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05 June 2006

Fair is Fair! Ladies, Tell Me Why You Should Be My Next: →[More:] consort, girlfriend, significant other, obsession, Reason For Living, live-in lover, curiosity, fling, one-night stand, layover, stayover, distraction and/or You Had Me At Hello.

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 15:37 | 22 comments

I've lost 60 pounds and I have firm thighs.

posted by mischief 05 June | 15:47

(mischief has no dilly on its hoo hoo? who knew?)

posted by danostuporstar 05 June | 15:55

'cause I like pina coladas, gettin' caught in the rain, and the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.

posted by Miko 05 June | 15:55

I bought a new top today, one of those wench-like things that laces up the front. It makes my chest look very nice indeed.

posted by essexjan 05 June | 15:58

how are you on the whole "makin' love at midnight" scenario?

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 15:59

Because I just messaged the following to a boy I'm seeing:

ThePinkSuperhero: popcorn just rolled out of my mouth onto the floor.
ThePinkSuperhero: are you turned on yet?

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 June | 16:04

"If you have to ask, you'll never know."

posted by wimpdork 05 June | 16:12

Because I'll make you my little bitch, and you'll like it. :)

posted by SassHat 05 June | 16:18

Wimpdork! How dare you! We all know that "there is no such thing as a stupid question."

However, there are a multitude of stupid people opening their mouths in an interrogative fashion.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 16:20

Sasshat - save that kind of talk for your next job interview.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 16:21

High heels make my ass look FANtastic.

posted by Capn 05 June | 16:24

how are you on the whole "makin' love at midnight" scenario?

Hey, I don't like to schedule to the minute, but I wouldn't turn it down. Especially not on the dunes of the Cape. Let's just hope the damn Provincetown Police don't come around with the flashlight and harass us for sleeping on the beach again, like they did to me in '96.

posted by Miko 05 June | 16:34

We're sleeping?

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 16:48

"sleeping"

posted by Miko 05 June | 17:25

Ah.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 17:48

my wicked sense of humor, and the way i toss my inhibitions to the wind. and the cleavage is rocking...and real!

posted by redvixen 05 June | 18:30

Redvixen! I knew this would draw you out! En garde!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 18:33

phew, is it hot in here or is it just everyone in this thread?

posted by freudianslipper 05 June | 19:19

Hey! Is that a pickup line already?

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

'cause if it's not already, it should be.

posted by Miko 05 June | 20:56

Hmmm, "turning 40 this year. curvacious, redhead, loves life and laughing. the rest is a mystery."

What more could you ask for? Well, except for comfirmation of being an innie, which seems to have been provided by the cleavage comment above.

posted by dg 05 June | 21:48

Hey! Is that a pickup line already?

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

'cause if it's not already, it should be.

oh yea. also, "Is this the checkout counter? Cause I'm checkin' you out!" or similarly, "Is this the pick-up counter? Cause I'm pickin' you up!"

mefi chicks are hot :) (is that a t-shirt yet?)

posted by freudianslipper 05 June | 22:01

cause I love you best : )

posted by Pips 06 June | 01:14

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