User talk:Loquacious
How can a member with the name loquacious not have a single word on his page?
well, you see, the thing is, the user name, besides starting with the letter l, is a lie. or not. i think we should collect his greatest hits here. the batshitinsane comments that just make you shake your head and say, "that loquacious, he's batshitinsane." --Panoptican 13:46, 12 January 2006 (EST)
Sorry pano, ruined your fun and gave him some words. :) --Knave 19:57, 12 January 2006 (EST)
Heh, batshitinsane, ok. Mixmeister florid, cool. The beats are my bitch, ah yesh. "Wise beyond his years"!? If that's the case, we, as a species, are so fucking doomed it's not even remotely funny. Or, wait, maybe it is funny. Tragicomedy? Doom. DOOOM!
Here's some batshitinsane stuff from another site (Fuck yeah! Spam the wiki!):
13:20: Lord Brawl is distracted by How to destroy the Earth and forgets to do peculiar things to sam512
13:24: loquacious: "peculiar things" indeed. I've seen pictures. I'm pretty sure that was illegal, what with the manatee, liquid latex and oil refinery.
13:25: sam512 was washing latex out of his hair for a week afterwards.
13:25: Lord Brawl: We do our best work at Sealand, where the laws are loose.
13:26: Andromache01: it's those secret orca drug rings.
13:27: Kit goes off to do peculiar things in a corner
13:30: loquacious: Corners are certainly the second best places to do peculiar things.
13:32: loquacious: The very best places to do peculiar things are nice places like churches or shopping malls.
13:34: Lord Brawl: nice != mall
13:35: loquacious: Oh, they have such nice things there! You really should try it. So many wonderful, nice, flammable things! *shivers*
13:36: spiregrain: "mall" is from the norman french "mal" meaning "bad"
13:36: Lord Brawl: loq++
13:59: wertperch: Now that's cleared *that* up, thank you. Can we leave my nuts out of the rest of the conversation?
13:59: loquacious: The Vap-O-Rub thing is a fluke, anyway. People just glom on to it like it's some sort of totally outrageously freaky thing. People smoke menthols for the same reasons. It's no freakier than cars and freeways or rollercoasters. >>
13:59: loquacious: >> Most of the human race is fscking batshit nuts anyway, it's just a matter of perspective.
13:59: skow: shaving your nuts on the other hand...
14:00: loquacious: shaving your nuts isn't crazy, letting grow back in is.
14:01: loquacious: Shaving your nuts and then dipping them in Vap-O-Rub is just suicidal. I'd rather punch myself in the junk with an ingot of steel.
14:02: skow: what do you mean be "letting grow back IN"?
14:02: loquacious: letting IT grow back in...
14:02: Magus: ya don't have to shave em to put a little smell-good down there
14:03: wertperch: "the junk"? What kind of talk is that, then?
14:03: loquacious: /msg wertperch i guess i shouldn't mention the bikini-waxing with icy-hot patches party, then? christ.
14:04: loquacious punches wertperch in the junk.
14:04: loquacious: :)
14:05: wertperch grabs his +2 pointy stick and approaches loquacious
14:05: skow: I think it's better not to start shaving them boys in the forst place
14:05: loquacious: Why are all of you looking at me like I'm insane?
14:05: TenMinJoe: wertperch is trying to buy me off with XP! It's a coverup I tell you! You can't silence the tr-mmphpmmppmph
14:05: skow: first
14:06: loquacious grabs his +9 SOLDERING IRON OF JUSTICE and does a little funky dance.
14:06: skow grabs his +88 boys and runs for safety
14:06: wertperch nods to the black-clad men waiting in the doorway, and grins as they cart the wriggling body to the Vat
14:07: wertperch: Oh, really? I still have my Vorpal Handbag of Doom, y'know
14:08: skow: ta
14:09: loquacious: Yeah? Can you turn it inside out like I can do with this ∞ +1 bag of holding?
14:10: wertperch: That's shut things down, I feel. *wipes hands and leaves*
14:10: loquacious: Oh. Shit...
14:10: TenMinJoe: NO don't turn the infinity handbag inside out are you INSANE you'll destroy the UNIVERSE!
14:10: wertperch: Oh, shit. I may be in trouble now. He's using topological weapons of mad deduction
14:11: TenMinJoe: SET wertperch = wertperch + 1
14:11: loquacious: I meant to grab the ∞ /0 bookbag of indefinate due dates. Christ.
14:12: Magus: anyhow, its like I always say: Its GOOD to douse yer pheremone ejectors with the fragrant oils of Babylon. I always say that.
14:12: EDB packs his bags and escapes while there's still time
14:14: Magus takes note of the current catbox happenings and leaps into his portable hole
14:14: TenMinJoe: Wow that can't be good, EDB is scared? Aiee.
14:15: TenMinJoe hides behind the sofa
14:17: loquacious: Damn. Well, on the plus side, I finally figured out how to scare EDB. On the minus side, it involved no less than the nullification of the entire universe as we know it. It's been real.
14:17: kozmund: Rope trick! Cast Rope Trick!
14:17: loquacious: If only slightly irrational.
Obviously I'm still figuring out how this rollback thing works. --Matildaben 15:36, 16 January 2006 (EST)
