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26 October 2006

Best. Spam. Ever. A very nice gentleman named Emerson Rivas helpfully sent me an inside tip on a hot stock offering.→[More:] But what made it beautiful was the text with which Mr. Rivas prefaced his hot tip:

A secretly dirt-encrusted tornado is ostensibly hypnotic. Now and then, the inferiority complex accurately buys an expensive gift for some vacuum cleaner from a vacuum cleaner. Furthermore, a satellite behind a carpet tack trembles, and the self-loathing fairy single-handledly pees on a turn signal. Indeed, a pine cone overwhelmingly cooks cheese grits for a so-called mastadon. A cough syrup requires assistance from an abstraction.

That, my friends, is fucking poetry.

post by: dersins at: 20:07 | 6 comments

That's something else.

I'm jealous, I never get spam like that.

posted by Specklet 26 October | 20:24

I get it all the time.

posted by Doohickie 26 October | 21:10

Lovely. I got a nice one the other week, from one Jack Isopleth, on a more abstract tip:

holst
forsaken gene picnicked
schelling ballroom
deluge burp
tedium
prorate adjunct handstand sear cartel
spoon infect
clarke butadiene accredit
haze herr pariah
ablate

Really quite moving.

posted by jack_mo 26 October | 21:20

I got a stock tip yesterday from Jesus Champagne.

posted by mygothlaundry 26 October | 22:40

A selection from my gmail spam folder:

half the cherished Leah was born and from that day the mothers
responsible It is up to me you knowLeah Mordecai when separated from Lizzie plodded straight forward
dare not cross to you It is dishonor to God and disobedience tosons free life claims the last moments of the time when she can
fellow would show resentment he did not but walked on quickly instead
on the edge of her chair which tilted and slid out from under her
Brave souls said Ibut brave alas in vain
dare not cross to you It is dishonor to God and disobedience to
sons free life claims the last moments of the time when she can
Brave souls said Ibut brave alas in vain
on the edge of her chair which tilted and slid out from under her
Say rapid Aufidus with awful dread
Ere to the lust of lawless Jove betrayd hall. Not until such men as Charles Sumner Theodore Parker
sons free life claims the last moments of the time when she can
hall. Not until such men as Charles Sumner Theodore Parker
half the cherished Leah was born and from that day the mothers
sons free life claims the last moments of the time when she can
Brave souls said Ibut brave alas in vain&nbspFierce Abas next his men bright armor wore
Brave souls said Ibut brave alas in vain

posted by thirteenkiller 27 October | 07:13

I got some spam from "Cory Doctorow."

posted by theora55 27 October | 18:35

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