the one in charge of the camera.

posted by essexjan 05 June | 11:11

jan, I've predicted nakedness in Asheville (after all, it's going to be hella hot), but have promised nothing for Vegas. Damn, I gotta get in shape.

posted by mike9322 05 June | 11:24

Remember, no amount of exercise can make you hoo hoo dilly any bigger. You may have to resort to buying a potion from Humungous T. Exaggeration or some such other spambox retailer.

posted by essexjan 05 June | 11:38

Remember, no amount of exercise can make you hoo hoo dilly any bigger.
That's not necessarily true, since my excessively excess weight has had a significent negative effect on the functional size of my... why am I telling you this?????

posted by wendell 05 June | 16:44

Bunny heads on sticks were common back when USAFA still sent their cadets on survival training during the summer. They were provided with their own personal rabbit (which they usually named Thumper) who would be part of their wilderness dining experience.

I understand some of them were turned into morbid hand puppets as well.

They changed some things at the Academy, and my son's class was the first not to have to thump a bunny. For which I am truly grateful.

posted by bunnyfire 05 June | 18:19

It's true, what wendell says. When I lost 70 lb. last year, Mrs. Doohickie could tell the difference.

(Plus, I'm not as easily winded!)

posted by Doohickie 05 June | 21:33

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