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A few of my fave subject-lines [with my notes in italics]:

- tipsy crackle
- your future, new jersey [um, bruce springsteen and garbage barges?]
- I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue
- :), Neo-sogdian [Neo-sogdians are cool, whatever they are. And what is the emoticon, a smiley with a zit on his/her chin?]
- Without this great land of ours, we would all drown [THIS is very good common sense!]
- Surrender your Beer, or we'll take it by force
- Beauty is just a light switch away [But is it better if you turn the light switch off?]
- Refinnace your loan, bishop ray [Refinnacing sounds fun.]
- * Maxaman Flomax Propecia * ["I AM MAXAMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!"]
- genital pasteurize [Yuck. Just yuck.]