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03 June 2006

Cousin Mammy's World of Breast Euphemisms! What's your favorite?

post by: kyleg at: 03:38 | 27 comments

Lady balls! LOL

posted by jelly 03 June | 03:47

Probably "balgona bags," "lung warts," and "kabukis" because, what the fuck.

posted by viachicago 03 June | 03:51

chesticles.

posted by seanyboy 03 June | 03:51

GAZONGAS!

Wimpdork made me do it.

posted by DaShiv 03 June | 04:02

eggplants?!?! who the hell calls 'em eggplants?!?!

posted by dodgygeezer 03 June | 05:07

Vegetarians, dodgy.

I, uh, plump for funbags.

posted by trondant 03 June | 05:54

My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps

posted by flopsy 03 June | 05:57

eggplants

posted by dodgygeezer 03 June | 06:47

Hooters!

Yes, it's childish of me, but I laugh out loud every time I say the word.

posted by tommasz 03 June | 09:15

speedbags.

posted by jonmc 03 June | 09:25

Many of these (dugs?) are cacaphemisms or whatever the antonym of euphamism is.

posted by StickyCarpet 03 June | 09:55

dysphemism

posted by Capn 03 June | 10:19

My friends and I used gazongas in junior high. : )

posted by sisterhavana 03 June | 10:20

used them for what? they make excellent pillows, I'm told.

posted by jonmc 03 June | 10:36

The Glory!

posted by Specklet 03 June | 10:39

The apple dumplin' shop
rustically charming.

Dingoes
wtf?

Orbs
Never seen that one outside of a bad romance novel.

Pink nosed puppies
Almost endearing, but weird.

The girls
That, I actually do use.

The queen jewels
Not bad.

posted by Miko 03 June | 10:48

blouse bunnies? That's a new one to me. And it has 'bunnies' in it.

posted by elizard 03 June | 11:26

Also, flopsy, with all due affection and respect, may you rot in the festering pits of hell for that.

posted by elizard 03 June | 11:28

Chesticles is pretty damn hilarious in a sorry Frat-boy kind of way.

Does that mean my balls are now Trouser Tits?

posted by Lipstick Thespian 03 June | 12:09

One of my friends says "sweater puppies".

posted by matildaben 03 June | 12:27

I seriously just love the word boobies.

I hate the prevalence (thanks to yon Voyeurweb) of the baffling, sexist, ugly term "funbags".

posted by stilicho 03 June | 13:58

My daughter calls them "tots." If they're really big, she calls them "tater tots with cheeeeese."

posted by santee cooper 03 June | 13:58

The list is missing the one that caused me so much grief in high school. Some sorry stealth tagger stuck a sign on my back that said BIG JETS, and I didn't find out for nearly an hour.

posted by tangerine 03 June | 15:12

I've always said "Buhjungas" but then that's me. Is there a list like that for dicks and balls?

posted by eekacat 03 June | 16:52

Thelma and Louise.

posted by rainbaby 03 June | 17:56

Huge...tracts of land!

posted by croctommy 03 June | 19:00

I like trouser tits, that sounds very subversive.

I was surprised The Sisters wasn't on the list.

Is there a list like that for dicks and balls?

Tee hee!

posted by halonine 03 June | 19:16

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