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01 June 2006

This thread demands that you invite me over to swim in your pool. →[More:]If you don't have a pool, I will accept running through the sprinkler or a slip 'n' slide.

post by: SassHat at: 16:51 | 14 comments

Can i douse you with refreshing mineral water shot out of a supersoaker?

posted by Lipstick Thespian 01 June | 16:55

Come on over. Beer's cold. Pool's clean and open. The only downside is it is frequently filled with children under 10, or worse, teenagers. But if they start to get on your nerves, just hold their head under water. That usually shuts 'em up.

posted by jrossi4r 01 June | 16:59

jrossi, you're my hero. Ooh, you should fill the pool with cold beer...

posted by SassHat 01 June | 17:00

Man, it is so nasty here today. Warm, muggy, sweaty, very decidedly Texas-like. Bluck.

Just bought some cold beer, and I want to join sasshat and jrossi for some swimmin'.

posted by mudpuppie 01 June | 17:02

you should fill the pool with cold beer...

Don't think we haven't thought of that. If I hadn't heard Peter O'Toole once tell a hilarious anecdote about a three-way with Natalie Wood in a champagne-filled tub, and the vagina-related trip to the ER that followed, I would have done it long ago.

posted by jrossi4r 01 June | 17:04

Waiiit...what? Natalie Wood had some sort of champagne-related vagina injury?

That was NOT in her biography, it certainly would have made for a better read...hehe

posted by SassHat 01 June | 17:05

According to O'Toole she did. Or maybe Richard Harris. One of those fabulous raconteurs. I could listen to either of those two tell stories for hours.

posted by jrossi4r 01 June | 17:15

We got rid of the pool. Now we just sit inside and stare at the round bare spot in the lawn where it used to be.

posted by mr_crash_davis 01 June | 17:26

*takes out fireman's wrench and opens hydrant*

NYC, in the house!

posted by Pips 01 June | 17:50

I want to see a sock puppet named Champagne-Related Vagina Injury.

posted by matildaben 01 June | 17:59

It's not much, only 9 feet by 5 feet, inflatable. But it holds a decent amount of water, so come on over! We'll blast music, drink whatever catches your fancy, and loll in cold-alright, tepid-water. See you there!

posted by redvixen 01 June | 18:51

Yeah, I'll let you swim in my pool if I can come over and pee in your toilet. Or something like that.

posted by iconomy 01 June | 19:14

I have a duck pond you can invade...

posted by deborah 01 June | 22:48

Come swim in my (parents' neighborhood) pool! It opened this weekend, and there's a smaller one for adults only! (It kinda sucks though.)

posted by kyleg 02 June | 00:21

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