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02 June 2006

Your dick look$ 1ike from a doll world? →[More:]

Yes, it's my latest penis spam, copied and pasted here for your enjoyment. This made my day.

She wants a better sex?? All you need is here!

Penis EnlargePatch is a formula you can trust on. Your girlfriend is not impressed with your pottency? Don't wait until she finds another men.

Fashions come and going, but b1g dicks are always in style! Be a fashion with Penis Enlarge Patch.

Your dick look$ 1ike from a doll world? Don't be a Tom Thumb because ladies are not Thumbelinas. Get a Penis Enlarge Patch for a better sex and a happier girlfriend.

post by: iconomy at: 07:55 | 12 comments

Best one yet.

posted by danostuporstar 02 June | 07:59

mine today was not as interesting

Are you feeling shy over your inability to get much more than a semi-hard-on in the sack??
Do you feel depressed because of your ED problem???
Now here's the perfect solution for you - Viagra.
It is truly a "Wonder Drug of the 90s."

You'll get the best erection you can remember in many years for sure. :)

posted by betty 02 June | 08:03

Being a Thumbelina has its benefits, doesn't it, iconomy? You DO have a better sex. :D

Mens SHOULD worry more about their b1g dicks and pottency, I agree. They don't worry enough about this. Penis Enlarge Patches sound like so much more fun than pumpkin patches.

SO, do you think these patches come in colours?

you, too, betty? What does one have to click on to get interesting spam? (in other words, who's been surfing the porn sites from your computer.. I know it wasn't you, of course) I've never had sny. :(

posted by reflecked 02 June | 08:07

or any, for that matter.

posted by reflecked 02 June | 08:08

*hopes reflecked gets some*

posted by danostuporstar 02 June | 08:10

You've inspired me to check out my spam box, ico ... mine all seem kinda short.

E.g.: Pen1s En]arge Patch will make your d1ck big enough to play football on it.

posted by danostuporstar 02 June | 08:13

How kind of you, dano.

Canadian football fields are bigger, btw.

I want points for not taking that "mine all seem kinda short" and running with it.

posted by reflecked 02 June | 08:23

It's not a doll! It's an action figure.

posted by jrossi4r 02 June | 09:17

I get the best spam at my work, where the only nsfw links I've clicked on are on accident from here or metafilter. So porn clickage is not mandatory. No spam filters helps.

Someone (here?) said they got their book characters' names from spam.

posted by small_ruminant 02 June | 10:02

Some of my favourites in the spam folder this morning:

Do you know why Katherine the Great liked to fuck with her horse?

With Virility Patch Penis enlargement pills your penis will reach for the starts.

posted by cmonkey 02 June | 10:02

How have you been

This is our forth and FINAL attempt to contact
you touching on your low rate acceptance.

Here are the propositions we have for you
TODAY :

http://taikatsuto.info/11cn

Make make haste, these deals will cancel in tonight

Thank you
Moises Kerry

(I am so bad at getting back to these people)

posted by danf 02 June | 11:05

iconomy, in her coolness, inspired me to actually read the daily dick koan in my spam box. It doesn't disappoint:

"You d0n’t know what is the best revenge for your ex girlfriend. Just enlarge your dick with Penis Enlarge Patch and she will die from jealousy and regret."

posted by dgaicun 03 June | 14:22

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