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05 June 2006
Is it Friday yet, Craig? Lie to me if you have to, folks.
When that movie came out numerous people used the "You ain't got to LIE, Craig!" line on me over and over and over again... nonstop for around two years.
I came out of the ordeal a better, stronger person.
Sweet! I'm just making up some sammidges. Ham? Salami? Got some fresh greens from the garden and some wicked pickled green tomatoes. We can sit out back in the sun and tell the business world to...um...go take a flying jump.
You got it, amigo. I'll just pop out to the bakery and get some fresh Portuguese buns and get some ice for the cooler (by which I mean big flower pot) while I'm at it. No trouble--it's only a couple of blocks. Back in a mo.
Okay, okay, it belongs to the kids upstairs. They let me drive it sometimes, though. We've got a slide and a swing to play on, too! (Er...you guys might, that is. My bodacious hips won't fit.)
I gotta say, one good thing about going to the liquor store in your dirty gardening clothes is that the panhandlers just say 'hi' instead of asking you for money. That's my fashion tip for the day.