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09 December 2005

South Park Avatars [More:]I know this is kinda old but I ran across it again recently. I thought y'all might have fun with it. Don't forget to use the "metachat" tag. Also look here.

Here's mine. (For some reason I can't get the pic itself to show. Says invalid tag "img". Anyone?)

Happy Friday!
Mine

You need to use a 'closed' xhtml img tag: <img src="goatse.cx/hello.jpg" />. The slash is the magic.
posted by danostuporstar 09 December | 16:22
And mine.
posted by kmellis 09 December | 16:32
and mine
posted by kellydamnit 09 December | 16:45
Cute, kelly. I'll have to do mine when I get home.
posted by matildaben 09 December | 16:50
(i hate those things!)
posted by Mrs.Pants 09 December | 17:14
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me!
posted by mayfly wake 09 December | 17:32
me:
- deleted -

mrs geezer:
- deleted -
posted by dodgygeezer 09 December | 17:37
By the way, this has come on quite a bit since I last used it. Cool.
posted by dodgygeezer 09 December | 17:38
dodgy, your links don't work
posted by matildaben 09 December | 17:45
goddamn - a bug. let's try again.

me:
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mrs geezer:
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posted by dodgygeezer 09 December | 17:54
I made an awesome one of me as a sexy ninja, but accidentally deleted it. Use your imaginations.
posted by Specklet 09 December | 18:18
Here's mine.
posted by SassHat 09 December | 18:32
Here's mine.
posted by SassHat 09 December | 18:34
oops
sorry.
posted by SassHat 09 December | 18:34
mine had the chaos helmet and chainsaw
but i got distracted looking at your flickrs.
i'm really hoping kmellis named the dog.
posted by ethylene 09 December | 18:52
where's some of that software we can use to match photographs of people? :

the challenger
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and
the undisputed heavyweight champion
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posted by sam 09 December | 18:53
that is so awesomo
posted by ethylene 09 December | 19:03
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posted by seanyboy 09 December | 19:10
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Nearly.
posted by seanyboy 09 December | 19:14
Complete with gadget filled manpurse, handroll ciggy, silver glasses, headset and "black hat".

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posted by loquacious 09 December | 19:15
Metachat/Southpark
posted by seanyboy 09 December | 19:21
I'm glad y'all are enjoying it.

And I did that dano. Trying again...

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Well, I must've buggered up something earlier.

And here's the "real" me in comparison:

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posted by deborah 09 December | 19:22
I want to re-do mine and put it on Flickr.

Wait, I feel retarded. How can I save the image? It's Flash and I'm confused.

Please don't laugh at me.
posted by Specklet 09 December | 19:34
Press Print Screen to capture the image. Use whatever graphics app is on yer puter.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 09 December | 19:38
Specklet: if you're using a PC you can press alt/print screen and edit it in a graphics program. I use PSP 7.
posted by deborah 09 December | 19:38
mac or Windows Specklet.
Windows... Press Alt-Print Screen, then paste it into photoshop and edit it from there. If that's too roundabout, then Gadwin Screen print will do the job for you.

mac: Run Grab, press Shift Cmd A, choose what you want to copy. Save it to your desktop. Open it with preview, save it as a jpeg, and upload to flickr. (p.s. If anyone knows a less convulated way of doing this, I'd like to know.)

linux: Dunno. You're the leet one. You probably need to type something like "swf2jpg -m21,2,52 -oj -t -l | sftp -fimg.txt -h -a"
posted by seanyboy 09 December | 19:41
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this is me laughing at It's Raining Florence Henderson in the double-arm amputee thread.
posted by taz 09 December | 19:42
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I play one on TV.
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posted by matildaben 09 December | 19:47
Yeah, that's the problem: graphics apps. I just got a new OS and I can't figure out to to work any of this shit.

I've got a Windows "picture and Fax viewer", and that's it. There's no "paste" or "new image" or anything on the damn thing. Anyone?
posted by Specklet 09 December | 19:52
Print screen and then open it up in Paint.
posted by SassHat 09 December | 19:55
Gadwin Screen Print.
Trust me.
posted by seanyboy 09 December | 19:55
Nevermind, I've got it. Stupid work machine. I couldn't even open anything in Paint for a while.

Here's me.

posted by Specklet 09 December | 20:01
P.S. Sam, is that you? Rrrowrr!
posted by Specklet 09 December | 20:02
Since people are trying to make the avatar look like themselves, I gave it my best shot.
posted by kmellis 09 December | 20:13
I've used one of these as my Flickr icon for a while, actually, but with the new features I just did one that looks even better:

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Specklet, since you're the only other one holding a brew- cheers!
posted by BoringPostcards 09 December | 20:16
≡ Click to see image ≡ Me. Damn, I didn't see the cigarette.
posted by mygothlaundry 09 December | 20:16
Don't worry, mgl, I forgot the breasts until I saw deborah's and went back and redid mine.
posted by matildaben 09 December | 20:18
I guess I should have posted a comparison pic:

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posted by BoringPostcards 09 December | 20:21
Compare: ≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by mygothlaundry 09 December | 20:27
Awesome, mgl. :D
posted by BoringPostcards 09 December | 20:30
since everyone is doing comparison pictures:

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/bandwagon
posted by mayfly wake 09 December | 20:31
Cute picture, mayfly! I'm sorry to say that I hadn't noticed you here before, but I'm just going through your comments, and if you like Neutral Milk Hotel, Animal Collective, and Banhart, you're a friend of mine.
posted by matildaben 09 December | 20:41
Hahaha. These are great.

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Even if I had one, you really don't need a comparison picture. Scary. :-)
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 09 December | 20:44
hooray for new friends and good music! i'm pretty excited about the new animal collective right now...so good.
posted by mayfly wake 09 December | 20:46
This is a surprisingly good representation of me.

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Comparison:

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posted by cmonkey 09 December | 20:48
mayfly is adorable
*must remember to do this once i'm done being asleep*
*ka-rashes, FIENally*
posted by ethylene 09 December | 20:57
That does kind of look like you, cmonkey, although it's missing your fab-o tattoos. What's in the second picture, Sexual Harassment Panda?
posted by matildaben 09 December | 20:58
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That's as good as it gets. I had to black out the hat and grey the band around it. Hey, the picture even looks like dark and snowy Ithaca.

Compare: ≡ Click to see image ≡ for the hat and an old pair of sunglasses. Also note that my former handle was DarkSmile (compare for the smile). Trenchcoat and black on black and black can be seen here, though I'm hatless. I am curiously absent any recent pictures of me in winter clothes, so you'll have to take my word for it. I have plenty of pictures with my distinctive ball cap with the smiley on the front and "EVIL" on the front (Dark. Smile. Remember?), as seen above.

THIS CONCLUDES YOUR TOUR!
posted by Eideteker 09 December | 20:59
What's in the second picture, Sexual Harassment Panda?

That's me on my way to work, jeez!
posted by cmonkey 09 December | 21:02
Smiley on the BACK of course. Two HTML errors in as many days. As many decades as well, though. PLEASE SOME ADMIN PLS FIX IT TKS. Also put a break between the "Compare:" and the image, if at all possible. LOVE AND KISSES, STUPID SMILE.
posted by Eideteker 09 December | 21:02
≡ Click to see image ≡ May be a bit optimistic with the hair.
posted by arse_hat 09 December | 21:18
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posted by rebirtha 09 December | 21:29
Here's one that came from some other avatar generator and I've always thought it was pretty accurate. Here's a comparison:
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posted by kmellis 09 December | 21:33
How adorable are all of you? Answer: very.

I don't feel like mucking around with it, but picture a swath of black and pigtails and earphones and cigarettes and a cup of something hot and you're pretty much done with my home couture.
posted by melissa may 09 December | 21:53
Wait, boringpostcards is a guy?
posted by orthogonality 09 December | 21:59
Is your hair long or short, melissa may? And are pale skinned or dark complected? :-)
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 09 December | 22:06
Well, my work 'puter doesn't want to save the south park thing. Maybe I'll try again when I get home. In the meantime, here's something I did awhile back that's really frighteningly accurate. (Looks like kmellis used the same generator.)

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posted by bmarkey 09 December | 22:07
Last I checked, yes.
posted by BoringPostcards 09 December | 22:08
The previous comment was directed at ortho, of course.

Where is this avatar generator kmellis and bmarkey are talking about? Those are pretty cool!

I built me and the partner as Sims in Sims 2, but never played them. They look pretty much like us, though.

(/geek)

posted by BoringPostcards 09 December | 22:11
bp, I wish I could remember. It was a couple of years ago, and now that I think of it I might have first seen it on MeFi. If I get time tonight I'll poke around and see if I can find it.
posted by bmarkey 09 December | 22:15
Yeah, I can't remember either. It does seem to manage something pretty accurate, but still cartoony. Which is cool. There's a lot of choices.
posted by kmellis 09 December | 22:24
Is your hair long or short, melissa may? And are pale skinned or dark complected?


Dark hair just past the middle of my back and white as Wonder Bread, dear. Why do you ask?
posted by melissa may 09 December | 22:32
Ah, what teh hell.

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posted by orthogonality 09 December | 22:36
Wait, Eideteker is African-American?
posted by orthogonality 09 December | 22:39
Halfrican-American, sir. You can refer to me as an Assfreakin-American, though, as I do love the assfreakin.

Wait, Crash is Mexican? Or Indian? Or something?

In other news, Mayfly Wake is a hottie and I'm loving the LPs. And I'm not just saying that schvartze to schvartze. Where are you for my progrock broadcast?
posted by Eideteker 09 December | 22:52
I'm going for an impression, melissa may. :-)

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posted by Cryptical Envelopment 09 December | 22:55
I found the avatar generator.

Why do I feel like I just stepped out of a cHeesy sci-fi flick?
posted by bmarkey 09 December | 22:58
And what's with that uppercase h?
posted by bmarkey 09 December | 23:00
I figured from the name, Eideteker, that you were some hipster from Berlin.

Mayfly is quite easy on the eyes, but I don't recall ever seeing that username before, so I wonder if she's really named JenHoyt from Scotland.
posted by orthogonality 09 December | 23:01
Me.
posted by LeeJay 09 December | 23:03
I do indeed have German descent. I am a hipster from before there were hipsters.
posted by Eideteker 09 December | 23:04
yay i'm halfrican american too! you are very attractive yourself, sir.

i was having a belle and sebastian and hot tea evening, but i can definitely switch to prog-rock and something alcoholic.
posted by mayfly wake 09 December | 23:04
Are you old enough to drink?
posted by Eideteker 09 December | 23:07
P.S. IRC IS CALLING!
posted by Eideteker 09 December | 23:08
no, but i'm in college.

shhhh.
posted by mayfly wake 09 December | 23:08
Pure and simple: Eideteker is of the genus badass.
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 09 December | 23:11
Dang, Cryptical, that's uncanny. Heh.
posted by melissa may 09 December | 23:13
Pure and simple: Eideteker is of the genus badass.


Why thank you! What in particular about my badassness caught your attention. Don't be timid; I'm a sucker for flattery.
posted by Eideteker 09 December | 23:18
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The South Park one is really more accurate, terrifying though that is.
posted by mygothlaundry 09 December | 23:23
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I did this a year or so ago, it's strangely accurate.

I for one welcome our "hey, cool, they're not all white" (and very attractive) overlords. And I hope that one day I have the opportunity to refer to someone as "Assfreakin American".
posted by matildaben 09 December | 23:52
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Yep, that's me... of course my build is a little more cartmannish...
posted by wendell 10 December | 00:10
I overheard two women some years ago talking in a supermarket about someone they knew who had just gotten into a mixed marriage (I think... it was a long time ago, even for an eideteker). They were saying something to the effect that children of mixed heritage are always the most beautiful. That was the line that got my attention and stuck with me.

Since then, I secretly think of myself as a hybrid.

I have put Assfreakin' American down under Ethnicity on a job app, though it was for B&N because those fuckers never ever call me back when I apply there so I had nothing to lose.
posted by Eideteker 10 December | 00:33
That's great, wendell. :-) Quite a chartacter.
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 10 December | 00:35
Hybrid Eideteker, how many miles do you get to the gallon?

And, please, no comments about my bear.
posted by wendell 10 December | 00:43
They were saying something to the effect that children of mixed heritage are always the most beautiful. That's what my girlfriend always says! She's half Indonesian, half german and Mayflower style white, and she's hawt.
posted by Edible Energy 10 December | 00:48
ortho, did you do something with the dimensions of your pic? Because you look a little more Checkerboard Nightmare/Kris Straub style than South Parkish...
posted by wendell 10 December | 00:48
Wendell: Between 40 and 60, depending on how much gear is strapped to my bike.
posted by Eideteker 10 December | 00:53
I only just got your fat joke, wendell. Color me forgetfull. :-) LOL.
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 10 December | 01:41
"
P.S. Sam, is that you? Rrrowrr!
posted by Specklet 09 December | 20:02
"

i know! i have to thank my parents & stuff. thanks, speck.

actually i think my looks, to cop a line, are like licquoricouscsoius, which i can't spell. i mean, most people don't like 'em, but those that do, do. right? i hope. maybe. anyway i just drank 750 mL's of urthel triple, so at this point i think i look great. what is with this sweater, though, i don't know. let's not wear this out again.
posted by sam 10 December | 02:12
That's the way Sam's played around.
posted by Eideteker 10 December | 02:41
You guys are so cute.

Re: mayfly wake... where've you bunnies been? I've been stalking her last.fm listened-to tracks for weeks. I keep hoping she'll do a mecha radio show for us.
posted by taz 10 December | 03:06
Well, first encouter tonight and this is supposed to encourage her? She is gonna regret posting the cute picture. I'll stop here. I don't know what to say other than that I think she is really pretty in a gorgeous kind of way. Maybe she is used to that.
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 10 December | 03:57
It's not so much the prettiness as the implied mischieviousness and vivacity, combined with the brains and excellent music taste. Definitely a DJ to be cultivated.
posted by matildaben 10 December | 12:21
"Wait, Crash is Mexican? Or Indian? Or something?"

Yeah, something. Somewhere up there in the family tree there's a dark secret, you can be sure.
posted by mr_crash_davis 10 December | 13:15
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Me, again.

I'm inordinately tickled that y'all are enjoying this post of mine. It's the little things in life, eh?
posted by deborah 10 December | 13:29
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this thread is making me blush. but i would love to do a radio show...i have a real one on tuesdays from 2-4 on kspc, but it's not completely free-form like this is, i have to play music from the right bins and all that.
posted by mayfly wake 10 December | 14:32
mayfly wake, just email dodgygeezer for the info/instructions... and don't do your show while I'm asleep!

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posted by taz 10 December | 15:30
this is how we did it when i was the age you all look
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contributed like wise in other thread
posted by ethylene 10 December | 15:59
Mine:

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Contrast and Compare:

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posted by bdave 11 December | 01:57
south park is the canny valley


been up since before dawn
i'll be damned if i have to see daylight again this soonzzzzzz
>
posted by ethylene 11 December | 02:05
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