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| − | + | jrossi4r is a former Solid Gold dancer who currently works as a freelance astronaut. She recently discovered that her name should actually be jrossi3r. Fortunately, it's obscure enough that no one has called her on it. | |
| − | jrossi4r is a | + | She is extremely hilarious in a droll sort of way, and some of us hope to be adopted by her. |
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| + | jrossi4r is a cool woman who got away with a cheap-shot cross-check on that sissy Hugh Janus in the championship game that caused him internal bleeding, temporary gender identification issues and a permanent vague existential sort of angst. | ||
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| + | <b>Extremely Funny Things jrossi4r Has Said</b> | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/10/23/ok_an_apocalyptic_event_happens#c344763 If an apocalyptic event happens, it's very likely that my cat caused it. He's that kind of evil.] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/03/23/friday_3_point_status_report#c274912 All this happiness is making me horny, but I have to wait another month to get it on. The doctors call it "vaginal rest" but I prefer the term "vajayjaycation."] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/03/13/my_golden_boy Right now he's quite jaundiced, which makes him look like an Oscar. Every time someone hands him to me, I thank the Academy. ] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/04/30/masturbation#c289886 Honey, please get the pteradactyl out of your crotch.] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/10/25/p27335 Aaaaand...now he's trying to eat the cat.] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/10/29/school_is_making_my_kid_dumber#c346217 My child, though funny and adorable, is not a LOL cat.] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/11/03/i_found#c347902 It reminds me of my daughter running away from our cat (then a kitten) and screaming, "No kitty! No biting! I AM NOT TAAASTY!!!!!!"] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/11/07/this_is_a_shouting_thread_66#c348959 I believe that on ancient Yetipotamian keyboards, the space bar was used to actually launch things into space. Is anything missing from your office?] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/11/18/broadway_strike_update#c352372 "Oh. Hyenas got her?"] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/20/three_point_update_mine_s_bad_good_bad#c362644 Little dude...if chewing on something hurts you, then STOP CHEWING ON IT!! God, babies are so very, very stupid.] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2008/02/21/inspired_by_mgl_s_story#c381444 Nothing is more romantic than a sparkly diamond on an orange-stained finger.] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2008/05/20/post_every_single_thought_you_have_to_th#c409658 He is the Jesus fish! Affix his likeness to your car!] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2008/06/25/nader_is_such_a_dick#c418824 Arguing with Nader apologists is like arguing with my kindergartener.] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2009/01/22/three_point_thursday#c466324 I don't like touching really, really breakable things that just came out of someone's crotch!] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:20, 22 January 2009
jrossi4r is a former Solid Gold dancer who currently works as a freelance astronaut. She recently discovered that her name should actually be jrossi3r. Fortunately, it's obscure enough that no one has called her on it.
She is extremely hilarious in a droll sort of way, and some of us hope to be adopted by her.
jrossi4r is a cool woman who got away with a cheap-shot cross-check on that sissy Hugh Janus in the championship game that caused him internal bleeding, temporary gender identification issues and a permanent vague existential sort of angst.
Extremely Funny Things jrossi4r Has Said
- If an apocalyptic event happens, it's very likely that my cat caused it. He's that kind of evil.
- All this happiness is making me horny, but I have to wait another month to get it on. The doctors call it "vaginal rest" but I prefer the term "vajayjaycation."
- Right now he's quite jaundiced, which makes him look like an Oscar. Every time someone hands him to me, I thank the Academy.
- Honey, please get the pteradactyl out of your crotch.
- Aaaaand...now he's trying to eat the cat.
- My child, though funny and adorable, is not a LOL cat.
- It reminds me of my daughter running away from our cat (then a kitten) and screaming, "No kitty! No biting! I AM NOT TAAASTY!!!!!!"
- I believe that on ancient Yetipotamian keyboards, the space bar was used to actually launch things into space. Is anything missing from your office?
- "Oh. Hyenas got her?"
- Little dude...if chewing on something hurts you, then STOP CHEWING ON IT!! God, babies are so very, very stupid.
- Nothing is more romantic than a sparkly diamond on an orange-stained finger.
- He is the Jesus fish! Affix his likeness to your car!
- Arguing with Nader apologists is like arguing with my kindergartener.
- I don't like touching really, really breakable things that just came out of someone's crotch!
