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16 February 2007

Your favorite recent spam e-mail poetry? I justr received:
good americanism Jeopard knew socialism. smoking their gonzalez[More:]
where diversionary Ariadne such borosilicate. decorative the recompense
Fortescue westward further, done indochinese daffy make Tuft
smoking their gonzalez

that sound vaguely obscene.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 11:05
Today I received this one:

Yet, again, it is not every Again, in the case of contraries, it is possible that there should definition of the triangle or circle is applicable are all equally applies to all such correlatives. Yet it does not appear to be true in name, we derive a new name, and apply it to that with which the false, but if he does not exist, both will be false; for neither nothing was less beautiful. It is, therefore, evident that if a man signifying that the capacity may be either present or absent; for it them


seems a collage of various Aristotles pieces, mixed with a shaker.
posted by darkripper 16 February | 11:56
This is still the best I ever received:

A secretly dirt-encrusted tornado
is ostensibly hypnotic.
Now and then,
the inferiority complex
accurately buys an expensive
gift for some
vacuum cleaner from a vacuum cleaner.

Furthermore,

a satellite behind a carpet tack
trembles,
and the self-loathing fairy
single-handedly pees on a turn signal.

Indeed, a pine cone overwhelmingly cooks cheese grits
for a so-called mastadon.
A cough syrup requires assistance
from an abstraction.
posted by dersins 16 February | 13:04
line breaks mine, obviously...
posted by dersins 16 February | 13:05
No good poetry but I just got another viagra cialis drugstore one with the subject line: fuckalot on drugs.
posted by arse_hat 16 February | 15:32
heh. I recorded myself reading some spam poetry as a performance piece awhile ago.

Vista OEM Versions

This It

Cialis Soft Tabs

State Nation
posted by jeremiahbritt 16 February | 15:46
Probably you already know it, but, anyway: Spamusement.
posted by darkripper 16 February | 18:49
SEE CHICKS WITH DICKS TURN TRICKS WITH HICKS

They didn't even need to put anything in the body of the message after THAT header.

But they did. Ruined it for me. Sigh.
posted by WolfDaddy 17 February | 01:10
Just this morning:

River run, past Eve's and Adam's

follows necessarily that he will forthwith definitely know that also then, though all irrelevant attributes should be removed, and only true is this, that when a man is by nature liable to such Space and time also belong to this class of quantities. Time,
thing, besides, gave me a look of running with the hare and hunting character from the possession of the quality of integrity, but the Such things are not predicated of a person in virtue of his own head for a crime with the news of which the country rang. To-day I
interdependent, but are contrary the one to the other. The good is not dense, owing to the fact that its parts are closely combined with was contiguous. Similarly the parts of a plane have position, for it holds good also in the case of speech. None of its parts has an
time and clash of steel behind me. Turning quickly, I was aware of a while at the same time neither is the cause of the being of the other. relative. In practically all such cases the genus is relative, the thus destruction is the contrary of generation, diminution of
case of a mans height; for he is said to have a height of three Moreover, if these were contraries, they would themselves be relative, as seems to be the case, or whether exception is to be It is evident that positives and privatives are not opposed each
large, because the surface over which the white extends is large; we Habits are at the same time dispositions, but dispositions are not Thus habit differs from disposition in this, that while the latter necessitates the existence of a slave, and that of a slave implies
a distinct form of motion, necessarily be subject to alteration the syllables join, but each is separate and distinct from the rest. should happen to fall within both the category of quality and that the houses to be very well occupied; and the whole appearance of the
better and more honourable is said to have a natural priority. In destruction, increase and change of place from diminution, and so something else, and all other such attributes have this external this external reference, for it is the double of something else that
necessary that a subject receptive of the qualities should always have obtains, always have an intermediate. Thus disease and health are moreover, other relatives, e.g. habit, disposition, perception, an object of knowledge, yet the knowledge of it has not yet come
exist before the animal is an animal at all, and before perception. of rudder. If we express ourselves thus accurately, at any rate for a man becomes more and more easily moved to virtue, however
posted by jason's_planet 18 February | 12:31
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