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07 June 2006

Put this in your brain this instant! [More:]
Donny Hathaway covering Jealous Guy (Lennon).

Holy goddamn, Soul me up lovlies.

(indirectly via the amazing( right Jon?) Soul Sides.
NO! You put in your brain this instant!
posted by Lipstick Thespian 07 June | 11:51
Soul Sides is indeed the shiznit. Soul Shower is bounteous with soulful goodies as well.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 12:09
Yizz witcha fookin speekahs anshit, all lissnin tashit an whatnot. Goddamnshitfuck, fuckachicken, eataduck.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 12:14
Ladies and Gentlemen, back again for your online titillation, it's the Jon, Divine and Hugh Show!

(sound of bee-ooo-eeep! music)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 07 June | 12:25
Ladies and Gentlemen, back again for your online titillation, it's the Jon, Divine and Hugh Show!

Titillation? What kinda show you think this is, brotha?

(you ok?)
posted by jonmc 07 June | 12:26
Wino - I have an Uwe Schmidt version of Jealous Guy I can get to you when I get home from if you like. It's good, but I imagine (heh) quite different from the one you posted.
posted by Hellbient 07 June | 12:30
I'll listen to anything hellbient, so if you're pushing, I'm shovin'.


Yeah LT, You all right there brother?

Little confusion, little beef? Hold tight.

posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 12:51
He's still recoverin' from that posse that's out ta get 'im. : )

(please don't hurt me)
posted by Pips 07 June | 13:00
No beef - it's just funny to watch the three of you talk to each other in here.

I want to see what you all are like in real life and just marinate in the dialogue.

You guys ever see the movie Diner? You remind me of the Diner Boys. It's one of my favorite movies. JonMC could be Daniel Stern's character - "Just put the R and B in with the R and B! Is that so hard?" And the Wino is like Mickey Roarke. And Hugh Janus is like Kevin Bacon or Steve Guttenberg.

Or you know, season to taste. But you guys see it?



posted by Lipstick Thespian 07 June | 13:00
I want to see what you all are like in real life and just marinate in the dialogue.

Considering the amount of alcohol we all consume, 'marinate' is the perfect word. And we are more or less the same in person, except like we have bodies and stuff.

(Diner one of my all time favorite movies, dude. Although I'm much handsomer than Daniel Stern)

posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:04
I meant world wide beef, not Hugh, Wino and Jon beef, we are entirely too lovable to hate. Love like hate, well that is another story.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 13:06
I've never seen Diner, is the movie 50% or more about Ruebens and french fries?

Who wants a coffee milkshake? I do.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 13:06
Did any of you crooked penises even listen to the song? Listen to the song, it's crazy good.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 13:10
Last night, I could've had a Reuben, but I had a Freedom Dip instead.

Also, Indiana Jones-hat DumbCo MucketyMuck was just next to me at the urinal. He said "How ya doing?" Unless you've gotten loaded with me, been to my house and/or seen me naked, you are not allowed to talk to me at the pisser. Especially, if you are screwing with my head.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:13
Anything by Donny Hathaway is crazy good.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:14
Should I just change my nick to wino? It's what everyone keeps calling me, and to be perfectly honest, It's more accurate.


you are not allowed to talk to me at the pisser.

You shoulda run the old Mohle joke on him.

"I see you've been cut by Rabbi Berstein."

"How do you know that?"

"'Cause he always cuts at a 45 degree angle and you're pissing in my shoe."


But the whole time, YOU piss in HIS shoe.

posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 13:17
Should I just change my nick to wino? It's what everyone keeps calling me, and to be perfectly honest, It's more accurate.

Dude, I see you more often than anyone else here, and I have never seen you drink wine.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:19
Winos don't drink wine per se, they drink whatever the fuck is on offer and you know you have never not seen me do that, even those fucking ecto-cooler watermelon jams the aussie dude is always foisting and straight Captain Morgan spiced phlegm shots to the noggin.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 13:22
Jesus, Jon - what kind of friend are you that you don't have the Wino over to watch Diner? And while you're at it, pop in Fandango, another great little coming-of-age indie gem from back in the day.

Pips - do something about this.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 07 June | 13:22
No fuckin' way, Kamiyopparai, then I'd never get a chance to crawl up my asshole and imagine there's a kamikaze reference hidden in your name.

Once my boss came in while I was at a urinal, started talking about something from a meeting we'd been in. I turned my head and said, "I'm sorry, it embarrasses me to talk to other men while I'm urinating. Maybe we can talk during the handwashing stage."

He said, "Oh, I wasn't planning to wash my hands, anyway."
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 13:22
I'd gladly have Da Wino over to the McPips Ponderosa to watch Diner but his fambly obligations keep him on kind of a short leash a lotta the time.

(Also, the Wino is the only thing keeping this from perfection.)
posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:25
Yeah who am I foolin' anyway. I actually like being the whole name and being called wino. There is a kamikaze reference in there brother, it's just that sometimes I don't know why I do what I do and you had to crack the sculpture out of the stone. Ask Mullah Nasrudin, what what?

I don't know if I want to see Diner, but if I do see it, I'll see it with Jon and Pipsamillieonit.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 13:28
No Divine_Wino, you may not. For one, I call you DW, and for another, then I'd have to let you call me baby.

posted by rainbaby 07 June | 13:28
(Also, the Wino is the only thing keeping this from perfection.)

Just photoshop in a headshot of Denzel and it'll have the same effect.


Yeah, no worries Rainbaby, I'ma kept on repping the Divine_Wino brand. Plus I only call my special lady and random men baby. The ladies I call sweetheart, darlin and missus and officer.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 13:31
Y'know, the pissoir-talking muckety-muck is the same one who gave me the "Uncertainty is very disarming," line in the elevator the other day. And i happen to know from inside dope that the dude identifies himself online as a 'bisexual swinger.' Maybe he does wanna ride my pony.

Also, I just passed the head muckety-mucks office and there was a fucking copy of Wired on his desk. Please tell these fuckers that the 90's are over, someone.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:37
Yes, DW has a reserved booth at our Diner anytime -- you too, LT (I'll even make disco fries).

And DW, you are indeed too Divine to be just Wino...

(now, pass the jug, will ya?)
posted by Pips 07 June | 13:38
(Also, I just entered data on a CD called Voices Of Dada, featuring recordings by Marcel Duchamp, Kurt Schwitters and the rest of those guys. I enetered all the info accurately, but I can't help feeling it would be more appropriate to simply enter random shit or let a dying trout flop on the keyboard or something)
posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:47
Wait, who is the guy in the picture that I don't know? Have you been making new friends?
posted by dame 07 June | 13:51
Joe Famous? He's an old buddy and co-worker who I persuaded to join MeCha. Tennessee Sam (the white guy with the crazy eyes) is a bar buddy.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 13:53
I read enough MeCha to know who Joe is, silly. It was this "Sam" character. He's kinda cute.
posted by dame 07 June | 14:15
Sam grew up in a dynamite factory.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:15
He drinks goats milk through an ivory straw.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:16
He's married, dame, extremely married. His wedding ring is tattooed on. I have pictures to prove it.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:18
He laughs like a little angel, high above the clouds.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 14:19
I've yet to proposition one married man who hos turned me down. Tattoo-schmatoo. I have dame.
posted by dame 07 June | 14:20
Clouds full of acid rain, but clouds nonetheless.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:20
He came like a lover, out of the East; with the face of an angel and the heart of a beast, his intentions were six sixty-six.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 14:20
dame, I've met his wife. She would eat you alive.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:21
He's got "Manson Lamps".
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:22
He dreams of earthquakes and service roads.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:23
Nu-uh. I'm not scared of anyone.

(Also, geez, you can in passing say someone is cute without being all on a mission to de-pants. Duh. Besides, I'm really holding out for Hugh. One of these days I'm gonna make him come have a beer in Brooklyn, get him nice & drink, and then . . .)
posted by dame 07 June | 14:24
He was the only hell his momma ever raised.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:24
We're just screwing with you, dame. But, Tennessee is a eighth degree shao-lin black belt crazy motherfucker. in a good way.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:25
Brothers is gonna get nice and drink right about now and listen to Donny, nahmean che?

Who wants a whiskey and whiskey?
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:25
Sam has the knurled hands and flattened fingers of a man of the soil.

On preview: well, shoot, dame, you should just call me. You're like a half a bridge away or something.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 14:26
JC Penny, 3.99!
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:27
Jon: I think you took that more seriously than I meant it.

Hugh: I was waiting till I had a day I could do, sweetie. My life has been totally retarded. I'm thinking a week from Saturday.
posted by dame 07 June | 14:30
Nah, I just wanted an excuse to mention his tattooed wedding ring. I'll have to Flickr some pics of it later.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:32
I AIN'T GOT A BIT OF FUCKIN QUIT IN ME.



SAM ONCE TAUGHT A WIZARD HOW TO DEGLAZE A PAN!
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:32
DAME!
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:33
WINO!
posted by dame 07 June | 14:35
JONMC!
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 14:36
DR. SCOTT!
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:38
HUGH JANUS!








FUCK YEAH, I'M IN A GOOD MOOD, LET'S SMASH THE STATE OR THROW A WAR AND HAVE NO ONE SHOW UP OR HAVE A BAKESALE FOR THE AIRFORCE, I HEARD THEY NEED BOMBERS.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:38
LET'S SHAVE A HIPPY AND TEACH IT TO TALK!
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:39
METACHAT!
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:40
Uh, I already shaved a hippy, this morning.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 14:40
LET'S SHAVE A BIPPY AND TEACH IT TO TALK!
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:41
To make up for you shaving I crazyglued a double vandyke facewig to my weak Irish chin!
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:43
Ha! I glued on a beard as well. On my right knee, where no one expects it!
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:44
You guys has problems. At least you don't live in Bushwick.
posted by dame 07 June | 14:47
What? Violence in the big city?!

*dashes off letter to the editor*
*of Highlights. This belongs in Goofus & Gallant, dammit*
posted by jonmc 07 June | 14:50
I also don't live in Fallujah so this RPG I bought is just going to waste.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:50
Someone say Bushwick?

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 14:51
Dude, Wino, I live right under flight paths for both La Guardia and JFK. Can you come over Saturday?
posted by dame 07 June | 14:52
I'll try Dame, I keep trying to teach my dog to drive my dangerous driftervan but he can't get it through his head that we don't live in Birmingham anymore. If he gets his mind right by friday we'll see what we can do.


Hey,

Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billster is wearing dope ass footy voodoo pajamas, for sure.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 14:55
Dude, that thread is beginning to drive me crazy. OMG three people were mudered in NW Bushwick and a bunch more many many blocks away! Never take a marked cab to Williamsburg; they'll eat you alive!
posted by dame 07 June | 14:58
Someday, you may be mugged. Run, run to the suburbs/Carroll Gardens! Now!!!!!
posted by dame 07 June | 14:59
i wish the rain would stop. I wanted to walk to the East Village and catch my train home at 8th Street, with my iPod in my ears and snapping shots the whole way. I've exhausted all the interesting things to shoot at on boring ass Hudson Street.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 15:08
Are you kidding? There's a baby playing drums at the corner of Hudson and Spring right now!
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 15:20
Nope. The kid said to hell with it and went into the Emerald.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 15:23
Uh-oh. I'm afraid, then, that the emerald might have swallowed him.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 15:25
Are you kidding? There's a baby playing drums at the corner of Hudson and Spring right now!

I thought that was Phil Collins.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 15:26
I thought I felt something in the air tonight.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 15:28
Jon, don't show people your expensive stuff. YOU'LL BE MUGGED AND KILLED AAAAHHHHH.

(I'm sorry you can't walk across town.)
posted by dame 07 June | 15:30
I could walk across town, but I'd get soaked and wet flannel feels nasty.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 15:35
Ah, the travails of jonmcfashion.
posted by dame 07 June | 15:37
Wet Flannel is the name of my new cologne, it's got hints of spicy peanuts and yoohoo.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 15:42
YooHoo is for Philistines. Quik is the money beverage, man.
posted by jonmc 07 June | 15:45
I am a philistine at heart.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 16:04
For reals tho, if any mecha scholars make it to the bottom of this id dump, listen to that song. It is making my eyeballs spin with it's amazingnessitude.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 16:10
I will when I'm near speakers later. BTW, I put a Paddy Fermor story up on my Boris Vallejo thread... it's more brilliance from The Fuckin' Man. Ye've gotta checkitout.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 June | 16:13
Bless your heart che, I'll savor it like a Napolitan savored a boiled manatee in garlic sauce.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 June | 16:15
HJ, did you really shave? That cabbie would be crushed. : )

(Baby Finster, shaving...?)
posted by Pips 07 June | 16:47
Wino - here's that version I was talking about.
posted by Hellbient 08 June | 08:15
So I bought a MacBook yesterday. || Mr. Preston

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