Well, I guess it's just the Lecrosse stats.

Nancy Grace can afford a better hairstyle, can't she? I find that helmet she sports to be horribly distracting. Just like Rita Cosby's 8 packs a day gravel voice.

Wow, she's nasty. You know her assistant couldn't sit down for a few hours after she was done ripping him a freshie off camera.

Not to make light of the Duke situation, but Nancy Grace getting made served like that was priceless.

Haha, I saw that before. Hilarious, though.

And now here's Bif with sports!

Duke maintained it's 3 Rapes to 0 lead over Wake Forest in today's Southeastern Conference action.

Wake Forest, having gotten off to an excellent start with a dazzling come-from-behind victory over Clemson in last week's contest, couldn't seem to manage much in their match-up with the current Bad Boys of preppy sexual misconduct.

When asked about his team's inability to score, Wake Forest's captain, Skip Davis, said, "Dude, all we get are practice dummies all week. These guys can afford the real thing!"

Rita Cosby's 8 packs a day gravel voice

Yeah. I can't watch her show because of her voice.

Nancy Grace, let me introduce you to Harvey Fierstein, Rod Stewart, Joe Cocker and my friend, Kim Carnes.