How Not To End Your Vacation →
[More:] Way Number One To Not End Your Vacation: Do not, under any circumstances, fall down and break your ankle one hour after arriving home, necessitating a trip to the ER, surgery, and 3 nights in the hospital. Just plain don't do that. It's no fun. End your vacation in some other way, bunnies.
You may think you recognize the voice of experience in this. You would be right.
Just Call Me Hoppity