this user lives somewhere on the eastern side of the U.S.
The beloved knave lives near Providence, Rhode Island. But not actually in Providence, because they won't let him. Because he is a habitual line-stepper, and he is too lazy to capitalize the capital. Also, he is going to run away soon in a house on wheels so it doesn't much matter that he capitalize the capital or even live near it.
He claims to look like this--> (^_^)
Due to lack of sleep, it is suspected he looks more like this--> (0_o)
Rhode Island's state bird is a chicken. So it all goes back to mudpuppie somehow...a chicken conspiracy?