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22 June 2006

Action Figures!
When I was a kid, my best buddy had this awesome Voltron action figure that was at least two feet tall. Then one day he got pneumonia and threw up all over it, and his mom threw it out :(
posted by cmonkey 22 June | 12:35
I think I had that one, C Monkey!
My mom would've made me clean it off though. lol.

Hugh! That is the shizzznit!
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 12:37
Mecha Action Figures are needed!
posted by jonmc 22 June | 12:38
MeCha action figures could be arranged.
posted by cmonkey 22 June | 12:40
*salaams*
posted by jonmc 22 June | 12:43
The "Joe Famous" limited!
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posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 12:45
Click here to see image and be saved at the same time.
posted by iconomy 22 June | 12:46
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This is a Carl Jung action figure. For real.

Just for Miko, Annie Oakley:

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And for EVERYBODY, Crazy Cat Lady:

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posted by taz 22 June | 12:49
I COLLECT DOLLS, DAMNIT!!! Oh, wait - you bastards tricked me.
posted by Smart Dalek 22 June | 12:52
I don't do much. Can I be an inaction figure?
posted by jonmc 22 June | 12:53
I used to have a Luke Skywalker action figure that was about 12" high. He was my Ken doll, even though he was dispropotionate to the Barbies. He had a grappling hook and a light saber but no penis.
posted by Specklet 22 June | 12:55
I gotta have that Crazy Cat Lady!
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 12:58
Randy Rhoads would look pretty cool on my desk.
posted by Wolfdog 22 June | 13:00
I mean "not cool at all", actually, more like "appropriately dorky".
posted by Wolfdog 22 June | 13:01
Wolfie, it would look cool. Show no shame for the Randy love, dawg.
posted by jonmc 22 June | 13:11
Action Figures? Sure.
These are guarding my desk.
posted by grabbingsand 22 June | 13:12
You have 1,528 photos in your photostream? Damn.

I think it's cute how men's dolls are called action figures.
posted by iconomy 22 June | 13:15
Yeah. I've taken a photo or two.

And really, I'm not sure how many of us menfolk cling to the "action figure" moniker simply because we fear for our masculinity. If anything, I'd blame the hours and hours of toy marketing we absorbed through our kidhood.
posted by grabbingsand 22 June | 13:20
If you're buying stuffed animals, though, you can't deceive yourself. They're stuffed animals.
posted by Wolfdog 22 June | 13:24
Sometimes stuffed animals are plush toys. Sometimes.
posted by grabbingsand 22 June | 13:27
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I had this one, once.

*sighs*
posted by SassHat 22 June | 13:27
You couldn't call them plush varmints?
posted by Specklet 22 June | 13:28
Yes, but one would be hard pressed to say that "plush toys" represents an increase in machismo.
posted by Wolfdog 22 June | 13:29
I like this one:

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I have this one! She talks!

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posted by SassHat 22 June | 13:30
You couldn't call them plush varmints?
Oh Christ. Laughed out loud...hahahahah! Plush varmints! That is the best thing ever.
posted by iconomy 22 June | 13:32
You wannabe action figures are just a bunch of bobbleheads.
posted by StickyCarpet 22 June | 13:33
I always associate the word "doll" with either Barbie or Bogie's vocabulary in pretty much every film he's been in.
Yeah I know it's strange, but that why I like the term "Action Figure".

Because us boys really do keep 'em active
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 13:36
I have Space Ghost, grabbingsand! (And Rosie too, though she'll probably be a gift to someone someday. Sometimes I buy gifts with no idea of whom I'll give them to, then years later they turn out perfect.)

If this fellow had more hair in front, a longer nose, and brown eyes I'd finally have my action figure:
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Forget the cover of Rolling Stone; when they make an action figure of you, you've arrived.
posted by shane 22 June | 13:39
Plush varmints!
posted by shane 22 June | 13:41
I have the librarian action figure that someone gave me as a gift - and I've actually met the real librarian who was the model for it. I've thought about getting the crazy cat lady but I thought it would give bad luck to my dating efforts, since I'm already *this* close to becoming one.
posted by matildaben 22 June | 13:56
Matildaben, have no fear.
You'll never end up as the Crazy Cat Lady...
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 14:04
Action Figures? Sure.
These are guarding my desk.


YOU...TOOK...THEM...OUT...OF..THE.....PACKAGE!!!!!!!
posted by miles 22 June | 14:21
Heh! ...Google ads just led me to CHE!
posted by shane 22 June | 14:21
Ok, Shane! That one takes the cake!

*breakin' out the credit card*
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 14:31
Does anyone else remember the Barbie Liberation Organization? They're the ones who switched the voice thingies from the first talking Barbie and GI Joe. From the page:

The BLO returned the altered dolls to the toy store shelves, who then resold them to children who had to invent scenarios for Barbies who yelled "Vengeance is mine!" and G.I. Joes who daydreamed "Let’s plan our dream wedding!"
posted by elizard 22 June | 14:33
Action figures have more points of articulation, yo. Or do they make barbies with knees and elbows now? Because if the arms can hold a machine gun without being deformed, it's an action figure.

I grew up playing with these, if that explains anything.
posted by Eideteker 22 June | 14:53
Speaking of Che, Joe, here's a link to that play I mentioned yesterday. It's a moving, well-written piece; I've seen readings of it with a slightly different cast, and they were more than just moving. José Rivera is a top-notch playwright.
posted by Hugh Janus 22 June | 15:06
Good lookin' out, Hugh!!!
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 15:09
I'm sure I meant to use more adjectives than just "moving," but there musta been a slip twixt the intention and the execution. Anyway, it's good. Also, since it's at the Public, tix are cheaper than Broadway (though I just looked and it's pricier than previous Public performances).
posted by Hugh Janus 22 June | 15:11
Yeah they're 50 bucks each, but I do believe it's well worth it.
The synopsis is great! What an idea, eh?
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 15:17
Yeah, after seeing the first reading they did of this, I immediately signed up for a master class with José, where I found his approach to writing for the stage much like my own. More about creating a situation for his characters to live through than creating characters to live through a situation; that's a poor and very incomplete explanation. He talked about "watching his characters react" to things, or "seeing how they develop" in response to plot actions, rather than having the individuals in the story being the prime movers: thus his characters come across as more human because they are less in control than one often sees, they're realistic because they are inhabitants of a specific and changing world. In the case of a historical play, this approach works perfectly.

He also had quite a few very interesting things to say about magical realism (part of most of his other work, notably Cloud Tectonics and References to Salvador Dali Make Me Hot). That's for another post, though.
posted by Hugh Janus 22 June | 15:52
No doubt. This is very interesting. We'll continue mañana, brother.
posted by Joe Famous 22 June | 16:15
Because if the arms can hold a machine gun without being deformed, it's an action figure.

My Darcy doll had arms and legs that bent. Would you call her an action figure?
posted by Specklet 22 June | 17:38
Sure, you could bend Darcy backward. She was way more flexible than that snooty Barbie.
posted by redvixen 22 June | 18:15
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