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22 June 2006

omgwtf... NOOOOOO!

post by: weretable and the undead chairs at: 06:57 | 13 comments

Something better. I'm digging the new Keane CD.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 22 June | 07:01

See also the inspiration.

posted by ferociouskitty 22 June | 07:23

*opens link*
*vomits casually and instinctually*
*closes link*

That's not her singing. It can't be. It's unpossible. Heck, Paris isn't even capable of properly lipsyncing to the track for more than two syllables at a stretch.

The woman actually doing singing is a size 18 burlesque vixen jonmc-crush archetype with a cavernous, melodically resonant schnozz and a set of lungs like a blimp.

And if it's not, well, my hat is well doffed to the engineer.

posted by loquacious 22 June | 08:00

*shudders*

*backs out of the thread slowly*

I'm going to pretend I never saw this.

posted by LunaticFringe 22 June | 08:09

The posted video is noxious and awful.

"Kingston Town," however, is just lovely.

And if UB40 is the audio inspiration for the track, then this is obviously the video inspiration for the ... well ... video.

posted by grabbingsand 22 June | 09:25

you're on my shitlist for posting that...now i'll have to soak my eyeballs in brine and stab myself in the eardrums.

THANKS FOR NOTHING!

posted by Mrs.Pants 22 June | 09:31

I have always though the Cherish video was as hot as Madonna could get, despite her best efforts.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 22 June | 10:02

*screams, reaches for brain bleach*

posted by essexjan 22 June | 10:06

And if it's not, well, my hat is well doffed to the engineer.

I think it's her, it sounds like her voice. God knows I've heard it enough in the last few years.

I posted it because it is fun to make fun of Ms Hilton, but it actually isn't a bad pop song. Although I am sure she deserves around 0.000001% of the credit.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 22 June | 10:34

Ignore the video and pretend it isn't Paris Hilton. Now what do you think of it?

I agree with weretable - it's not a bad pop song. How much engineering went into it? I dunno and it doesn't matter.

posted by deborah 22 June | 12:06

mwahh mwyahhahha - LT Plots Sinister Paris Hilton Song Insertion into Next Set - mwah ahahahahhah!~

posted by Lipstick Thespian 22 June | 13:29

Note to self: MISS all LT music sets for the next several days.

posted by wendell 22 June | 16:35

Is it me, or does she sound like all the other ones out there?

posted by redvixen 22 June | 18:37

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