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So, in exchange for a steep discount on rent you could sleep in cat shit (and litter), just as long as it doesn't disturb the kitties... and of course you get to have the local crazy cat lady as a roommate. Attractive as this may be, I'll just have to say no.
Yeah, for $400 a month, you get to sleep in cat poo. If you want an even better deal, if you let the cats gnaw on you for food they'll slash $50 off the rent.