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05 June 2006

Now taking applications for my new MeCha crush! [More:]I'm thinking having a general crush on all the bunnies is watering down the essence of my MeCha crush(es)...Tell (or show) me why you should be my new MeCha crush.
I nominate him. He's cute, compact, and he has superpowers.
posted by jonmc 05 June | 14:23
Hmm, I do love the superheroes...but he's a bit young. And, he's not a bunny!

Next!
posted by SassHat 05 June | 14:24
He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
posted by mike9322 05 June | 14:24
I just sent you two of every item on your wish list. Good enough?
posted by agropyron 05 June | 14:26
Oh, silly Agro. You can't buy my adoration...you have to earn it. Now dance, monkey!
posted by SassHat 05 June | 14:29
Let me tell you, Hugh's taken and a total tease. He may be sassy at you anyway.
I have to check the roster to see who's available.
posted by ethylene 05 June | 14:31
Single African-American-Venezuelan Alien seeks MetaCrush.
Everything okay!≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Joe Famous 05 June | 14:33
I knew I could count on you, Eth!
posted by SassHat 05 June | 14:34
Alien? So that explains all the experiments.
posted by jonmc 05 June | 14:36
Clearly: Arse Hat.
posted by rainbaby 05 June | 14:36
Rainbaby, you would advocate some sort of incestuous crushing amongst the Hatted Brethren?! For shame.
posted by SassHat 05 June | 14:38
Well, I have to second the mad hatting.
posted by ethylene 05 June | 14:40
*sigh*
Perhaps my pitiable lack of character is crushable?
posted by danostuporstar 05 June | 14:42
Gowd. I'm so linear today.

That was the big insult in grad school: "don't be so linear!"
posted by rainbaby 05 June | 14:42
I don't know Dano, you can't really pity crush on someone, can you?
posted by SassHat 05 June | 14:44
Well, I have to second the mad hatting.

You're obviously hatorosexual.
posted by jonmc 05 June | 14:44
There's definitely some sort of haberdashery-fetish going on here with some of you, but I refuse to be your puppet! Go buy a fedora or something.
posted by SassHat 05 June | 14:45
Wouldn't one of those tri-corner revolutionary war jobs be better? They always looked vaguely vaginal to me.
posted by jonmc 05 June | 14:47
Pity spanking then?
posted by danostuporstar 05 June | 14:47
I dunno, SassHat. dano's pretty sweet, and he won't stink up the bathroom!
posted by elizard 05 June | 14:52
Um, lessee: I am -

1. funny
2. irreverent
3. single
4. good-looking (if no one else available - J. Famous has me beat by a mile!)
5. willing to re-locate
6. capable of staying up all night.
7. good with dogs and kids
8. enthusiastic
9. excellent listener
10. exotic stock - Labrador Puppy bloodline.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 14:54
he's also got a sexy grey goatee.
posted by jonmc 05 June | 14:55
better a goat than a pig
but my mind goes blank as far as picking bunny meat.
And they are dropping like flies. This site seems to promote marriage, mating and breeding.
posted by ethylene 05 June | 15:03
I am:
1) Available.
posted by Capn 05 June | 15:05
I need a new crush too, sasshat. Can I have your castoffs?
posted by mygothlaundry 05 June | 15:09
Oh, I didn't know we had to be single to apply.

Can't we all just get along?
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by danostuporstar 05 June | 15:11
Joe Famous just bummed a smoke off me. Be careful, ladies, he's needy.
posted by jonmc 05 June | 15:11
They should all submit their names to a lottery.
then lottery day will be fun.
posted by ethylene 05 June | 15:12
Not if you're in a Shirley Jackson story it aint.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 15:14
The mystery fostered by my aloof manner (not to mention, manor) should just about have this contest sewn up!
posted by omiewise 05 June | 15:17
OK! OK! OK! I wasn't going to say, but dodgygeezer won the hoo hoo dilly contest!!!

posted by rainbaby 05 June | 15:19
But only because I'm circumsised.
posted by jonmc 05 June | 15:22
i thought half of everyone was doing the other half already.
That's why i have the protective booties on, to keep off the general fluid exchange.

i've just fallen out of curious lust will almost all of you.

Isn't hoo hoo dilly some old english song?
posted by ethylene 05 June | 15:23
See here I go again - you're all too damn adorable!

Crushes abound!

But, er, Rainbaby, I'd like to hear a bit more about the hoo hoo dillies, just to be on the safe side.
posted by SassHat 05 June | 15:27
I am:

1. male
2. breathing
posted by danf 05 June | 15:28
I saw that, but I think I speak for many when I say I need more hoo hoo dilly details.
posted by SassHat 05 June | 15:33
pee pees or danglies and hoo hoos or bajingo but this hoo hoo dilly thing is confusing.
hillbilly hermaphrodite confusing.
posted by ethylene 05 June | 15:36
Changing name to Joe Needy! lol....

Are there any nice broads out there at all?!
ANY??!!!

lol.
posted by Joe Famous 05 June | 16:08
*takes notes*
posted by wimpdork 05 June | 16:13
I'm really bendy.
posted by flopsy 05 June | 16:14
I love tangerines as well, by the way...
posted by Joe Famous 05 June | 16:15
No, you're Flopsy. Bendy is your sister. "Honey, I knew this was a bad idea! What was wrong with Jane and Sally?"
posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 June | 16:17
Wow out sick for a day and I missed all the fun.
posted by arse_hat 05 June | 16:33
Everyone Knows It's Bendy... great old 60s pop song...
posted by wendell 05 June | 16:46
SassHat, I think we should discuss this, weigh your options, etc. Over beer.
posted by elizard 05 June | 17:27
I may contain insect parts.
posted by Captaintripps 05 June | 17:39
It'll take me a couple of weeks to compile the applications and check references, though. Shall we say the 26th? And I think we should call Capn in for a man's opinion.
posted by elizard 05 June | 17:39
I should be your crush because I have ice cubes and hot tea, and I know what to do with them.



Yeah, that's right...I make iced tea! And it's damned good. Suck it, haters. With a straw.
posted by iconomy 05 June | 18:17
Yes, Elizard, I'm definitely down for a meetup. Name the time and place, lady!

Iconomy - But the real question is, can you make Southern style sweet tea?
posted by SassHat 05 June | 18:24
Seriously, Capn & I were discussing the 26th. I'll leave it to y'all to suggest a place.

And if either you or iconomy has a recipe for Southern style sweet tea (is that the one that steeps in the sun?), please do share.
posted by elizard 05 June | 18:27
My sis (she lives in NC) makes sweet tea all the time. She says the trick is to make it in a pot instead of a kettle, and to use real sugar, and to put that sugar in the pot with the water, so that it boils along with it. No artificial sugar allowed, or honey - has to be refined white sugar.

Basically, you boil water and sugar in a pot, and then take the pot off the heat and right away add your tea bags, and steep for about 5 minutes, take out the bags, and then cool the pot in the fridge, and then transfer to a pitcher. Super sweet, and tastes like nothing else.
posted by iconomy 05 June | 18:40
Man, every time I go to the Deep South (which, apparently, includes Baltimore), I forget that they sweeten the tea there. (Texas doesn't. At least, not by default.)

It's always a big ol' shock to take that first gulp. You're right, iconomy, it tastes like nothing else. Especially if you're not expecting it.

*drinks approximately one-half gallon of iced tea per day -- unsweetened, thankyouverymuch*
posted by mudpuppie 05 June | 18:54
The way that I make sweet tea, you make a simple syrup first, with sugar, water and lemon rind. Then you strain the syrup and add it to the hot tea. The way I make it is with 5 bags of Orange Pekoe tea, two bags of Earl Gray and one bag of mint tea (to add to the refreshment). Add 7 cups of boiling (not boiled) water, let it steep for 8-10 minutes, then slowly mix in the lemon syrup. Delicious! I just made some last week.

Elizard, you're thinking of sun tea. Sun tea is also good.

And the 26th is fine, we should go to one of those patios near Bloor/Bathurst, it's a nice, central location. Want me to post it on MeTa? Or will you do the honors? Or is this a bunnies-only affair?
posted by SassHat 05 June | 19:01
iconomy--But..but..that's what I do! Plus lemon. I use loose tea, and have used one with lavender and one with orange peel with good results. (I love Murchies tea) I used to grow bergamot mint, which made a wonderful addition. I had heard tell of one for which you steep it in the sun rather than boiling water, but I guess I could google that.

On preview: yes, sun tea. I can google it, unless the bunnies have good good recipes.

Do feel free to post it to MeTa--I don't post much on the mothership, so I wouldn't be recognized. I posted a bump here a few days ago, but most of us missed it, I'm guessing.

Apologies for the derail.
posted by elizard 05 June | 20:12
I love Robert Altman and I LOVE A Prairie Home Companion || Is it Friday yet, Craig?

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