Comment Feed:
♦ RSS
LuLu Gaspar: At age 102, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.
Simian Owlspank: At age 98, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
Rossela DeGoo: At age 62, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.