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27 June 2006

Lordy, lordy, lordy... It's "naked time" again... Somebody please hope me... →[More:]

"Naked time" has become something of a family tradition round here... inspired by Dana Carvey's routine about his young sons tearing off their clothes at six sharp and declaring "naked time," company or no company ("ping").

And with a four-day weekend coming up, I think I need to scotchguard the couch.

(he just tried to tassle-swing his penis...)

post by: Pips at: 17:58 | 24 comments

What's a tassle-swing?

posted by Specklet 27 June | 18:05

MY MENTAL EYESSSSSSSS!!!

*scrubs her brain*

You tell naked boy there that the fucktard ex used to do that, It *should* make him stop.

posted by TrishaLynn 27 June | 18:05

specklet: here (marginally SFW except if you work with blue-noses)

posted by warbaby 27 June | 18:09

Tassle-twirl (sans tassle) may be the better phrase, I think... apparently, there are classes in such things (at least for nipple tassles).

And well, TL, it's a mixed blessing situation... I do enjoy the cute tushie sightings...

(on preview: thanks, wb)

posted by Pips 27 June | 18:12

Well, the weather's right for it.

posted by porpoise 27 June | 18:18

oh dear god my brain.

posted by kyleg 27 June | 18:50

You folks are mad earthy.

posted by Divine_Wino 27 June | 18:59

Oh oh oh I hadn't thought about pasties. Now I see.

Oh.

posted by Specklet 27 June | 19:03

Dude, did I mention, I'm half in the bag on Bud tallboys and listening to Sammy Hagar singing "Give To Live"? That should invalidate any earthy points.

posted by jonmc 27 June | 19:30

this. just.

no.

posted by gaspode 27 June | 19:31

WoooHooo, skin time! (Actually, while I enjoy prancing around my house in my birthday suit when I'm alone, I'm not going to get caught doing that when anyone else is around) Don't want to scar the children.

Yes, I did mean scar, not scare.

posted by redvixen 27 June | 19:32

That sounds like a good idea! Unfortunately, I gotta leave for band practice soon...

Maybe tomorrow.

posted by black8 27 June | 20:20

pips, if you can beat him . . .

posted by danostuporstar 27 June | 20:31

oh, jeez, can't.

posted by danostuporstar 27 June | 20:32

Stop.

posted by ColdChef 27 June | 20:49

CC, would it be better if he wore the beads? : )

(dano, my tush just can't compete...)

posted by Pips 27 June | 21:20

You tell naked boy there that the fucktard ex used to do that, It *should* make him stop.

Catch me up here: isn't Pips' "ex" jonmc? Or are you guys reconciled?

I'm hoping the latter, 'cause jon seemed happier when he was with Pips.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 27 June | 21:53

Obviously FFF, you've missed quite a few episodes of the The Days of Our Bunnies. Pips and the naked mc are back together. What she doesn't realize, however, is that he had a brain transplant while he was away, and is now really her amnesiac twin brother who was lost at sea and presumed dead.

posted by taz 27 June | 22:15

I've never been one to run around naked, alone or otherwise. Too repressed, I suppose.

posted by deborah 27 June | 22:31

I *will* do lots of running around naked, once I'm in my NEW APARTMENT! WOOOOO!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 June | 22:39

aslkhadaklas

posted by viachicago 27 June | 23:19

har har har BFF

posted by SassHat 28 June | 00:47

*twirls*

posted by warbaby 28 June | 01:23

taz: I suspected as much.

posted by Pips 28 June | 15:33

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