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28 June 2006

The 10-Year Boner -- Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000.

post by: ericb at: 10:33 | 10 comments

I see that he's a handyman. Maybe he could use it as a spare hammer, or rent himself out as a hatrack.

posted by jonmc 28 June | 10:34

We actually discussed this very same boner last week.

posted by Specklet 28 June | 10:35

Metachat: We actually discussed this very same boner last week.

posted by matildaben 28 June | 10:44

Also, I think the elastic in the waistband of my boxers has snapped. They're sliding down me inside my jeans. Most uncomfortable.

posted by jonmc 28 June | 10:46

This thread is useless without pictures (NOT YOU, jonmc).

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 June | 10:52

Go into the bathroom and remove them. Commando's not bad. Besides, maybe your boss will come in while you have your pants off.

posted by Specklet 28 June | 11:00

Go into the bathroom and remove them. Commando's not bad.

The jeans I'm wearing don't fit either. I'm not giving the office a view of my forbidden valley. I am however considering the bozers on my head as a gesture of something or other.

Besides, maybe your boss will come in while you have your pants off.

If you could only see this silly motherfucker. His website is full of pics of his fiances boobs and his fucking Unimog.

posted by jonmc 28 June | 11:04

I would bet there are peple discussing his boner every week these days. Which is kind of cool! Except for the pain and, you know, having a boner for a decade.

Hey, isn't that like being a teenager?

posted by fenriq 28 June | 11:50

$400,000 for ten years is $40,000 a year. He could have earned a lot more in the pr0n industry during that time.

posted by wendell 28 June | 12:29

Or as by renting himself out as a ring toss to traveling carnivals.

posted by jonmc 28 June | 12:43

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