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24 June 2006

The three faces of Orange Swan Some guy off OK Cupid did something odd with my picture. [More:]He said my face was asymmetrical so he sliced my picture in two and paired each side with a reversed copy of itself. So, in this link, the first is my real photo, and the other second and third are composites. The second picture is scary (I seem to have been dowered with Micheal Jackson's nose) but the third is somehow much better than what I really look like. He says he put it in a frame on his desk. I hope he's joking.

Has anyone ever tried this with their own picture?
Never tried it. Second one is creepy... but not as creepy as the guy. *shivers*

I once had someone tell me they printed my photo out from LL (well, she said, "I printed it and use it often"). Note: the only stalker I've ever met. Run OS, Run!
posted by dobbs 24 June | 17:07
Wow, that's both scary and fascinating.
posted by essexjan 24 June | 17:07
Yeah, that's pretty scary.
posted by puke & cry 24 June | 17:09
Part of the reason the third one looks good is because your eyes are spread wider apart than they are.
posted by sciurus 24 June | 17:31
Huh, I look a little like Sean Penn. ;)
posted by porpoise 24 June | 17:37
Does this guy maybe have a room at home dedicated to you? A shrine?

The asymetricalness of a face is part of it's beauty, even if it is not immediately noticeable.
posted by danf 24 June | 17:39
Internet dating is just one adventure after another, dobbs.

I've heard before that symmetry is a very important factor in attractiveness, and almost the first thing I thought of when I saw this was, Good Lord, I never realized it was THAT important. This seemed to me to be a really cool and remarkably effective way to demonstrate that.
posted by Orange Swan 24 June | 17:44
I think you need to be facing the camera perfectly full on for it to really work, porpoise. Yours look funny, though. You seem to lose and then gain about 60 pounds.
posted by Orange Swan 24 June | 17:47
Someone did this with a photo of Britney Spears a year or so ago. Unfortunately, google hates me today but there was an interesting article with it.
posted by tracicle 24 June | 17:57
I just did it in photoshop, but then photoshop had an "unexpected error" and I hadn't saved it yet. It looked weird for sure, but then again, I wasn't facing the camera entirely straight on.

If I get some energy back I'll do it again and post it later.
posted by SassHat 24 June | 17:59
hmmm - I guess you can't polish a turd.
posted by porpoise 24 June | 18:16
You're hardly a turd, porpoise, you cutie. You just have an almost perfectly symmetrical face.

posted by Orange Swan 24 June | 18:32
Now I know what my clone army will look like!
posted by SassHat 24 June | 18:43
In art, symmetry is pleasing, asymmetry more interesting. In art and design one tries to balance the two.
posted by Orange Swan 24 June | 18:59
My favourite feature about my face is the way I get a little dimple on my left cheeck when I smile. I don't think a double-dimple would be as interesting.

PS. Orange Swan is a fox.
posted by Space Coyote 24 June | 20:33
oh! Space Coyote, my son has a single dimple like that. I think it is the cutest thing. And I agree that it is far more interesting than two.
posted by carmina 24 June | 21:02
"The asymetricalness of a face is part of it's beauty, even if it is not immediately noticeable."

Cross-cultural beauty studies have shown that youth and symmetry are the only two constants across all human cultures.

However, I know that in our culture, there is a minority that prefers asymmetrical faces. A recent study has shown a correlation to this to having parents with asymmetrical faces. IIRC, this was true with adopted children, so it was not genetic, but some form of normalization.

There's a web site out there somewhere, I think connected to that study, that will present to the visitor various headshots to be judged according to physical beauty. From this, they can decide if the visitor prefers symmetrical or asymmetrical faces. Apparently, I myself prefer asymetrical faces. This didn't come as a complete surprise because there's a variety of ways in which my standards for physical beauty are outlying (but not extreme).

The photo manipulation things orange swan's admirer did is something I've heard of, too. It really will emphasize how symmetrical or asymmetrical someone's face really is.
posted by kmellis 24 June | 21:42
OSwan, Mr. Photostalker was about 1 pixel off on the center of your nose, which was why one of the pictures had that "Michael Jackson Nose" look. Here's what I got playing with your original pic:
≡ Click to see image ≡
Your hair and your shoulders were obviously not positioned evenly, resulting in some of the biggest differences between the two mirrors. And that's a crooked smile you got there, honey. I was considering playing with the pictures further, but I am NOT a stalker. (Just a guy with too much spare time)

And I'd have tried the mirror face on myself, but right now I have an infection in one eye that is making me look like I'm winking at everyone, so I am very unnaturally asymetrcial right now... maybe later.
posted by wendell 24 June | 22:03
In wendell's version of Orange Swan, the left photo looks like an elf high on something.

I've thought about doing this with myself but I rarely have a face-on photograph.
posted by deborah 24 June | 22:50
The photoshopped symmetrical versions of you all look kind of creepy.
posted by matildaben 24 June | 23:06
He fucked it up because he didn't ajust the angle of your head. Idiot.
posted by delmoi 25 June | 01:33
She's still hot.
posted by Eideteker 25 June | 04:05
The internet gives me nightmares.
posted by nomad 26 June | 00:38
Marilyn Munroe had an asymmetrical face.

The problem with passport style portrait pictures is that you always end up looking like a sex offender, regardless of facial symmetry.

When I say you, I mean me.
posted by asok 26 June | 09:57
I've always wanted to do this: || WTF is this?

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