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02 June 2006

Pat Robertson's plane crashes, unfortunately, he was not aboard.

post by: knave at: 17:39 | 10 comments

That is not fair.

posted by flopsy 02 June | 18:44

Watch out now... it's bad karma to be wishing people into plane crashes.

posted by BoringPostcards 02 June | 18:59

Normally, yes - however I will make an exception for that evil shitheel babbler in tongues. Aces High, Pat!

posted by trondant 02 June | 19:01

It is a shame he was not on board. He could have extended his mighty legs and slowly lowered the plane, allowing it to land safely.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 02 June | 19:20

oh dear. 3 people died.

posted by jelly 02 June | 19:22

If Pat were aboard, he might've been able to leg-press the jet with his remarkable strength, and minimize the impact.

posted by Triode 02 June | 21:47

I always like to take the opportunity any time Pat Robertson is brought up to point out that I live one mile from his fucking network and university and drive by them every single day of my life. His drivel is beamed through my body via his satellite dishes, which point directly towards my apartment. I think I'm turning evil.

Thank you.

posted by mike9322 02 June | 22:12

It's also fun to point out that all his land is adjacent to a landfill.

posted by mike9322 02 June | 22:14

Come on, you totally know this was a miracle.

A Pat Robertson anagram:
A BORN PROTEST

posted by Hellbient 02 June | 23:42

It's also fun to point out that all his land is adjacent to a landfill.

Let me get this straight - the cat shits next to the litterbox, but not in it?

posted by trondant 03 June | 05:59

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