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02 June 2006

jonmc's 300th post. Bask in my glory! Bask I say!
I hate basking. Can I just wallow?
posted by iconomy 02 June | 10:11
iconomy is granted a dispensation. wallow away, woman!
posted by jonmc 02 June | 10:11
What, I'm supposed to bask now, after I've been marinating in your stew for months? Get off of your ass and go outside! It's a perfectly good day outside and you sit there like a lump!

Oh, but before you go dear, have a nice peach, hm? What's wrong with a peach? These are good peaches, from down the way! You like them!

Fine. Break a mother's heart. Go, go, who needs you?
posted by Lipstick Thespian 02 June | 10:12
Your fly's unzipped.
posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 10:14
I know it's pretty, but stop looking at my crotch.
posted by jonmc 02 June | 10:16
Sometimes, ya know, the way an open fly gapes, ya know, it kinda looks like, uh, the lips of, ya know, like a vertical smile, ya know, and I was just wondering if, ya know, there's anything wrong with me for, ya know, noticing that, 'cause, ya know, it's not my fault that, ya know, leaving your fly unzipped makes your dick look like a pussy.
posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 10:20
It's like prison all over again.
posted by jonmc 02 June | 10:21
Well, I'm glad today is the day I decided to drop by then. Hi, jon. Are you unemployed now?
posted by dame 02 June | 10:21
Not till 6/30. Maybe. Long story. There's a meeting with the Evil Empire's HR Department in 15 minutes.
posted by jonmc 02 June | 10:22
Hey, it's dame! I miss you! Especially because now you don't stop by the Tower of Doom no more.
posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 10:24
Aw, I miss you too, Hugh. Now that it's summer, I don't have Sunday practices (well, I may, but well, for now I don't). So you can take the G train & come have a beer with me some Saturday! Yay!
posted by dame 02 June | 10:26
DAME! Come find me. Post to me. Tell me of your world.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 02 June | 10:26
Hugh, let's be under the desk, um, *admiring* that vertical smile of his while he talks with HR. . .

It can't hurt. . .
posted by danf 02 June | 10:28
I want to wallow with iconomy.

In the jello pit, natch.
posted by WolfDaddy 02 June | 10:31
I'm happier than a pig in shit.
posted by Capn 02 June | 10:36
*basks in the glory that is jonlet's crotch*
posted by danostuporstar 02 June | 10:37
Hugh, I need your email address. I wanted to send you birthday wishes aka nude pictures the other day and didn't have it.

Kidding.
Maybe.
posted by Lola_G 02 June | 10:39
*busks in jonmc's reflected glory*
posted by Atom Eyes 02 June | 10:45
Lola_G, his email is in my profile.
posted by Capn 02 June | 10:50
hu9hjanus[at]yahoo.com should work, though I can't check it from work and my home isn't so internetty; I check it every couple days or so, so by all means, send whatever you like!
posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 10:53
*bows before the genius that is Capn's brain*
posted by danostuporstar 02 June | 10:55
just wait til he's unemployed...he'll be at 400 within a week. Now we know what the MC stands fer.
posted by Hellbient 02 June | 10:59
Macaroni!
posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 11:00
Lola_G, his email is in my profile.
posted by Capn 02 June | 10:50



Blammo! Hahahhahaha.

The MC stands for Move the Crowd.
posted by Divine_Wino 02 June | 11:07
*basks in jon's pasty white glow*
posted by deborah 02 June | 11:09
Just left the pow-wow with the HR people. It looks like the maximmum required extension is only gonna be till 7/15. And we're getting a severance agreement in writing by the end of today. Amazing what 18 angry employees can accomplish, isn't it.

(I only stick around here for the severance and unemployment, which will buy me time to plan my next move rather than just jumping to the next shit job, as I've always done)

Now back to basking.

and the MC stands for Masta Chill.
posted by jonmc 02 June | 11:10
You rock, jonmc, and I have a huge intellectual crush on you and here's a bunch of whuffles. Glad you're around!
posted by By the Grace of God 02 June | 11:20
Only 300? You need to try harder, mister.

Hiya dame!
posted by jrossi4r 02 June | 11:30
(side note about how dumb DumbCo actually is: I just worked on entering data on a Jefferson Airplane comp, and Signe Anderson-the vocalist on the albums before Grace Slick joined from Great Society-was not only not listed, but she was not in our database anywhere, so I had to add her. We're supposed to be the best media database? and they're gonna automate what I do? Good luck with that.)
posted by jonmc 02 June | 11:38
So, do you fancy yourself more of a cog, a wheel, a cotter pin, or some other replaceable part?
posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 11:40
A screw. a loose one.
posted by jonmc 02 June | 11:43
A fuckin' sabot, yo!
posted by Divine_Wino 02 June | 11:49
Gotta have sunglasses to deal with all this glory around here.
posted by warbaby 02 June | 11:54
Hi jrossi & lipstick. So I went to get lunch, and on my way to lunch, there were kittens. They were so cute, i had to run away so I didn't accidentally rescue one.
posted by dame 02 June | 11:54
I wanna be the Cotter Pin!
posted by Lipstick Thespian 02 June | 11:56
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
posted by Capn 02 June | 11:59
Sabotage!
posted by warbaby 02 June | 12:17
I'm tellin' alla y'all...
posted by jonmc 02 June | 12:18
Huh, my previous comment in this thread was my 2000th. Yay me!
posted by deborah 02 June | 12:25
*slathers on sunscreen, waits for cabana boy to bring the diet coke with lemon twist*
posted by bunnyfire 02 June | 12:28
If you're looking for a pet, dame, I've got a cat I could mail you.

Hugh..guess what? I have those shoes! They're on my porch right now. The kid likes to wear them with her bathrobe and fishing hat. (It's all very Walter Matthau goes to Holland.)
posted by jrossi4r 02 June | 12:31
I saw that post, jrossi & will not be suckered. Besides, I really kinda hate cats. But I love kittens. I wish they could invent a kitten that lived only a year. But I understand the responsibility of a pet & cannot live up to it. (See also, Why I Will Not Have Children.)
posted by dame 02 June | 12:37
Those are serious old-school sabots; it's cool that you have a pair, jrossi4r. They go very well with this sort of thing:

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Hugh Janus 02 June | 12:39
Happy 300, My Cherie!

(Does that mean I get to give ya 300 potches later?) : )
posted by Pips 02 June | 13:07
300 and I'm basking
I thank John for asking
I'll have a couple brews
But, ain't no news
He'll be trashing
Joe's lookin forward
To three-hundred and one
But, even more to being out the door
When this day is done

posted by Joe Famous 02 June | 15:00
This post is the name tag on the toe of our long-dead love affair. . . || Nigerian fee scammin' for the Lord.

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