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It is my experience that any "personal" product that advertises a "gentle warming sensation" will instead cause HORRIBLE UNRELENTING BURNING PLEASE PUT SOME ICE IN MY UNDERWEAR NOW OMG.
I saw a commercial for a spray that "lubricates with a gentle tingling heat" last night. My wife was watching something on one of them women's channels.