I am in the doghouse... →[More:]After
this, I bought the cats a collar each today - nice ones, orange for Bailey and green for Lucy, with the loudest bells I could find on them. I ambushed them when I got home to put the collars on (the cats are chipped and have never worn collars) and they look very pretty indeed.
But now they are both glaring at me with that 'you are worse than Hitler' look that cats do so well.