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28 June 2006

So, I walking through the dumbco offices back to my desk after a smoke break, and the office manager is wheeling around a GINORMOUS dumpster cart full of paper and file folders. Why am I having visions of some kind of scandal a-brewing? Or maybe they're making confetti. I just don't know.

post by: jonmc at: 13:59 | 8 comments

Just make sure you've already made copies of the most damning evidence and use it to retire early after the scandal breaks (and don't forget my 10% for giving you the idea).

posted by fenriq 28 June | 14:19

I'm not even sure what the scandal is yet, dude. Maybe they're gonna shred all that paper, put it in the conference room and roll around naked in it.

posted by jonmc 28 June | 14:21

Armed with his trusty digital camera, jon "Scoop" mc breaks scandal of the year.

posted by rainbaby 28 June | 14:25

Sadly, Pips has the camera today. Her students are graduating. Also, I'd be apprehensive about snapping incriminating shots here. The high-ups are rich enough to hire out-of-work South American death squads.

posted by jonmc 28 June | 14:30

Have any employees "disappeared" lately? You don't see a woodchipper 'round anywhere, do ya?

(graduation was great, by the by... photos forthcoming)

posted by Pips 28 June | 15:38

Keep an eye for the guys carrying the computers out and wearing sweatshirts with FBI on the back. (Happened to a friend of mine.)

posted by StickyCarpet 28 June | 16:08

Well, just keep it in mind. These things happen quickly, I know these things, I've watched Tom Cruise movies.

posted by fenriq 28 June | 17:32

in soviet russia, tom cruise movies watch you.

posted by quonsar 28 June | 20:03

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