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I like his body covered up

PLEASE GOD NO RECURSION!

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*laughs at betty's image until he pukes*

Well done. You win. I was totally going to boycott this thread, but... Oh. My. Fucking. God. What the fuck is that!? Hasslehofftribble?

I wonder what he was thinking?

Well, fuck. After reading the image in that link I want to date him. He sounds like a real good time. We could eat granola and fresh avocado-beansprout sandwiches together, and I'm all kinds of serious. Especially if he brought the KITT Car.

Except I'm seriously confused by "A drive up the LA Freeway". Which of the 697 freeways in LA is "THE" LA freeway? The Harbor Freeway? The Ronald Reagan Freeway? San Pedro? The 5? The Grapevine? What about the 138, or the 38, or the 18? The Santa Ana Freeway? The 710? The 210? The 605? The 10? The 610!? The 22!? IT MUST BE THE 73!! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING 405? FUCK I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP UNTIL I FIND OUT WHICH IS THE "LA" FREEWAY!? OH GOD HASSLEHOFF SEND KITT AND TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS MADNESS!!

C'mon, kids, give it up, I want your Hassel-Goods!

He's LOL-kitsch-crack! He's like Shatner if Shatner took himself seriously and thought he was a sex-god!

A GOD AMONG MEN!
-vis Miss TastyBrains's friend!

jeez, shane- that link ... now I have ice tea in my sinuses....

Trivia: A friend of mine (we teach at the same school) does some musical theater here in LA. She's currently taking voice lessons with some highly-regarded teacher up in the valley, and today she told me that the person with the lesson right before hers is... David Hasselhoff. She gets there a couple of minutes before her lesson and thus hears the tail end of his... apparently he's an OK singer, but not great.