I want two t's.

It is never usually like this

[Printed on back] fyi- I am in the slow line

/me barfs on cotton

Yesterday the cashier at the kwikee mart down by the river had on a pink T-shirt that said "Single white female, looking for mate, must be. . ." and I couldn't read any more because she had her button down gas station uniform shirt on over it. I thought that it might be a pretty good way to meet guys, although yes, a bit skeevy. I used to want one that said, "He's my BROTHER, please, please go ahead and hit on me" because I used to go out drinking a lot with my brother who is a huge scary looking guy with gold teeth and noone would ever talk to me when I was with him.

I wore my best-ever T-shirt on 06/06/06. It says "667 - The Neighbour Of The Beast". People either laughed out loud or looked puzzled.

something one of my castmates said recently at rehearsal, "You'll not fuck me again, Squirrel!"

or another one: "It's not Tourette's. I just hate you."

I saw someone with a shirt that said "Bongosexual". . I traced it to Bonga Java in Atlanta but alas those shirts are no longer available.

I'm sad.

Twenty years ago I had a T-shirt that featured a map of the Soviet Union with an American ICBM stuck through it and the caption "Support First Strike." I would love to have one again for Cold War nostalgia.

and yet another - pic of Jesus with caption underneath that reads, "God, but not great."